Thursday, May 15th 2008

WTF?!!?

Hurry! Jump in the shower, turn on the hot water and wash yourself with Walmart brand bleach. It will burn your skin, but you must get clean after seeing this picture.

WTF is growing on Dreamboat?! See, this is what the turd gets for touching lips with Amy Wino. A new disease has been born. In a few more days, that thing is going to grow legs, jump off of his face and roam the streets for a crack fix. Throw holy water on it! Kill it before it grows.

In other Dreamy news, The Sun reports that he has purchased three more cats bringing his tally to ten. Ten pussies! Dreamy also thought it would be a good idea to buy pregnant mice for his cats to eat. He should feed his cats that thing growing on his face. I'm sure there's a ton of protein in there. Well, a ton of crack I should say.

Image: INFDaily.com

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by Triscuit on May 15, 2008 - 12:23pm.
Submitted by Rishkin on May 15, 2008 - 12:16pm.
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I am a grown woman(31)and "The Exorcist" still scares the shit outta me.
and that fucking pop~up face does me in.
"The power of Christ compells you..."

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Me too, and I love horror movies, but that one, oh shit.

SpoiledGlamGirl's picture

The first thing I thought when I saw this picture was Christine the Hoff HAS GOT TO make this her new avie

***I'm only one stomach flu away from my goal weight***

He looks like a mess. Just saw his profile on millionairedating site "W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m" last week. I am wondering what kind of
relationship he is looking for on that site.

BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

omg, gaping, puss oozing, infected nastiness....

I am going to throw up now.

?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"

letinstar's picture

the bile is sitting in my throat...

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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...

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Mel
I'm glad you share in my problem, there are many,many shiteous pics of that bitch Dina out there too.
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.

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Ugh, I just checked out Perez, he has a pic of Paris holding a baby, and another one of her trying to be SJP wearing a ridiculous hat.

It is going to be hell to try and have any sort of appetite today!

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ainsley's picture

Dear God!

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Submitted by madam s. on May 15, 2008 - 9:15am.

You do have THE CLASSIC. This one, though, comes the closest to THE CLASSIC as we've ever seen. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Which shall we put on the new first class stamp? The "Classic" Skinny Sweaty Petey or the more recent Scabby Sweaty Petey?

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San Isidro

madam s.'s picture

Ahhahahhaaaa holy smokes this photo is killing me!!

For anyone who's thought at some point "Meh. I'd do him." I want you to talk a long, hard, sober look at this photo. That is possibly his "O" face.

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Submitted by DiamondDawg on May 15, 2008 - 12:18pm.
Submitted by Rishkin on May 15, 2008 - 9:16am.
Oh my god! That's worse than that Exorcist computer screen pop up. geesh!
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actually this is worse:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGXSDkakkKE&NR=
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Ahahahaha! Thanks for making me shit my pants.

DeeDee's picture

Bwahahaha CTH! HE looks like a crack zombie in yor avi! And how uncomfortable would it be to have an open sore on an adams apple?!?!

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Submitted by Rishkin on May 15, 2008 - 12:16pm.
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I am a grown woman(31)and "The Exorcist" still scares the shit outta me.
and that fucking pop~up face does me in.
"The power of Christ compells you..."

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 15, 2008 - 8:20am.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 15, 2008 - 9:19am.

I bet he saves his scabs and then mistakes them for Corn Flakes when he's totally coked out and eats them in a bowl with milk.

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EEEEUUUUWWWWWWWWWWWW
Now I'm DEFINITELY not eating today!
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*throws up bile*

mike's picture

My favorite Pete pic is the one of him in a top hat. It was so Dickensian.

"When I was a teenager, I raped Minnie Pearl's dead body." Dolly Parton, on the Howard Stern Show, 05/14/08

christine the hoff's picture

Okay, I looked in the mirror and my head didn't explode.
I thought I was going to shit and go blind, but I closed one eye and farted.
on topic. the camera loves him. he should go have his portraits done at the mall.
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.

zomay's picture

Like a ray of sunshine.

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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 15, 2008 - 12:19pm.
I bet he saves his scabs and then mistakes them for Corn Flakes when he's totally coked out and eats them in a bowl with milk.
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Ugh. That ranks right up there with MK's "cheese" comments of earlier.

Now all I can think of is the 3rd Austin Powers movie where the Dutch guy saves his skin flakes to eat later.

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Note to dumb illiterate skank: Don't were a scarf as a top and call it a custom made dress - Lor 12/05/2008

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Christine the hoff, I feel your dilemma. I can never choose the right av from my Dina library. So I just switch every few days. LOL

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"He's on a mission to destroy me."
--Dina Lohan on Michael Lohan

M.E.'s picture

Where is DUDE - he would love this for his forum avvie.

Clarisse's picture

Thereeeeeeeeeeeeeeee goes ma lunch.

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"U WISH PUT COCKS IN FACE AND GARGLE!!" -FLA

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 15, 2008 - 12:18pm.
I am not eating today.
That did it.
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Aye. I had a delicious pizza pop waiting for me. Much too similar to Pete's face sores/crack wounds.

