Thursday, May 15th 2008
That Don't Impress Me Much!
Just reading the name "Shania Twain," instantly makes me say "Ok, so you're Brad Pitt. That don't impress me much!"
Unfortunately, Shania isn't impressed by her husband anymore. People reports Shania and her producer husband, Mutt Lange, have split.
Her spokeswhore said, "Shania Twain and her husband, music producer Robert 'Mutt' Lange, are separating after 14 years of marriage. This is a private matter and there will be no further comment at this time."
Ok, so you're Shania's spokeswhore. That don't impress me much!
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I'm probably the only one, but I'm pretty sure it was his photo that was used in "Juno". Juno's friend, Leah, who obsesses over older men, has Mutt's photo hanging on her wall along with other famous "geezers". (He's almost 20 years older than Shania.)
From Wiki: (Lange) has not given an interview of any kind for decades, and prefers to live a secluded life.... There are very few pictures of Lange available today, largely because he purchases any picture taken of him in order to keep them out of the press. Lange is responsible for producing some of the most successful and popular records of all time...
Submitted by Ella on May 15, 2008 - 11:20am.
Hmmm, how many years do you think Faith Hill and Tim McGraw have left?
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OMG, I can't believe you actually went there!!!!
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Submitted by Madam Pince on May 15, 2008 - 2:39pm.
Oh please. This marriage was as fake as Shania's talent.
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Come on now. Fake marriages last 5 years TOPS.
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Where is proof that she had a nose job? Where do I find before photos? I thought she was just born beautiful...
Shania who?
Oh please. This marriage was as fake as Shania's talent.
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"It was strange how most of the time we got along so well, but then there were these periods when it was a good things the knives were in the drawer and not out on display."
Submitted by Anonymoussss on May 15, 2008 - 2:36pm.
Wasn't there some story about her singing in a dinner theater or something, and some older man (like 80) paying for her teeth to be fixed because they were all rotten and crooked and stuff? And then he took her to Nashville and that's where she met Mutt? Or am I thinking of someone else?
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I bet those new teefs came after she gummed him up reeaall gooooood.
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Submitted by Am on May 15, 2008
MK: Don't be stupid!
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... You know I love ya!
Submitted by r5bales on May 15, 2008 - 2:31pm.
Oh My gosh. He MADE her. I knew her when she was a chubby girl singing at state fairs. She married him, lost a ton of weight, did some plastic surgery and then hit it big time
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Wasn't there some story about her singing in a dinner theater or something, and some older man (like 80) paying for her teeth to be fixed because they were all rotten and crooked and stuff? And then he took her to Nashville and that's where she met Mutt? Or am I thinking of someone else?
And yeah, Mutt totally made her over including weight loss and a nose job.
I've always wondered why she always covers her neck..
Submitted by Madame Dufarge on May 15, 2008 - 2:33pm.
2008 will be the year of the you thought they would last but...breakup for couples. Another announcement will probably come next week.
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Tom & Rita?
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2008 will be the year of the you thought they would last but...breakup for couples. Another announcement will probably come next week.
She's pretty but christ. She never seemed to have a stylist. Cheesy clothes (esp. this video).
LOL that dude in the video has that awful 90s bowl haircut.
she was relevant last in 1995.
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.
Oh no, there goes my day.
So after 14 years, they FINALLY have a kid (like two years ago?) and now the marriage is over.
Sad.
Oh My gosh. He MADE her. I knew her when she was a chubby girl singing at state fairs. She married him, lost a ton of weight, did some plastic surgery and then hit it big time.
I think she sucks. I never understood what the hoopla was about.
Yeah, she's very pretty, but so what?
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“He was a hairy bear, he was a scary bear- he made a hasty retreat from his lair..."
-Schoolhouse Rock, "Unpack Your Adjectives"
you're shania's publicist? THAT' DON'T IMPRESS ME MUCH! BAHAHAHA!
my fave ever shania thing is that "live in 4 albums" or whatever canadian tv biopic where it shows the actress playing shania fronting a bar-metal-lite band and whoring it up in northern ontario.
but if shania and mutt can't make it, who's next? celine & rene? noooooooooooooooo!!!
Damn. I thought these two were filed away under 'will die together still married so everyone will inevitably forget about them'. Bummer. In other news, I wonder if she'll be the next contestant on The Price is Chesney.
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MK: Don't be stupid!
Shania Twain is married to Robert Plant?
"When I was a teenager, I raped Minnie Pearl's dead body." Dolly Parton, on the Howard Stern Show, 05/14/08
Now that he can't pull her career out of the depths of whale dirt, she has no more need for MUTT.
Oh Mutt! Oh Mutt! Yes Mutt! Harder Mutt! Faster Mutt!
Could never imagine that!
Does this mean that they won't be making awesome music together anymore?
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Note to dumb illiterate skank: Don't were a scarf as a top and call it a custom made dress - Lor 12/05/2008
So what, do you think you're Elvis or something?
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA
OMG, how sad! Next thing you know she'll be whoring it out... with younger fellas of course (being a cougar is the new black for these bitches).
Hmmm, how many years do you think Faith Hill and Tim McGraw have left?