Angelina Who?
Phoebe Price has landed in Cannes! The other International supermodels can go home now, because the master has arrived. Our lady of chicken cutlets crashed the premiere of "Kung Fu Panda" today. No, PP didn't crash! She's a seat filler. An International seat filler, thank you very much. No, PP was invited....I think...I guess?
I bet you Angelina Jolie tried to get PP off the red carpet, because she was stealing her shine. That's fine. Angelina isn't the first to feel threatened by PP's utter glamour.
Even that skank bag of a woman, Eva LongWHORIA, tried her hardest to take the spotlight. Who the hell does this raccoon-eyed bitch think she is? Eva stole that shit from the costume closet of "Wicked" on Broadway. Stupid tramp! Too bad someone didn't trip her ass down the stairs. A flurry of chiffon flying down the red stairs would have made for a dazzling pre-show.
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I hate Eva Longwhoria more then anything. Well, equally as much as Asshole Simpson and Avril Lavigne. Oh my god I fuckin hate that hag. She thinks she is the sexiest most beautiful thing in the world. Strip all that fuckin make up off her, put her regular natural haircolor back on that conceited head, and then put a fuckin visor on her. Guess what she will look like? That dumb bitch will look just like any other latina girl working a fast food joint. FUCK THAT BITCH. Ugh! OH PP is pathetic but we all know this. Is that bitch rich or something? How did she get to France?
I just LOVE how all the paps in the background are like "whatever", changing their lenses, looking bored, looking in other directions... LOL
who is she kidding with that hair?
Ewwww look at the nasty skin on her arm.
What did she do to make her nasty-ass face look completely freckle-less? Have it sandblasted, put thick coats of paint on it, or both?
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"Ahhhhh....youth is wasted on the wrong people!"
I think she is Michael K's step-sister and he is trying to please his overbearing mother.
She looks sexy. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
When did clairol name "pumpkin head" a new
hair color number? Why is this woman
on the red carpet. She clashes.
uugh she looks like a wraith from Stargate Atlantis
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Wraith_Queen_Keeper_%28Stargate%29.jp...
The day I wear a frock like that to see a Jack Black movie about a damn cartoon panda... oh lawd help these people.
someone gave pp a passport?
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
someone gave pp a passport?
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
Ah..I see Eva was styled by Divine. She looks like a merange. upon taking a second glance,
canolli..day old.
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Phoebe is a beautiful gobbess. Do not mess wid the, duh uhh, talentid georgeous Phoebe.
Is s/he one of the contestants on RuPaul's new show?
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Hah the explosion of color makes Eva look all washed up.
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You're still #1 in my book,"International High Fashion Models with Clown Hair Coloring" by Harry Balls.
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Howdy Doody always pops in my mind when I see her.
Okay, can someone please tell me what PP does besides pose? What movie or tv show was she in? Was it in the 80s? Sorry, just clueless and wondering where this ho I've been trashing gets her money. LOL
Joecosmo, I know exactly what you're talking about. Yup, it's in the cheekbones.
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poor times happen in my wallet - FLA
I love that pic of her blowing a kiss. So sexay!!! Seriously, does she really think people care about her?
Eva is a natural fug and that makeup ain't helping any.
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poor times happen in my wallet - FLA
Well, she is working her way up the celebutard ladder somehow.
Who knows, next stop, Dancing with the Stars?
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Is PP wearing *gasp*...polyester? I swear she has her poor mother yoked to a sewing machine back home in CA, stitching up McCalls patterns. The fabric always looks CHEAP.
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You're in the jungle baby..
"Submitted by joe on May 15, 2008 - 4:27pm.
I wonder who loans PP the loot to fly her gorgeousness all the way to France?"
I was under the impression her family has money and pays for this but I could be wrong...
I kept on thinking, who does this woman look like, then finally, it hit me, she looks like some cartoon frog.
I'm waiting for some hair-product company or LA salon to sponsor PP and salvage her hair! She always looks like she hasn't done a thing with it in 2 weeks--like, maybe wash it? Damn, she's harsh on her hair, and it looks like it's dried with a blowtorch, then she pours a mixture of carrot juice and virgin blood on it. It's not working!!
No, seriously...
Can someone do a book report on this slut, er, I'm sorry, BABE, and get back to us? I really want to know how the hell she is inching her way up the celebutante PR pole, Paris Hilton style!
And thanks, devilgirl. The check is in the mail! :)
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_Submitted by TheBreakdown on May 15, 2008 - 4:42pm.
Ahhh, I ask how she makes her money on every single PP post - how does someone who has had about 3 actual modeling jobs, can travel to Cannes,is invited to redcarpet events, walk the streets of Hollywood and rent a Mercedes -- and I am still waiting for a response.
Waiting....
Yep, waiting.....
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The Breakdown/Triston, went to your myspace, dug the music.
...Bozo called - he wants his hair back....AND an order of chicken cutlets to go please...
That dress of Longwhoria's is suitable for the Oscars or a wedding, not a damn animated movie premiere. Bitch always makes everything about her.
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pp is becoming more and more of a celebrity. i can see, like, two or three photogs taking pictures of her. in one of the pics, there´s a lady in the way of one of them, and he´s ACTUALLY stretching so he can get a piture of our lovely and delusional pp... srly...you made it, mk...she´s famous, now...zzzzzzzz
**whatever**
Thankfully, she can't play dumb when the local reporters ask her about "la cellulite."
How in the HELL does this red haired harlot make it to all these red carpet spots without ANY sort of product to push?
She must be buying someone off, because this does not come cheap!
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KP - LOL!
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Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.
How cool - her hair color matches her eye color!
Eva = Angelina Ballerina
(see photo for reference: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/graphics/2007/09/10/bmballet110.jpg)
Why?
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There's a lot of pretty, pretty ones
That want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low and blow your mind
We're all stars now in the dope show
She should change her name to Ginger Snap.
I used to think freckles were cute, but she is overdusted with them.
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They have to read a book to learn what to do
WTF is she doing at Cannes?
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“He was a hairy bear, he was a scary bear- he made a hasty retreat from his lair..."
-Schoolhouse Rock, "Unpack Your Adjectives"
PP reminds me of that hand puppet "Madame" or whatever her name was, and the man behind the puppet was Leland or Wayland...I know, I'm showing my age, but lord, those cheekbones or hideous!
the back of eva longwhoria's dress is ttttacky. it looks like an ice skater costume
Freckly fire crotch bitch... agh! I despise this woman, this, this THING!!!!!!!!!
Poor PP. She has become a redheaded PH (aka Wonky McValtrex). Eeeeeewwwwwww! Not Hot!
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LongWHORIA's gown looks like a figure skating costume that blew up.
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San Isidro
a new shade of Pipi huh? why is PP there again? oh she must be doing a shoot nearby.right.
Submitted by eleni on May 15, 2008 - 4:13pm.
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LOL, I have to give props to PP for knowing what it takes. Hope you don't get any rug burns down there, PP. You've already got enough burnt rug to worry about.
MRs. K thanks for the link, that is exactly the kind of older woman I want to be
*kisses* to you Socky! I gotta do some work but I hope to see you around
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Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.
F-off Eva Longoria, Phoebe Price is the real deal...Are the chicken cutlets in the boobs or in the cheeks???
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.
is it odd I'm more offended by eva and her mouse face than pp and well her everything?
Anyway I can't believe PP is so near, right now! I would fly to Cannes just to stare at her graceful beauty.