Thursday, May 15th 2008
Brit Brit And Mel Gibson In Costa Rica.....Together
ET reports that Brit Brit Spears and Mel Gibson are currently on their way to Costa Rica together. They both left on a private plane this morning from Los Angeles. Sources claim that Mel is taking Brit and Daddy Spears for a weekend vacation. Brit Brit's boys will not be joining her, because she needs approval to take them out of the country.
Back in March, the two had dinner together in Studio City..... Dinner followed by sexay times! Gross.
Shit! Brit Brit is totally knocked up and Mel's the baby daddy! Move over Shiloh, we have a new chosen one.
I think Shia LeBouf should have shared some of that pimple cream with Shitney, and picked up some wrinkle cream for Mel while he at the Walgreens. And you just KNOW Brit would've been all over those gummy bears. She'd probably be pissed though, since Shia kept forgetting to get the smokes.
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
Does not compute
Shitney is all 100 shades of fucking UGLY!
I looked at those X17 pics. man did brit get Fug.
Do you guys remember back when Britney was some sort of sex symbol? yeah, me neither. The thought makes me laugh now!
http://x17online.com/gallery/view_gallery.php?gallery=britney-sneaks-int...
Check out these bee-you-tiful shots of Shitney. I can just see her and Mel giggling away as they fill their water bottles with vodka together!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Maybe she'll stay her ass there for a couple months and cut out Adnan's kid in private. I know that bitch is pregnant!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA
I'm sure they will be very happy together.
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San Isidro
Submitted by M.E. on May 15, 2008 - 12:56pm.
OH FUCK! I forgot about that!
GOT DAMN IT!!! 398749529 more tabloid covers with "WEDDING EXCLUSIVE"
*rolls eyes*
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on May 15, 2008 - 9:42am.
Submitted by M.E. on May 15, 2008 - 12:37pm.
COMPLETELY OFF TOPIC:
Calif. Supreme Court just overturned the ban on gay marriage.
Thank God. Skankalina & the Adulterous Pig can finally marry.
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OH FUCK! I forgot about that!
GOT DAMN IT!!! 398749529 more tabloid covers with "WEDDING EXCLUSIVE"
*rolls eyes*
Submitted by M.E. on May 15, 2008 - 12:37pm.
COMPLETELY OFF TOPIC:
Calif. Supreme Court just overturned the ban on gay marriage.
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can we disown mexifornia as a state now?
Hmmm In Costa Rica, abortion is illegal, so I don't think she would travel all the way there to get an abortion with a wire hanger, she would have gone to Holland or something... I'm quite sure she went there to make me want to die! DAMN YOU Mel Gibson, I will never forgive you.
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If you don't like it, don't look at it!
Where is comingback? I keep checking but nothing....I'm so sad
These two cannot be up to any thing remotely resembling good. If Brit-Brit comes back as a born again, well, celebrityprayerlist.com is gonna have their work cut out for them.
Now I can run off with James Haven!!!
Submitted by M.E. on May 15, 2008 - 1:37pm.
COMPLETELY OFF TOPIC:
Calif. Supreme Court just overturned the ban on gay marriage.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Submitted by M.E. on May 15, 2008 - 12:37pm.
COMPLETELY OFF TOPIC:
Calif. Supreme Court just overturned the ban on gay marriage.
Thank God. Skankalina & the Adulterous Pig can finally marry.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
M.E.:
Hurrah! that is great news! (not that I am gay, but good for them)
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“He was a hairy bear, he was a scary bear- he made a hasty retreat from his lair..."
-Schoolhouse Rock, "Unpack Your Adjectives"
OMG M.E. that is great news. I never thought it was wrong.
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COMPLETELY OFF TOPIC:
Calif. Supreme Court just overturned the ban on gay marriage.
OMG, that was one planeload of crazy. Good grief. Is Mel trying to lure Britney over to his anti-Semitic nutjob "sugartits" way of life? Wow, worse than Scientology (which I'm surprised hasn't gotten its tentacles on her first). However, she's so stupid and damaged I don't know why he'd want her, other than misery loves company.
