Thursday, May 15th 2008
Jack Black Tries To Steal The Spotlight
Is Jack Black air pooping on Angelina Jolie? A bolt of lightning would strike him down if that happened. We're going to be seeing a lot of Angie Jo today. She's in Cannes promoting "Kung Fu Panda" with Black and Dustin Hoffman.
She's also very smiley. It must be the pregnant gas. Yes, Angie farts. It smells like baby powder and sounds like the first few notes from Ave Maria.
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she has the preggers glow for sure.
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Keep your friends close, your ganja closer.
I"m fake by smiling like this.. And look, My shoes are the same color as my skin. I"m actually not wearing shoes, I'm FLOATING, In MID-AIR.. David Blaine style, Bitch..
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 15, 2008 - 11:40am.
Why is Dustin Hoffman dressed like some pre-teen backwood country cousin at a church wedding? Collared shirt, Dockers and his "good" tennies?
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hahahahhahahahahahaha best comment today!
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San Diego, roughly translated means a Whales Vagina.
yet another set of IVF designer kids, upsetting the natural balance of nature...skeeeery...
BLECHHHHH...
Ok, 2nd thumbnail, you can see how big her belly is. To settle the discussion of yesterday of whether or not she's big enough, yes, her belly is.
Just wish the bitch would gain weight in her arms, ass and thighs like the rest of us.
Kung Fu Panda?! Please tell me it is a children's cartoon...
Submitted by Rishkin on May 15, 2008 - 11:43am.
My gosh, her HANDS!
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My gosh, her EVERYTHING. What the fuck is wrong with her smug face???
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Back to monster cave cheese whore!
My gosh, her HANDS!
Sorry, but Jack Black had me at "Nacho Libre"
Nice to see AJ wearing something delicate and not black.
Rainman is getting old.
She's smiling, but you know she wants to put a knife in his back!
She has a scorpion on her dress for a reason.
ahhhahaa ISprained!
He is!
I detest, detest, detest Jack Black.
I love Dustin Hoffman.
I don't care about Angie.
Not in black? Smiling like she means it? Hath Hell frozeth Over?
Seriously, she looks very nice-able in these pics
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I love animated films, but this looks so sucky. Angie's face is Botoxed to high hell.
Dustin Hoffman will just be in ANYTHING these last few years. I'm convinced he has some home-improvement projects he's avoiding, or something.
Why is Dustin Hoffman dressed like some pre-teen backwood country cousin at a church wedding? Collared shirt, Dockers and his "good" tennies??
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She don't eat meat, but she sure like the bone.
The question is when is Jack Black due? lol!!!
I think pregnancy looks good on her - I watched an interview with her and Jack last night and she said Pax thinks he has baby pigs in his stomach - and that all the kids think they are prego. Then jack whipped out a picture of his baby on his iphone and they ohh'd and ahhh'd. Was cute.
*Smile Bitches*
Jack Black is ugly. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site "W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
Meh. Those three together make me think of a TOOLbox.
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I see Jack as an eye-for-an-eye kinda guy. AJ passed some rancid pea and stewmeat-smelling farts while standing next to Jack, so there he is getting her back in the main photo. Only his farts smelled like nachos and chicken livers.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
I've been a huge Jack Black fan since High Fidelity. I even love "Pick of Destiny".
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I think she actually looks pretty. Nice to see the black gone for a while
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San Diego, roughly translated means a Whales Vagina.
Yes, Angie farts. It smells like baby powder and sounds like the first few notes from Ave Maria
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You are on a roll today MK!
If only that scorpion were real!
Speaking of farts.. My hub made me so mad last night, I had to go sleep in the living room, So before he came to bed and before I left the bedroom, I farted in there, tee hee.
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Bwahahahaha! I love Jack, and I love him just a little bit more now.
PSL - LOL! Yeah, he's a furry attention whore, true dat.
I thought she was wearing a cute dress until I saw the scorpion! eek!
Ah....my new siggie fits Jack Black perfectly...lol
He always tries to steal the spotlight. It has to be all about Jack.
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