Romo's Fake Ass Blonde
Star Magazine has a picture of Tony Romo's "mystery blonde." This is the chick that he was chatting up in Chicago. As expected, she's a trick ass ho. Just like Jessica! At least we know Romo has a type. And Romo's no kiwi himself. He looks like he was made from Play-Doh.
A source denies that anything went on between Romo and Lindsey Betrus (the mystery blonde). The source said, "Lindsey is a terrific, down-to-earth woman — and she's never been a Hooters Girl, as some people have mistakenly reported!. And as for her time with Tony, he was totally the aggressor that evening!"
Jessica's whores continue to deny that her relationship with Romo is over just like her career. The Dallas News also claims they broke and said Romo will be Jessica's date to Asshole's wedding this weekend. Of course he will. It's in his contract! Papa Joe probably made him sign it in blood.
ewww she is not nearly as hot as this Russian news chick: http://digitalfuntown.squarespace.com/dft-blog/2008/5/16/dft-news-episod...
I went to highschool with this chick...
I met a friend on http://www.blackgirlsconnect.com/, it is a very hot dating community. He told me he was so sad to Chinese Earthquake, many people are hurt and died from it.
If they ever recast Gilligan's Island - he's Gilligan. Ick.
She looks beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Submitted by Lohohater on May 15, 2008 - 11:17pm.
'90% of the chick in dallas look like that'
Sadly, 90% of the young female population look like this nowadays. I don't find it attractive because they all look the same! Who wants to look just like the next whore? lol
I have really dark hair, and I embrace it. Alot of girls these days try to emulate Shauna Sand, Pamela Anderson, etc.
I say Fuck Conforming.
Sin is in, Sweetie♥
Don't let these cockbiters get you down, Jessica. They're just jealous. All you need is a makeover. Drop the kiddie shit and stop being in goofy comedies. You could be the next Kathleen Turner or Sharon Stone with a little torch singer within - minus the crazy, of course.
Submitted by Madame Dufarge on May 15, 2008 - 9:36pm.
is not only injuries but theres always a younger player waiting to take your place and this player go crazy whit their money , building houses that cost millions ,costume cars ,jewelry and they get rip off by their agents
I just love the thought of Jessucka seeing these pictures and whining to daddy for him to fix things. Gross.
Aunt Bea they see mooooooney
That pictures has "OMG! Tony Romo! Can I get my picture taken with you?" written all over it.
He's so uncomfortable that it's making me uncomfortable.
I don't get what they see in this guy.....
Everything bad that happens to Jessica, she deserves. Karma will always get you in the end. And karma is kicking her ass!!!
I believe Tony is legally blind. He's very good
with his stick, and seeing eye rodents.''
Uh..if Tony is viewing the top of a woman's head, I doubt he'll notice or mention whether she needs her roots done or not.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Mystery could be a stripper, if not a Hooters chick. 90% of the chick in dallas look like that.
He has the "Spears space" between his eyes.
"When I was a teenager, I raped Minnie Pearl's dead body." Dolly Parton, on the Howard Stern Show, 05/14/08
Romo's a fucking tool.
that girl looks like a barbie doll i once had... after my brother dunked its head in a water heater.
true story though... he was a bitch of a brother.
Oh, and according to all the blind items out today, Jessica was introduced to sex by Asphyxiation by Mayer, and loved it. When John got bored and walked out on her tranny ass, she couldn't get over it. She tried asking Tony to do it, but nope, not his thing. She remains obsessed with Mayer, and yep he wrote that leave me alone public blog about her stalking.
Jessica is making him turn up at that farce of a wedding by playing on his guilt for escaping the whore, which is the only logical thing to do! She is the biggest loser on the planet.
Sky::
Jess irl is cute in a Daddy Runs My Life,
I hate my sister kinda way::::Chelsea Handler
should option her if Chewie quits.
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Hey Pers: Did you hear? We can have our blood vial wearing, bones rolling, Skank worshipping wedding in California now!!! Get the blob and let's hit the road!!
Submitted by ITSKTBITCH on May 15, 2008 - 7:46pm.
I love stories like that. And I think it's true: she must get annoying after a while and they bolt. Why does everyone say she looks like a man though> I heard that before and don;t see it.
And this girl here is cute buuut- I would never go blond unless it was professionally done. It's not like a lot of women with auburn or brunette hair who can get away with doing it at home. Going blond when you aren't needs a pro- no way around it. And that is expensive to maintain. Doing that shit yourself just ruins your hair and makes you look broke down.
