Hurry! Jump in the shower, turn on the hot water and wash yourself with Walmart brand bleach. It will burn your skin, but you must get clean after seeing this picture.

WTF is growing on Dreamboat?! See, this is what the turd gets for touching lips with Amy Wino. A new disease has been born. In a few more days, that thing is going to grow legs, jump off of his face and roam the streets for a crack fix. Throw holy water on it! Kill it before it grows.

In other Dreamy news, The Sun reports that he has purchased three more cats bringing his tally to ten. Ten pussies! Dreamy also thought it would be a good idea to buy pregnant mice for his cats to eat. He should feed his cats that thing growing on his face. I'm sure there's a ton of protein in there. Well, a ton of crack I should say.

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James Haven's picture

He looks like a good bath will kill him!

Nasty!

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Billie's picture

Don't they have animal rights people over there who will do something about him? He'll just get a bunch of kittens and blow crack smoke in their little faces. He's an asshole.

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Lor's picture

Yup, that's what a full blown heroin junkie looks like.

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hes face look like wonkeys nasty wart herpes chooie gross

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NoLullaby's picture

What an extravagant waste of skin.

KG's picture

HIs teeth though...his teeth.

LoLo's picture

GUYS! Like you all dont know herpes tastes delicious!

Sop that hot puss up with some wonder bread an eat it raw!

EWW i made myself feel sick with that one!

shandi's picture

I would imagine that is what happens when 1) a person does copious amounts of drugs and 2) a person does not shower or practice any hygiene whatsoever.

Now please excuse me while I go vomit.

Chicklet's picture

He caught Wino's impetigo and doesn't have makeup to cover it. Very gross.

Mrs_Doherty's picture

True.

If it meant wiping this piece of shit off the face of the Earth, it'd be almost worth nuking England. Seriously, he's that repulsive.

That looks like one of the worst case of herpes I have ever seen.

leica's picture

Saying these two are the welfare version of Sid and Nancy makes no sense. There was pretty much no where lower to go than Sid & Nancy went. They had about $1 US dollar between the two of them and were even lower class & grosser than these two (and I will always love them).

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Submitted by Patricia Morgan on May 15, 2008 - 12:00pm.
He looks like he smells of stale ciggies and B.O.

That's the least of his problems. Don't forget the rank stench of festering pussey face wounds, dirty hair, and halitosis!

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joanne's picture

sad

Stoney's picture

Um, I'm no doctor, but that shit on his face looks INFECTED. The fucker probably has mouth cancer, and I'm SURE his teeth are rotting out and his gums are in serious condition. Dude is so gonna die. Good riddance!
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cookiepuss's picture

WHY oh WHY is he always sweaty?? I literally have to scroll down as fat as possible whenever a Dreamboat post shows up, because I get all nausie! What the fuck? Please, I'm begging you Michael, please find a new obsession. My eyes and stomach can't take any more of this one.

That is all.

RJII's picture

No more, please. I can't take another fugly british mess. They're worse than Shitney. Look at those GD teeth. I need a pic of Kate Winslet stat.

When I worked in the ER, we referred to this lovliness as a triple glover.

You know somewhere in an ER in London they're stocking up.

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Submitted by madam s. on May 15, 2008 - 10:40am.

Oh.
My.
Fuckin'.
God.

Too too much!
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christine the hoff,

Damn straight! I'm making fun things for you guys to laugh at when I should be working....

smoke's picture

Maybe Amy put her cigarette out on his face this time instead of her own.

I thought that he had his kitties taken away when he went to jail, when the landlord came in and saw the condition that the house was in. And whatever happenned to his little hedgehog, I wonder?

christine the hoff's picture

madam.s
did you make that? it's fucking awesome!
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Viva La Lohan's picture

Madam S - my eyes, more poor eyes!!!

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Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.

If he fucks around with one of those cats, i will fly my ass over to england and personally kick the shit out of this crackhead...then i am taking OUT whinehouse so i never have to see her again, and i will also introduce the euros to a little thing called a 'toothbrush'!!!!

Viva La Lohan's picture

DeeDee - Looking gooooood in them jeans

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Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.

Dignity 4 Sale's picture

In real life, If you encounter this creature out on the loose you must stay calm!
If you stare at it long enough, it will simply sniff your pockets for cannabis or coca leaves before retreating back into it's natural habitat of cat urine, used syringes in vomit puddles and bare mattresses on the floor with spoon burn marks.