GET OFF MY MY FUCKING COUNTRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I now have to call all my family and tell them they will have to stop drinking the water.
DAMN YOUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!
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If you don't like it, don't look at it!
Around 10 yrs. ago Mel used to show up at The Merc Bar downtown on Mercer. He'd be there alone, getting drunk & talking armchair politics to anyone who would listen. A babbling drunk. I would go out of my way to ignore him & I'd always catch him giving me a look like 'What is her problem?'. My problem was that Mel had more than 7 kids at the time & was just being a drunk at a bar. I always thought, "Go get drunk in your hotel room, shanty."
Jamie Spears, Brit's dad, attended the same rehab place that Mel Gibson's boys went to this past fall.
I am glad to see Mel helping her out. Her parents are too busy with their other idiot spawn.
Submitted by Miss Priss on May 15, 2008 - 9:00am.
Submitted by maDalice on May 15, 2008 - 12:57pm.
Maybe she's down there for one of them Costa Rican 6th month abortions. Mel knows where to get them
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you're on to something...
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That is what I was thinking.
If she comes back from her "vacation" not sporting the pudgey belly, we all know she had it "taken care of".
This surprise vacation seems a little conveniently timed no??? Pregnancy speculation, hiding under purses and large sweaters.
Late term abortion.
She is the only person for which I will support such a procedure.
You might be right! X17 has this picture of her - she totally looks preggers.....not good, not good at all! I love B but, my God, the last thing she needs right now, or in the near future is another baby!
Maybe Mel can help her, who knows?! He's better than the landing strip guy!
i love Costa Rica. when you get a rental vehicle, it comes with a beer cooler installed.
Submitted by maDalice on May 15, 2008 - 12:57pm.
Maybe she's down there for one of them Costa Rican 6th month abortions. Mel knows where to get them
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you're on to something...
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The greatest woman in history is Ms.Pacman.
For 25 cents the bitch swallows balls until she dies. Now that's a bad bitch!
oklahoma on May 15, 2008 - 11:38am.
Also, This is weird.. I was on the Tide soap website, and they had ideas for the softener sheets, and this one tool said, "when I feel gassy, i put a dryer sheet in my underwear, so when I fart, it smells good".. Seriously, That's what it said.. WTF?
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THat is the most brilliant thing evar.
Maybe she's down there for one of them Costa Rican 6th month abortions. Mel knows where to get them.
He probably just wants to sell her some of the millions of acres of Costa Rican land holdings he owns.
OK. Has anyone seen Apocalypto?
Mel's totally going to throw knocked up Shitney in one of them traps/holes in the ground and leave her there...*sigh* One can only wish
PS: We aren't sure if Shit Shit's knocked up, but if she is, I do NOT wish that poor baby any harm. Being born from that toxic womb is about as harmful as it can get
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The greatest woman in history is Ms.Pacman.
For 25 cents the bitch swallows balls until she dies. Now that's a bad bitch!
Bwahaha, Clarisse @ your Sig.. I'm still dying to get one of those OJ shirts.
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MelTang.. What a dream that was. Stupid JL all pointing at you. We all know this had to be just a dream, neither of those girls can read..
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
It's the end of the world as we know it...
Isn't Kdraco over there too?? Oh no!!!!
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The greatest woman in history is Ms.Pacman.
For 25 cents the bitch swallows balls until she dies. Now that's a bad bitch!
islandgirl on May 15, 2008 - 12:47pm.
Okie, for some reason, that made me piss myself. You are mental, and I mean that in the nicest possible way.
HAHAHAHA!!!
I second that! Oklahoma, you come up with some funny shit!
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"when I feel gassy, i put a dryer sheet in my underwear, so when I fart, it smells good" -Timmy Toot
He's going to teach her how to speak Aramaic, so I guess she'll have to get a new hair do for that accent.
