Owen Wilson Woke Up
Owen Wilson finally woke up from his 2-month walking coma. People reports that Owen and Kate Hudson have split up - AGAIN. The two started dating in 2006, but then they broke up and started dating again 2 months ago. There were rumors that Owen popped the question, because Kate was spotted wearing an engagement ring. The ring was a prop for her movie "Bride Wars."
A source close to Owen said it was a bad breakup for him, "Owen said it was a tough one. He definitely doesn't want to dwell on it. He wants to put it behind him." A source close to Kate said, "She feels dumb thinking it was so serious." A source close to me said, "Who gives a rat's fuck hole?!"
Now Owen is free to date Jennifer Aniston or Reese Witherspoon. Kate Hudson is free to date John Mayer or Jakey Poo. I mean, they all date each other. It's like one big boring key party.
OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
Expect O.W to commit suicide in the next few days.
Don't know what it is but this lady always looks like JLOW's half sister to me.
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MK, I'd listen to that source. Most reliable in my opinion. :)
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Breakdown
Too many rules not enough time!
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Mrs. Kravitz:
tsk tsk tsk!
your comment had West Virginia written ALL over it!
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on May 15, 2008 - 2:39pm.
Besides, people that look like brother and sister should not date one another.
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I though the rule was that ONLY people that look like brother and sister should date one another.
I'm gonna go look that one up.
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Somewhere, Jimmy Durante is saying "Goddman! That's some schnozzola!".
Oh MK you're on form today - that who gives a rat's fuck hole comment was fucking hilarious - I need to get you on tv - mail me!
Luke better be prepared. That's all I can say. Because as many before me have observed, Owen's gonna try to kill himself again.
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"It was strange how most of the time we got along so well, but then there were these periods when it was a good things the knives were in the drawer and not out on display."
Are we taking bets on how long/short it takes for him to try and off himself again?
These 2 are about as interesting as watching paint dry. I like Goldie Hawn but for the life of me I cannot STAND Kate. Oliver is fine, but Kate just looks like a royal pain.
Owen is not awake until that nose is dealt with.
I can barely look at him without becoming fixated on that foul schnoz!
Besides, people that look like brother and sister should not date one another.
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AHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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A source close to me said, "Who gives a rat's fuck hole?!"
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Thank you for flying Church of England, cake or death?
I like Owen much more than Kate, so I prefer to think he was the one who "woke up".
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-Schoolhouse Rock, "Unpack Your Adjectives"
MadamS.. Glad you enjoyed it. *giggles* Creepy fucking dudes. All standing around in their panties.. You know those girls were sore the next day, and so were those guys' bungs..
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M.E.,
"I was waiting to come across a pic of my mom!"
OMG! That made Diet Coke come out my nose!!!
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Oklahoma,
THAT was some funny shit.
Bwahahah M.E. I know, i bet whoever took those pics, or was in those pics would die if they knew that they are posted on the net.. That is a whole website of peoples pics.. Funny!
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Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Ugh. Fug boners ruin it for everyone.
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OMG Okie WTF did you just take me! OMFG!!!!!
I was waiting to come across a pic of my mom!
Orgies. Fun eh?
Submitted by oklahoma on May 15, 2008 - 4:38pm.
LCT.. There, I guess you can't really see it, but you kind of can see that this chick has never razored the jungle.. maybe I'll try the boner one.. LOL
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*Barf*
I feel bad for men in the 60s/70s.
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LCT.. There, I guess you can't really see it, but you kind of can see that this chick has never razored the jungle.. maybe I'll try the boner one.. LOL
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Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Submitted by oklahoma on May 15, 2008 - 4:34pm.
LCT.. I know, that was trippey, that dude w/ the boner.. And that one chicks Bush.. I think i'll change that to my Av.. BRB.. Teehee
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The bush or the boner? Both will induce vomiting.
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LCT.. I know, that was trippey, that dude w/ the boner.. And that one chicks Bush.. I think i'll change that to my Av.. BRB.. Teehee
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Submitted by oklahoma on May 15, 2008 - 4:30pm.