My second cousin is a commercial producer out in L.A. and she always gives me the goss on certain celebs. She HATED Jessica, who she worked with on some Pizza Hut commercial a year ago or so. She said she was dirty, smelly and looked like a man. She said after they shot the commercial the director was like "that was the dumbest person I've ever met in my life."
My cousin is one of the most levelheaded people in the world so.... maybe that's why Jessica's constantly getting dumped? I personally think she's gorgeous though.
And I still like her better than poseur asslee.
He looks microcephalic.
I wonder: why do bottle blondes let their roots show? If you can't afford to touch up at least on the part and around the face every four weeks, why bother being blonde? There's no sin in being brunette.
Submitted by yiooooooo on May 15, 2008 - 5:21pm.
Couldn't have said it better. Short careers in the game so he better save that $$. Injuries happen all too easily and then it's done.
And lol at Mrs. K- yeah, he tosses a ball so why is everyone RIDING HIS JOCK again?
Oy. So glad I don't deal with the bar scene anymore. Too much cheese= my head implodes.
I'd happily go under center with Lindsey Betrus.
OMG at
ghost of gene's comment
ROFLLLMFAAOOOO!!!
Dunno why, but she reminds me of Jenna Bush. He's got Cheese written all over his face. What's up with his pupils?
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Is it just me or is he cross-eyed? Probably just me, or not...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Ew...both are so...cartoonish.
Don't worry Jessica, you can come to my house and we'll eat some chocolate chip cookie dough, and bitch about men.
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he has the face only a mother could love...typical looking tool...
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Tony Romo looks like every other douche you find at a bar , the only attractive thing i can find about him is his bank balance and im pretty sure he does not know how to handle his money or that he better invest because he is not goin to play forever
He gets money to throw a ball around, correct?
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She's MUCH cuter than tranny Jessucka.
He is not cute at all. He looks like a younger Jon Favreau.
Just for the record, it's The Dallas Morning News, not the Dallas News.
Everyone in this city is breathing a sigh of relief! May they both find love and happiness, just not with each other.
This morning on a San Diego morning show, they said Asshole is getting married in La Jolla..I live pretty close to there...hmmm...
Is there a factory somewhere that cranks out people that look like this and ships them to sports bars across the country? He's your typical overgrown frat rat and she looks like she's quickly aging out of her career as a Coors Light Girl.
As a former Hooters Girl and a former Hawaiian Tropic finalist, I feel the need to add my two cents. My two cents are that Tony Homo is as boring as Jessica Simpson is annoying.
I met my future husband at Hooters and we are getting married in three weeks.
Ok, I'm done.
And Jessica is getting her panties in a bunch over this guy? I wouldn't give him a second thought, look or anything. He looks flabby nd he isn't even a decent quarterback.
He's overrated in every sense of the word. Definitely not hot, he looks slightly inbred to me. Anyway, that chick with him looks like a dime a dozen skank. If she were brunette, he wouldn't even talk to her. Gross and typical. As for Jessica, I see her with a rich, older plastic surgeon. The type of guy who'd be on his 4th wife. Hahaha.
Submitted by Miss Priss on May 15, 2008 - 5:23pm.
I don't think he's cute.
And that fug blouse that skank is wearing doesn't help her cause.
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I will admit that the print of the blouse is busy.
Hey you get off my cloud...
yup.
she's the archetype for a certain of guy.
Tony likes em smart, huh?
DR.FUNK
Hotter than Jess.She does'nt strike me as a HOOTERS GIRL...more HAWAIIAN TROPIC.
Jessica needs to face the music (pun intended) she peeked in high school. Everyone knows by now that the big boobed popular cheerleader/homecoming queen in high school has it "all" for a little bit then ends up living back at home with he folks cause she can't keep a man or a job and the only man she can still trust is her daddy (Papa Joe).
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
I don't get the fascination with him...he's just not hot. He has retard face.
And as for the skank...pale frosted pink lipstick looks good on NO ONE!!! Especially with that busted up fake-ass orange tan. No, no, no.
Submitted by angry mom on May 15, 2008 - 5:36pm.
As always C word, brilliant! :)
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Note to dumb illiterate skank: Don't were a scarf as a top and call it a custom made dress - Lor 12/05/2008