Romo's Fake Ass Blonde
Star Magazine has a picture of Tony Romo's "mystery blonde." This is the chick that he was chatting up in Chicago. As expected, she's a trick ass ho. Just like Jessica! At least we know Romo has a type. And Romo's no kiwi himself. He looks like he was made from Play-Doh.
A source denies that anything went on between Romo and Lindsey Betrus (the mystery blonde). The source said, "Lindsey is a terrific, down-to-earth woman — and she's never been a Hooters Girl, as some people have mistakenly reported!. And as for her time with Tony, he was totally the aggressor that evening!"
Jessica's whores continue to deny that her relationship with Romo is over just like her career. The Dallas News also claims they broke and said Romo will be Jessica's date to Asshole's wedding this weekend. Of course he will. It's in his contract! Papa Joe probably made him sign it in blood.
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His wang is on his face!!
i do feel bad for jessica... getting dumped in the public eye must be a thousand times worse... the humiliation! she chose the wrong industry, as she doesn't seem to be doing well in it, and is only tainted by love gossip.
i bet when she was the beauty queen in high school no one would have thought she would be dumped left right and center in her 20s!
Submitted by The C word on May 15, 2008 - 4:29pm.
"...she's never been a Hooters Girl."
Now that's how I want to be remembered.
As always C word, brilliant! :)
She looks like any other drunk bar skank. If Tony Romo wasn't rich no one would look twice at him. He's apparently an assh*le. I loathe cheaters.
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I guess it's a good thing that guy is good at football because he doesn't look like he has two brain cells to rub together. And how bad must it suck to be her age and modeling your whole look after Shauna Sands?
Submitted by Mel-Tang on May 15, 2008 - 2:27pm.
Be individual.
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That's too skeery.
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"...she's never been a Hooters Girl."
Now that's how I want to be remembered.
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Note to dumb illiterate skank: Don't were a scarf as a top and call it a custom made dress - Lor 12/05/2008
Cookie Cutter.
All of them.
Geez, try a different look peeps. Be individual.
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Romo is a douche moron.
Jessucka is a pathetic moron.
She'll be begging for Nick to come back here in a few months.
Morons.
I don't think he's cute.
And that fug blouse that skank is wearing doesn't help her cause.
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The greatest woman in history is Ms.Pacman.
For 25 cents the bitch swallows balls until she dies. Now that's a bad bitch!
Looks like a plastic whore, but still an upgrade.
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MK IS RIGHT!
Tony Romo = Mr. Bill from SNL
OH NOOOOOOOO!
Oh and i have NEVER seen a woman like THAT before!
Such a classic beauty, sweet like an orange ass tangerine! Crisp like a cheese-it! Sharp like a round table!
Oh her lips.... the perfect color of butt hole pink. The dress! Be still my dress barn shoping ex MIL's heart! Is that print a Pucci?
GORGEOUS!
Guys who go for girls like that at a bar are usually not into committment. They just want to bang as many girls as possible. Obviously Jessica wants to get married this very second so I doubt this Romo-Simpson thing will work.
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so he like plastic.......he's really not cute, IMO.
who cares?
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