Thursday, May 15th 2008

Let's Get Married!

As you may have heard (because the queen in the cubicle next to you probably shouted it from the roof top), the California Supreme Court has overturned the ban on gay marriage. California could become the second state in the US to legalize gay marriage.

The California Supreme Court ruled today that same-sex couples should be permitted to marry, rejecting state marriage laws as discriminatory.

The state high court's 4-3 ruling was unlikely to end the debate over gay matrimony in California. A group has circulated petitions for a November ballot initiative that would amend the state Constitution to block same-sex marriage, while the Legislature has twice passed bills to authorize gay marriage. Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger vetoed both.

I'm totally going to California just to get married. I want to see what all the misery is about. I know, I'm an awful example. Marriage is a sacred institution. HA! It's true. If gay marriage was already legal, I probably would be thrice-divorced by now. I love fast and I love hard.

Congrats California!

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 15, 2008 - 2:49pm

OK, I'll bring the marshmallows, Herseys and graham crackers, you bring the weiners.

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Didn't mean to get you all riled up Kravitz.....must have hit a nerve huh?

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Submitted by Victoria on May 15, 2008 - 11:47am.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 15, 2008 - 2:42pm.

Oh jeez, it's the right wing nut jobs and their slippery slope argument

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OK, I'll bring the marshmallows, Herseys and graham crackers, you bring the weiners.

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I'll tell you, lakes of fire are gorgeous around this time of year...

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 15, 2008 - 2:42pm.

Oh jeez, it's the right wing nut jobs and their slippery slope argument

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Enjoy that lake of fire!!!

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It is about time. The Divorce Bar in CA must be soooo excited. They will be getting twice the cases in about 5 years.....Lets hope other states follow suit (I am looking at you NY).

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Mrs.Kravitz's picture

I think all these generalizations about gay men are pointless.
I mean, everyone knows that ALL men are whores at heart.
C'mon.

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Submitted by amle on May 15, 2008 - 2:34pm.

Next on Californias agenda is unions for Incest and Beastiality
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EXACTLY!

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Submitted by haris pilton on May 15, 2008 - 2:31pm.

Not completely true. I know a couple whose been together almost 30 years and were each others first. They just recently adopted a kid.

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Oh shit, really now? Gay men aren't whores? I feel really sorry for my male homosexual pal who constantly complains about never finding a decent significant other who isn't in it for sex. Then again we're living in New York Shitty so that must explain it, everyone's a whore.

Your existence proves that God has a sense of humor.

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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 15, 2008 - 2:33pm.

Rebel Rebel, you've torn your dress
Rebel Rebel, your face is a mess
Rebel Rebel, how could they know?
Hot tramp, I love you so!
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That'll be the new wedding march
for California!

Shake it, don't break Bradiful!

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Madame Dufarge's picture

Good for them. Perhaps this will happen in more states now.

Jimmy Bocca's picture

Mrs. Kravitz I'm reading the article now. It is really interesting. Thanks. :]

zomay's picture

Yes! I am googleing "How to Become a Legally Ordained Minister" right now.

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Deylaaf's picture

If gay marriage was already legal, I probably would be thrice-divorced by now. I love fast and I love hard.

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Wonderful Choice Of Words :P

amle's picture

Next on Californias agenda is unions for Incest and Beastiality.

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YesterdaysTrashQueen on May 15, 2008 - 1:29pm.

Oh you hot tramp, I love you so.

- Got your mother in a whirl
She's not sure if you're a boy or a girl
Hey, babe, your hairs alright
Hey, babe, lets go out tonight
You like me, and I like it all
We like dancing, and we look divine
You love bands when they play it hard
You want more, and you want it first
Put you down, say I'm wrong
You tacky thing, you put them on

Rebel Rebel, you've torn your dress
Rebel Rebel, your face is a mess
Rebel Rebel, how could they know?
Hot tramp, I love you so!

?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"

haris pilton's picture

Gay men= Whores.

Ella's picture

Misty,
Try being a contestant on "Deal or No Deal". It's brainless, you'd win at least $50,000...
Or go to Mtv Real World, lol. You'll have a place to stay for a couple of months---except you'll have jackasses for roommates...

Green Is Good's picture

Portia DeRossi won't leave Ellen alone, until she gets a ring on that finger!

YesterdaysTrashQueen's picture

Cool. Misery is now equal opportunity.
Lawyer Up!

MK: best line ever
"I love fast and I love hard."

Oh you hot tramp, I love you so.

