WTF?!!? | Dlisted

Hurry! Jump in the shower, turn on the hot water and wash yourself with Walmart brand bleach. It will burn your skin, but you must get clean after seeing this picture.

WTF is growing on Dreamboat?! See, this is what the turd gets for touching lips with Amy Wino. A new disease has been born. In a few more days, that thing is going to grow legs, jump off of his face and roam the streets for a crack fix. Throw holy water on it! Kill it before it grows.

In other Dreamy news, The Sun reports that he has purchased three more cats bringing his tally to ten. Ten pussies! Dreamy also thought it would be a good idea to buy pregnant mice for his cats to eat. He should feed his cats that thing growing on his face. I'm sure there's a ton of protein in there. Well, a ton of crack I should say.

Image: INFDaily.com

Posted by: Michael K

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Hold Me • Pete Doherty

Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 05/15/2008 - 12:13pm.

Christine, you should have both these Peteys.

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Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin world go round. ~Queen

Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 05/15/2008 - 12:13pm.

MIKE
I CANNOT, I CANNOT.......
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.

Submitted by The C word on Thu, 05/15/2008 - 12:13pm.

Cracketigo?

Ampetigo?

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Note to dumb illiterate skank: Don't were a scarf as a top and call it a custom made dress - Lor 12/05/2008

Submitted by ChubbyWubby on Thu, 05/15/2008 - 12:12pm.

If you take that Petey and Wino and then toss in Paris Hilton, you can have a supergerm to kill all our enemies. That would be one potent mix.
You face, skin, and private parts would all rot and fall off in unison!

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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 05/15/2008 - 12:12pm.

Submitted by madam s. on May 15, 2008 - 11:11am.
Spectacular avatar alert!

Spectacular avatar alert!

Someone needs to make this their avatar right this second.

HELP ME, I AM TREMBLING FROM THE EXERTION OF NOT GETTING RID OF MY CLASSIC PETE!

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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.

Submitted by peaches on Thu, 05/15/2008 - 12:12pm.

MK forgive me for saying this, but Dreamboat and Wino are like to of the most perfectly matched people ever!
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