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Bossy's picture

Stop scaring me with these pictures. Seriously, enough is enough this guy looks like shit.

~*Head Bitch*~

christine the hoff's picture

madame.s
thanks, thanks, you are a true friend.
"wipes piss and tears off myself."

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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.

Mel-Tang's picture

Thank you, MK. When you posts pictures like this, I know you are only doing it to support me through my diet.
You truly care. :)

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"He's on a mission to destroy me."
--Dina Lohan on Michael Lohan

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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 15, 2008 - 9:19am.

I bet he saves his scabs and then mistakes them for Corn Flakes when he's totally coked out and eats them in a bowl with milk.

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EEEEUUUUWWWWWWWWWWWW
Now I'm DEFINITELY not eating today!

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“He was a hairy bear, he was a scary bear- he made a hasty retreat from his lair..."
-Schoolhouse Rock, "Unpack Your Adjectives"

jussayin's picture

vampires exist!

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Arthur "No offense intended"
Tick "None comprehended."

madam s.'s picture

christine the hoff,

I think we can all honor BOTH Petey avatars to you, so that you can switch back and forth as you wish!

gina latina's picture

This is not what I want to see as I eat my oatmeal in the morning. Ick!!

Isn't there some law against hoarding animals in London or where ever he lives? I can't even imagine the stench emanating from that house.

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ISprainedMyUvula's picture

I bet he saves his scabs and then mistakes them for Corn Flakes when he's totally coked out and eats them in a bowl with milk.

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She don't eat meat, but she sure like the bone.

christine the hoff's picture

Miss Priss, the masses have spoken!
save me a seat on that bus to hell.
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
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Manimal5's picture

Pete and Wino should be quarantined in a sealed room, or they they could make "Flesh Eaters 2". Nasty

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Submitted by Rishkin on May 15, 2008 - 9:16am.
Oh my god! That's worse than that Exorcist computer screen pop up. geesh!
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actually this is worse:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGXSDkakkKE&NR=1

M.E.'s picture

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

*cowers in corner*
*slowly rocks back and forth*

*cries*

parissucksliterally's picture

I am not eating today.
That did it.

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“He was a hairy bear, he was a scary bear- he made a hasty retreat from his lair..."
-Schoolhouse Rock, "Unpack Your Adjectives"

missy's picture

Petey looks worse for the wear because hes been smoking the crack with wino. Heroin isnt very toxic, but sure as shit crack is VERY VERY toxic. Crack will fuck your body UP! Whereas heroin really doesn't damage your body; the lifestyle of being a junkie is the more offensive culprit in that situation.

CRACK IS WHACK!
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a message from the Church of the SubGenius

Fred Flintstone's picture

Now that is just plain fucking ugly!! No other word begins to describe this piece of shit. Geez, it would really be a good thing for humanity if Dreamboat and Amy would just off themselves today instead of waiting for the drugs to do their work.

sabrina's picture

please post multiple new posts you can push him down the page..I am so disgusted.

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Annelle, honey, what do you say we talk some trash.

madam s.'s picture

I've said this before, but Petey is MAGIC in front of the camera. It's like he was born to be photographed.

Where's Nanners? She would like this, I'm sure of it.

Miss Priss's picture

LMAO!!!

Holy shit

CTH I like this one better!!!

hahahahahaha

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The greatest woman in history is Ms.Pacman.
For 25 cents the bitch swallows balls until she dies. Now that's a bad bitch!

christine the hoff's picture

MadamS
I chose the new one, will God forgive me?????
I'm shaking. I need a fucking drink now.
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
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DiamondDawg's picture

you would think that the scabby herps sores around his mouth would be the worst part, BUT FOR GAWD'S SAKE LOOK AT HIS TEEF!!!!!!!1

Rishkin's picture

Oh my god! That's worse than that Exorcist computer screen pop up. geesh!

madam s.'s picture

Oh my god, christine the hoff!

I understand the dilemma! You do have THE CLASSIC. This one, though, comes the closest to THE CLASSIC as we've ever seen. I think I'm going to have to just save this photo in case I need it at some point.

weenielover's picture

pus factory. yikes...

Sluttsville's picture

I am convinced that drugs are keeping these two alive; a successful detox would be a death sentence.

christine the hoff's picture

Deedee, how can you pick one? how I ask you how hohowhoohwowhwohwohowhwarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggg
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
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DeeDee's picture

Fuckin' A! You can see years and years of lunch in his teeth. NAST!

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DiamondDawg's picture

How could Amy Crackhouse have kissed this gangrenous thing? As far as "how far down the scale we have gone" Amy ranks one notch higher than Pete. Pete's at the very bottom, er top:

1. Pete Doherty
2. Amy Crackhouse
3. Paris Hilton

although, maybe Paris should be in the #1 position because she has a confirmed case of eternal herps? I bet Pete does, too, but we don't have the Valtrex prescription bottle with his name on it to prove it.

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Oh hell. I've seen death staring me in the face.

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