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BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

And now, which fucktarded celeb will exploit this for personal and monetary gain and exposure?

What will Tommygirl say about it? What is $cieno's view of the gays anyway?

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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
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Susaninga's picture

On Mike's myspace page it says he is "divorced" --- was he once married???? To a woman???

WOOOOOOTTTTT California!

I knew there was a reason I lived here other than quakes and fires.

MadgeicLife's picture

Congrats to California! Separate but equal just won't do.

As to people who think all gay men want to be "whores": really? Maybe generations of being told we CAN'T get married or have lasting relationships is what led to a culture of promiscuity...

I can name plenty of gay men that enjoy monogamy. In fact, I have been to several same-sex weddings that were ten times more beautiful and romantic than your average hetero-tackfest.

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I think they should ban marriage for EVERYONE. To be honest, it's losing it's meaning if it hasn't yet.

Your existence proves that God has a sense of humor.

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Submitted by Ella on May 15, 2008 - 2:16pm.

I would but when he does die, I'm screwed unless I get a good paying job or I'll have to move in with my dad *shudder*. I can only deal with my dad on weekends.

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ahhhahaa Sweetas!

I know. The straights have kept the moral standards of marriage so stringent that it must be intimidating for gays to even consider committing to such high standards.

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Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on May 15, 2008 - 11:15am.

Many of my gay friends agree with you, Jimmy.
You might find this New York Times article interesting.
Young Gay Rites

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Submitted by Newportjoey on May 15, 2008 - 2:18pm.
Jimmy Bocca PACK YOUR BAGS....and get your happy ass to Atlanta!! I'll take you..mainly because of your rapier witt and rico sauve attitude.....

"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."

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LMAO. hahah. I'll be there on the next flight. :p

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Submitted by Ella on May 15, 2008 - 1:12pm.
"If gay marriage was already legal, I probably would be thrice-divorced by now."

I think it would be interesting to see the gays battle it out in divorce courts, lol.
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You better trademark that idea. That shit will be hilarious!

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Mrs. K.....My Husband Jimmy Bocca is no Animal....

"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."

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Jimmy Bocca PACK YOUR BAGS....and get your happy ass to Atlanta!! I'll take you..mainly because of your rapier witt and rico sauve attitude.....

"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."

Sweetas's picture

But won't this destroy the sanctity of marriage as a sacred union between Elizabeth Taylor and her 15 husbands? *worried* :p

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Next thing ya know people are gonna start marrying animals, just like the religious right predicted.

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Submitted by Misty on May 15, 2008
Yay! This is great news. I know for a fact my grandpa is gonna get mad when he hears this.
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Oh well. At least you can comfort him and say he probably doesn't have much years left anyway.

pinkdoodoo2's picture

About fucking time. Nuff said!

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KC Sunshine's picture

Mk, I heard Chrissy's single ;) Congrats Cali.

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christine,

Hell yeah! Then we'll renew our vows in Massachusetts.

I do think it's amusing that that first lesbian couple that got married in Mass. have already gotten divorced. Oops.

Jimmy Bocca's picture

Oh god what is the point seriously? I'm all for equal rights and everything, but Find me a gay man that wants to marry! Seriously gay men are so used to running around being complete whores to stop and think about having a monogomous meaningful relationship.

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Alright!!! *claps*

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Yay! This is great news. I know for a fact my grandpa is gonna get mad when he hears this.

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I got the news flash this morning! Hoorah for California!! Common sense prevails.

They made it legal here a while ago now. One of our local representatives married his long time partner after his re-election just last year. Made me proud to be Canadian :D

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Congrats indeed! Hoorrah for civilization :)

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Ella's picture

"If gay marriage was already legal, I probably would be thrice-divorced by now."

I think it would be interesting to see the gays battle it out in divorce courts, lol.

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We've had same sex marriage here for awhile and I can tell you, the world as you know it will not end.

Congrats, California.

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I'm scared to go anywhere near downtown today. They gays will be out in full force.

God, I hope I don't run into the one who's always nekkid.

Don't get me wrong, I'm a fag hag, but here in my town, the gays are going to go batshit over this.

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madam s.
now we know where we can tie the knot!
I have a true dilemma, of all the days I got my new petie avve my sister sent me this picture of me and my delicate flower of a dog, dammit.

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missy's picture

WOOOOO!!!!

This is great great news.

Big up to my home state of Massachusetts for leading the way on this law.

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madam s.'s picture

Hooray! I just saw this on the CNN page and was really psyched.