*The more you know...Dim.Ding.Bong*

madam s.'s picture

Mrs. K., christine the hoff, and the rest of you guys,

Exciting news! This is the first stamp from the postal service's "Classic Crackheads" series:

Classic Crackhead Stamp

DeeDee's picture

I will never ever skip brushing my teeth again! *furiously putting Crest on my toothbrush*

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Viva La Lohan's picture

I'm telling ya'll he's got Captain Trips.

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Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.

Aubrey04's picture

He has a meth face!!!! He should be incorporated into the "faces of meth" campaign. Take pictures of him from like 6 years ago and compare them to now!

Seriously!!!!! Whoever did the ad campaign for "faces of meth" NEEDS dreamboat as one of their examples of why Meth is so nasty.

Even once you get clean off of meth --- you never get rid of the meth face. Look at Fergie Fug, she might not have the lesions on her face anymore but it's still methed out. She looks 50 yrs old!

name_optional's picture

nice ufcking face

Patricia Morgan's picture

He looks like he smells of stale ciggies and B.O.

zomay's picture

You all act like this has never happend to you. Give me a break.

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Rocket's picture

Ugh, I just checked out Perez, he has a pic of Paris holding a baby, and another one of her trying to be SJP wearing a ridiculous hat.

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He is such a suck up to P. Hilton. She feeds him stories and he feels he has to post alot of positive pictures about her. I hate him.

My God talk about a NSFW post!!

That picture made me want to vomit.

Amy and Pete would by far make the best episode of A&E's Intervention, we must make this happen.

Looks like he burned his face with the crack pipe. So sad.

TheBreakdown's picture

If that isn't crack-meth face I don't know what is.

And to think Kate Moss was letting THAT *hit* her?!

All her contracts should be revoked for that idiocy alone!

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That picture's going on my fridge next to the pics of fat Elvis and Star Jones. Best diet aid ever.

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You fucking douche! Your domesticated cats do need to be eating mice as a regular diet, pregnant or not. God what an idiot. Also? No one should be allowed to have 10 cats! It's nearly impossible to keep that sort of situation hygenic unless you are a cleaning Nazi, plus the fact that your place WILL smell like cat, guaranteed. I doubt he takes care of the cats he already has. Loser. Oh, and that thing growing on his face is either from his crackpipe or from him picking his face apart. Either way? Klassy.

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LMAO @ Amanda's LiveLinks Ave.. Damn I love your Av's from that Movie.. I want to be just like him..

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jump up jump up and get down's picture

i adore peter, so it came as a shock when i immediately was repulsed by him in this photo. i've never seen him look this bad, and anyone who remembers him round the last months of 2004 would be shocked by that statement.

i wonder if they've photoshopped open sores onto his neck and face, it just seems so exaggerated.

Amanda's picture

Crack is Whack.

Manimal5's picture

They just made him the new cook at The Dirty Sanchez.

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Submitted by Triscuit on May 15, 2008 - 12:30pm.
Submitted by Rishkin on May 15, 2008 - 12:24pm.
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ASSHOLE...I AM HOME ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That was fucking fucked the fuck scary.
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I gagged when I kept staring at the photo... for real!

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Submitted by Rishkin on May 15, 2008 - 12:24pm.
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ASSHOLE...I AM HOME ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That was fucking fucked the fuck scary.
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Parker's picture

Did he buy three new shovels, too? Maybe throw in an extra to scrape that thing off of his face.
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Submitted by madam s. on May 15, 2008 - 11:24am.
Ahhahahhaaaa holy smokes this photo is killing me!!

For anyone who's thought at some point "Meh. I'd do him." I want you to talk a long, hard, sober look at this photo. That is possibly his "O" face.

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that would be me *blushes*

even yesterday, Im like "oh yeah Peteys hot" so I tried to look at this and imagine looking at it while straddling him and, no, hell no,,, it like fucking a dead guy!! A diseased dead guy!!!! NOOO!!!
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Submitted by SpoiledGlamGirl on May 15, 2008 - 11:27am.
Ahahaha, great minds think alike!
now all we can do is wait for a yet more horrible picture of him to suface, we should have a betting pool!
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