LCT< Did you see all those pictures.. Like it was a gay, straight, bisexual party.. w/ mixed races.. OMG, it was funnnnny!
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I was trying to figure out what all the dudes were doing wearing girl clothes, then I got to the picture of the SUPREME UGMO with a boner and closed the window.
Yeah, that one'll gives my nightmares nightmares.
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OK Guys, You have to go to this website I've found.
www.squareamerica.com Then scroll down to something called the party.. You'll see a picture of what looks like a naked black guy holding a white chick in a swimsuit, click on that picture.. ENJOY!! Fucking hilarious shit.. Then come talk to me!!!
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
LCT< Did you see all those pictures.. Like it was a gay, straight, bisexual party.. w/ mixed races.. OMG, it was funnnnny!
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Submitted by oklahoma on May 15, 2008 - 4:21pm.
OK Guys, You have to go to this website I've found.
www.squareamerica.com Then scroll down to something called the party.. You'll see a picture of what looks like a naked black guy holding a white chick in a swimsuit.. ENJOY!! Fucking hilarious shit.. Then come talk to me!!!
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Looks like birth!
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I'm sorry, but OWEN woke up? The guy had a HEROIN problem and is a notorious playboy. More like KATE woke up!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA
Submitted by mike on May 15, 2008 - 12:35pm.
a lot of people are addicted to bad relationships
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FINALLY. A subject on which I am an expert!
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I like Owen Wilson's movies.
I think all he needs is some of those Footy pajamas in the ad on the right. Let's send him some.
hope he learned his lesson this time; now he should go find a beautiful brunette!
LTC!
Seriously though! That is the tip of a penis, not a nose!
I remember when he walked in the scene while i was watching "The Haunting" years ago...I hit pause, looked closer and exclaimed HOLY SHIT HE HAS A DICK NOSE!!!
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Must have something to do with that threesome he wanted with Vince and some chick. They're all gay.
i thought these two idiots ended up together after they were individualy told to go fuck themselves. They both got all confused and decided to bump nasties with each other cause they couldnt "find themselves" They share the same face so they thought WTF you have a boner nose, i have a boner hole...lets screw
Look at them. They could be brother and sister!
GROSS!
A source close to me said, "Who gives a rat's fuck hole?!"
AAAAAhahaha, LMFAO!!!!
I love you MK!
Ugh, if he wants to be suicidal on his ass again... then I'm done with him.
I can comfort Luke when the time comes.
I fart on their relationship
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Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.
She has horrible taste in men,
I don't know whose uglier him or Chris Robinson.
Submitted by Clarisse on May 15, 2008 - 3:34pm.
I just cannot stand Owen Wilson. I can't look at his penis nose without throwing up in my mouth a little.
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Hahahaha penis nose. I was trying to figure out what the hell it reminded me of.
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Should we put him on suicide watch again?
Ah, so I guess his drugs and womanizing got in the way again. Let's fast forward to the part where he drinks himself to rehab and blames it on a broken heart.
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C'mon, they'll be back together by July 4th. a lot of people are addicted to bad relationships, and I suspect he's one of them.
"When I was a teenager, I raped Minnie Pearl's dead body." Dolly Parton, on the Howard Stern Show, 05/14/08
I just cannot stand Owen Wilson. I can't look at his penis nose without throwing up in my mouth a little.
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"when I feel gassy, i put a dryer sheet in my underwear, so when I fart, it smells good" -Timmy Toot
Submitted by Sheeps on May 15, 2008 - 3:27pm.
We should call 911 now, instead of waiting.
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Good thinking. He needs to let people think he's sane and stable for awhile before he goes breaking up with Kate Hudson again.
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Let the suicide watch begin....again.
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A source close to me said, "Who gives a rat's fuck hole?!"
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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Submitted by Spoiled on May 15, 2008 - 12:26pm.
a nice big bottle of Prozac...
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Sorry, already spoken for.
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