WHERE'S ADNAN?
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
I can just imagine the topic of discussion over dinner:
Cheetos & Cocktails
or would that BE the dinner?
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Haha, at the dryer sheet farts,
Brit is a pig.
Submitted by oklahoma on May 15, 2008 - 11:38am.
LCT.. Here borrow my granny panties.. they're a bit stained in the back, but they will work.
Also, This is weird.. I was on the Tide soap website, and they had ideas for the softener sheets, and this one tool said, "when I feel gassy, i put a dryer sheet in my underwear, so when I fart, it smells good".. Seriously, That's what it said.. WTF?
LMAO! Well, that's better than spraying Lysol and bleach up yo ass like Alexyss K. Tylor tells us to do.
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"He's on a mission to destroy me."
--Dina Lohan on Michael Lohan
Submitted by oklahoma on May 15, 2008 - 12:43pm.
That fart improver's name was Timmy, Timmy Toot.
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Okie, for some reason, that made me piss myself. You are mental, and I mean that in the nicest possible way.
HAHAHAHA!!!
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But then again, what do I know?
Submitted by Mel-Tang on May 15, 2008 - 12:44pm.
You really stay away from eating onions.LOL
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 15, 2008 - 9:43am.
Because Mel can save Britney.....riiiiiiiiiiiight.
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I was pretty sure TommyGirl was going to save her, but that little bastard never even tried.
But that Mel, he's a giver.
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OMG! I just remembered last night I had a dream about Britney.
I was at some restaurant, and she came up to me and said she loved me, just like that, out of the blue.
I told her that she didn't even know me, so how could she love me.
She said she read everything I wrote on D-Listed, and wanted me to know how it felt to be famous and have people always taking your picture.
I was like "Whoa, Britney, I'm not a lesbian." And she said "I don't care, I'm going to follow you wherever you go."
Then JamieLynn came into the eatery all big and preggers and started cracking up and pointing at me. She was yelling "ahahahaha...Mel-Tang. I'm so glad you came along. Now my sister can show you the crazy and get off my ass."
I started screaming and crying. I will never forget it.
I know, I'm a loser.
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"He's on a mission to destroy me."
--Dina Lohan on Michael Lohan
Re: South Park
The idea of head-blown-of Brit and crazy Mel making out skeers the shit out of me. But it would be hilarious. They should get Mrs. Garrison involved and have a three way scissoring fest. Hey! I think I just sold a script!
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
That fart improver's name was Timmy, Timmy Toot.
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Because Mel can save Britney.....riiiiiiiiiiiight.
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“He was a hairy bear, he was a scary bear- he made a hasty retreat from his lair..."
-Schoolhouse Rock, "Unpack Your Adjectives"
I don't know how to wrap my head around this weirdness.
Looks like Brit has been hanging out with Dreamboat.
(look at her nastay face)
oklahoma on May 15, 2008 - 11:38am.
Also, This is weird.. I was on the Tide soap website, and they had ideas for the softener sheets, and this one tool said, "when I feel gassy, i put a dryer sheet in my underwear, so when I fart, it smells good".. Seriously, That's what it said.. WTF?
- bwahahahaha, I am picturing St. Skeletina doing this.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
OMFG Michael K, if that were true!
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Submitted by oklahoma on May 15, 2008 - 12:38pm.
LCT.. Here borrow my granny panties.. they're a bit stained in the back, but they will work.
Also, This is weird.. I was on the Tide soap website, and they had ideas for the softener sheets, and this one tool said, "when I feel gassy, i put a dryer sheet in my underwear, so when I fart, it smells good".. Seriously, That's what it said.. WTF?
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Wouldn't that chafe and irritate your bumhole? I don't doubt that it would make egg farts smell like egg farts in laundry, but I don't see getting out of that situation without a rash.
I only wear grannie panties with the stains my dear. I can't make skid jokes otherwise.
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