Thursday, May 15th 2008
A Skank Whore In London
Wonky McValtrex is in London hawking her whore liquid in a bottle aka Can-Can aka Ca-Ca. Somebody needs to tell this slag that nothing can cover up her wonky skankness. Not even that giant wedding poo sitting on her head. It looks like the prototype for My Little Pony Parker's fugly ass centerpiece.
Katie Price recently said that she plans to move her family to Los Angeles. I think it's only fair that we trade Wonky for Katie. London needs to keep Wonky! She's your problem now. Approach her only if you're wearing a full body condom.
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SJP rocked the hat first and looked better, too.
Why am I getting a Beverly Hillbillies vibe from the family picture - this is what the Hiltons think English Aristocracy wear when out on London streets. Classic.
Poor Paris - someone should tell her there's no high priced, fancy schmancy, designed by the space program, nude coloured Jimmy Choos known to man which is gonna hide her size 16, 12 sandwich eating, bony assed, FUGLY MAN FEET!!!
Fuck me! You think she bought those things over there, or had them shipped over in three parts?
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I'm bored with you now.
Lohans, Hogans or Hiltons... who's the trashiest trash in the land?
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Someone needs to tell her that Royal Ascot isn't until next month. Unless she's there early to train. I heard she's entered in the first race with 147-2 odds.
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But then again, what do I know?
That thing on her head looks stupid.
I've seen better dresses constructed out of toilet paper at bridal showers.
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She don't eat meat, but she sure like the bone.
Benji Madden looks like the slowest Blues Brother.
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Note to dumb illiterate skank: Don't were a scarf as a top and call it a custom made dress - Lor 12/05/2008
what gets me is that there are actually enough dumb ass people in the world, who took time, and showed up to stand behind the barriers.
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HATE HER! Sometimes I think I possess an unusual amount of hate for Paris. I mean, I don't even know her personally and I would probably have to restrain myself from slapping her if we ever crossed paths. I wonder if that's normal...
All I could see was the words "Skank Whore in London". I immediately thought what is that b*tch whorelina doing up there? She suppose to be whoring out her new blobs at Cannes.
ewww, foot ribs.
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A video movie could improve your life.
Man-o-man, Even her parents look like dorks. That scarf daddy is wearing.. And WTF is mommy wearing. He looks like Dylans dad in 90210, I hated that dude..
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Her mother is wearing stockings and open toe shoes. Class.
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Submitted by madam s. on May 15, 2008 - 1:03pm.
Sorry, but in the fourth thumbnail especially, they look like mentally retarded people playing dress-up as Bonnie and Clyde.
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TOTALLY!!!
hahahahahahahahah
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The greatest woman in history is Ms.Pacman.
For 25 cents the bitch swallows balls until she dies. Now that's a bad bitch!
Your nice plump boobies look great.. *snickers*
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
It must be some achievment to have parented 3 of the most useless people in the whole world!
Ack I almost forgot about this ho
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Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.
Submitted by Miss Priss on May 15, 2008 - 6:03pm.
Kathy looks like trash
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Kathy IS trash!
This bitch is proof that money really can't buy class. Or style. Or a non-fug boyfriend.
Sorry, but in the fourth thumbnail especially, they look like mentally retarded people playing dress-up as Bonnie and Clyde.
Submitted by islandgirl on May 15, 2008 - 6:01pm.
May I suggest a hazmat suit? Don't take any chances!
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I think you may be right dear girl!
Jeebus
This proves money and class are two completely different things...
Kathy looks like trash
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The greatest woman in history is Ms.Pacman.
For 25 cents the bitch swallows balls until she dies. Now that's a bad bitch!
"Submitted by Miss Priss on May 15, 2008 - 11:58am.
OMG!!!
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggggg!!!
Including boy george"
Boy George! LMAO!
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Hang in there Susan. We love you.
Wonky knows her 15 minutes are up. Expect a marriage and pregnancy in the next year. Bitch will do anything to get back in the press.
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
I personally think Parker's hat was clever. The dress rocked. Paris' hat on the other hand looks like a mother of the bride. Her dress is nothing unusual. Poor Paris. She really tried hard.
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I'm tired of this asinine bullshit.
does this diseased ridden cum dumpster think wearing white makes her look pure???
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.
Submitted by RichBitch on May 15, 2008 - 1:00pm.
Great! Now I have to take a bottle of disinfectant out with me tonight!
(I'm in London y'all!)
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May I suggest a hazmat suit? Don't take any chances!
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But then again, what do I know?
Is this a wedding get up?
It looks like one.
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Kathy Hilton looks like a stuffed sausage.
Poor London.
Great! Now I have to take a bottle of disinfectant out with me tonight!
(I'm in London y'all!)
Yeah, just keep her in London!!!
That's fine by me.
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"He's on a mission to destroy me."
--Dina Lohan on Michael Lohan
Please, please can her 15 minutes of fame be over now?
I say it for SJP and i will say it again why is she whearing a hat she is not at the races , wedding or funeral,just because your on London does not mean you have to wear a hat
And WTF is that monstrosity on her big bird head?
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The greatest woman in history is Ms.Pacman.
For 25 cents the bitch swallows balls until she dies. Now that's a bad bitch!
Did I miss all the good she told Larry King she was going to do for the world after she got out of jail? Somehow, I'm still waiting....
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Hang in there Susan. We love you.
Even Wonky can't ruin my day. Wow she will pimp out just about anything.
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OMG!!!
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggggg!!!
Including boy george
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The greatest woman in history is Ms.Pacman.
For 25 cents the bitch swallows balls until she dies. Now that's a bad bitch!