17,328 Boxes
15-year-old Jennifer Sharpe from Dearborn, Michigan might have set a National record for the amount of Girl Scout cookies sold in one season. Jennifer sold 17,328 boxes in just one season. WHA?! Did she hit up Brit Brit's house or something?
Jennifer set up shop in a church parking lot from 3pm to 7pm. Monday through Saturday. Sundays, she moved her operation to an auto parts store from 11am to 7pm.
She said, "I know how to get people to buy more. If they buy two boxes and they hand me a 10, I'd be like, 'For 50 cents more, you can get three,' because three boxes are $10.50." Homegirl is a hustler!
A rep for the Girl Scouts of America said there's no National record on the books.
I admit it, I bought 17,000 of those boxes. Honestly, I still have boxes sitting in my freezer. There's only so many bowls of Trefoils and milk you can eat in one day. There needs to be a Girl Scout cookie recipe book, because I'm running out of ways to each this shit.
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Submitted by La_Femme_Latina on May 20, 2008 - 7:46am.
if she didnt get a CAR for her efforts she got dicked. Chick prolly got a lollipop and a certificate of achievement.
she needs to get up with sellin some mary Kay. thats where the cash is at.
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if she didnt get a CAR for her efforts she got dicked. Chick prolly got a lollipop and a certificate of achievement.
she needs to get up with sellin some mary Kay. thats where the cash is at.
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You only have to sell one box of cookies to get the badge/patch. Then you get other prizes/incentives based on how much you sell. I have no idea what the prize would be for selling that many, though.
I have seen maybe two girls go all the way through Girl Scouts to earn the highest honor. One of them went on to college and I don't know where she is now. The other got knocked up and is living at home with her baby, not doing anything. Ha!
so... i know that girls family. i feel eerily dirty seeing someone i know on this website. her brother graduated highschool with me six years ago. yuck. also- does any find it disturbing that shes like 15 selling 17 thousand boxes? get drunk secretly in your basement like the rest of us.
hmmm...maybe she offered a free blow job with every three boxes of cookies. Or a flash of teen nip for every one box.
Girl Scouts are obnoxious, specially when they're trying to sell you those fucking cookies.
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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on May 15, 2008 - 11:56am.
I kept ignoring this post because you know, who cares and all, but I must say I totally thought that girl was like a sophomore in college just looking at the pic
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hee hee I used to always be top cookie seller in my squad!
...or I should say, my moms!! I'm sure you get a badge or something.
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I was a girl scout for about 8 months the troop leader was a bitch so I quit but I did go through a cookie season and I was bulimic at the time and I ate the shit out of alot of boxes and I also have to mention when me and the other girls would sell cookies at the stores we would get hit on by older men,gross!
I used to date this boy who was from Guam and he thought the GS cookies were Samoas and Tagalogs.
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samoas rule thin mints drool
samoas.
the best.
I could eat 17,328 boxes of thin mints. That's why I steer clear of those selling cookies. I was a girl scout leader for 4 years. The Daisy Scouts (kindergarten) was definitely my favorite. Why? Because they didn't sell stuff, they weren't allowed to. I hate all these fundraiser things with kids nowadays. I could spend every waking moment trying to help my kids sell stuff. My neighbors and friends long ago decided that we wouldn't try to sell stuff to each other anymore. I'd rather give a cash donation for something. I had to complain to my daughters school a few years gack because they started having 'sales' assemblies during school when the big fundraiser came up. She came home from school all giddy about the crap she would 'win' if she sold certain numbers of things. They actually had guest salespeoples and everything whipping these kids up to a frenzy when they were supposed to be learning. It's like a friggin arcade. You spend $100 winning tickets and you can get $ 1.50 worth of crap for it.
My daughters were quite done with girl scouts once Brownies was done. I also had enough of the 100's of badges and patches I was sewing on all the time. I don't understand these kids that stay in it till high school. Most that I know have parents that are leaders and the parents are the ones that don't want to let go.
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I kept ignoring this post because you know, who cares and all, but I must say I totally thought that girl was like a sophomore in college just looking at the pic
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in nyc you can have the cookies mailed to your house! go to the girl scouts website, there is a form. minimum 10 boxes.
i love the nyc girl scouts are so lazy they don't even bother to sell them, they get the website to do it. i'm even more surprised there is a girl scouts in new york. where do they go to camp out? thompson square park most likely
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over acheiving attention whore.
yeah, I said it.
Submitted by ricki lake on May 15, 2008 - 12:34pm.
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How about the lemon ones that nobody wanted to buy?Well around my neck of the Earth nobody wanted them!
Poor lemon cookies.
I might be the only person here who's never tried a Girl Scout cookie.
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I resisted buying Girl Scout cookies this year, Oreo's were on sale buy one get one free.....
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Whatevs!
She totally laced her loot with crack.
That being said, Girl Scout cookies cost more than a gallon of gas now, so who in the hell is buying from their asses?!
Just beat those bitches upside the head with a tire iron and run!
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Submitted by Triscuit on May 15, 2008 - 11:24am.
Lol I know. I just always thought it's been interesting. Especially when I saw first-hand different names/packaging for the same damn cookies. It's like, wtf?
Oh my, for a minute, I thought Kate Winslet and Gwyneth Paltrow were starring something akin to "Shallow Hal".
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i admire this girl's tenacity...who's the frog she's hugged up on?
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Pffft....
This girl is an amateur.
We used to just eat them all and make our parents pay for them.
And we would actually lie and say we didn't know who ate them.
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Not to get TOO sanctimonious about it but when does she do her homework? Jeez, she should be trying to set her sights higher than Salesperson of the Year.
I bet her Mom has a "special" friend that her children call "Auntie"
*I knew a girl in High School that had an "Aunt" that slept in bed w/ her Mom.*
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I haven't had Girl Scout cookies in so long. I'd kill for some Thin Mints right now. Mmmmmm...
Oh please!
You know the little bitch just had mommy and daddy take that shit to work with them and force it on their coworkers!
There's a kid that wins a prize for this shit locally every year because her mother is personnel manager at a local autoworks plant. By or else is the mantra.
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SHUT UP!! I'm from Dearborn. Why didn't that bitch give me any cookies !?!
Submitted by ricki lake on May 15, 2008 - 12:23pm.
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Thanks for the info....I was just fucking around anyway!!LOL..
Mom looks like she's turned a trick or few in her day. Total roundheels.
Submitted by Triscuit on May 15, 2008 - 11:13am.
Actually, the Girl Scouts of America don't necessarily use the same bakeries to produce the cookies every year. When selected, a bakery produces cookies only for a region, and they get the option of which kinds of cookies they want to make, except that they must produce a few varieties (thin mints, trefoils, etc). This cookie flexibility extends to the names of the cookies as well. Thus, you might see Samoas marketed under a different name, but it has nothing to do with the name Samoa not being politically correct. (It's the name of a country, and not really controversial in anyway, so there's no reasoning behind that.) It is odd the way the cookies are manufactured, advertised, and distributed each year, and many people don't realize it because there are often few, if any, changes or new varieties that result from this process...but it does happen.
http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-sell-girl-scout-cookies
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Submitted by ChubbyWubby on May 15, 2008 - 12:11pm.
Word has it that the den mother and a few other of the Girl Scouts moms were behind the boxes giving out free blow jobs for each box bought. One guy bought 200 boxes. I knew there was an angle.
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Chubby, it's those damn lemon cookies, no one will buy them unless you toss in an incentive.
Submitted by carlk223 on May 15, 2008 - 11:54am.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 15, 2008 -
hey, hey hey....leave Jodie out of this....lol
It's a jodie-loonie! JK! Jodie's ex was way classier. She looks more like that red-head's type. I had a brain fart and can't remember her name right now! The one from SATC.
parissucks...
I love Samoas,too...but I think they may have changed the name.
It was not P.C....LOL.(I don't really know for sure.)
Ugh.I HATED when my Daughter was in the Girl Scouts.(just last year)
The Mothers there suck.
Good for this girl. I think it's totally BS though that the national organization doesn't have record numbers on a national level. Hello, incentive bitches? This girl obviously worked her ass off, you'd think the least they could do is a throw a plaque at her.
Word has it that the den mother and a few other of the Girl Scouts moms were behind the boxes giving out free blow jobs for each box bought. One guy bought 200 boxes. I knew there was an angle.
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From what I can drag from my addled memory, your troop gets to do more fun stuff the more you sell.
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gsc f*ing suck.
The worst part is these "Girl scout cookies" don't contain even a single girl scout.
For shame!
ahhahha parissucks,
Fair enough.
the other girl scout most hate her
PS:When i had to sell something for my school i sell one or two to my family menbers and friend and we eat the rest and my mother or father pay for then
Submitted by madam s. on May 15, 2008 - 9:03am.
mike,
It may not be that tough. Jodie Foster is rumored to be on the market again.
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hey, hey hey....leave Jodie out of this....lol
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she turned a nice profit for the ho's who manufacture the cookies.
That's why I hate these "fundraising" gimmicks.
Trust. The cookie maker made more than the Girl Scouts do.
And yea, I don't know any 15 year-old girl scouts. Shouldn't she be at the mall?
why can i never ever find a girl scout hawking cookies around my town? it;s raining today and a couple boxes of thin mints and a gallon of milk, domino's and i would be positively giddy!
mike,
It may not be that tough. Jodie Foster is rumored to be on the market again.
DeeDee, I knew you would be in this thread. Now put down the box and step away.