Ali Lohan: "HoHan Is Not A Carpet Muncher!"
White Oprah and her 35-year-old daughter, Ali Lohan, are making the rounds whoring out their new reality show. Extra asked Ali and White Oprah about the rumors that HoHan is bumping vagina lips with Samantha Ronson.
Ali said, “They’re best friends. They’re just friends. It's pathetic what people say." Lezzzz be friends. Best friends with benefits! Friends who happen to eat each other's coochie cats. You get the picture.
White Oprah responded, “It’s so silly. We actually laugh about it now. It really hurts, but you develop a thick skin. You have to ignore it.” A thick skin thanks to layers and layers of fake tanning grease!
Denials! You can't deny the heat between Ronson and HoHan. That's from some weird STD, but there's still heat between them!
Click here to see the video. Below is HoHan in some cokahontas boots with a female friend that is not Samantha Ronson. Lesbo fight! They'll 69 and make-up later.
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You just know the Ronson is munching the red carpet........munch....munch.......munch!
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Dina is definitely lying. I have the link to Lindsay's myspace account and for a few weeks her status said "dj ll is with her :)" and then just the other day her status said "lindsay is con mi amore" (with my love).
Cody Bass has multiple personalities too.
You don't like the site? Leave.
what a schizophrenic site! tho it seems to depend on a person's likability factor.
here we have the SHAMELESS MK constantly referring to his own homosexuality and activities, yet he's describing in a rather vile way the supposed homosexual activities of someone else. wouldn't one think that he'd be in their corner???
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 16, 2008 - 10:33am.
Submitted by SubMonkey on May 16, 2008 - 8:32am.
PLEASE stop that shit!
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Bitch has been reported.
SubMONKEYASS, go bother Perez Hilton.
Submitted by Green Is Good on May 16, 2008 - 8:55am.
Why can't Dina just say "That's Lindsay business"?
Because Dina has a show to promote. A show Lindsay isn't participating in. That's telling, in and of itself.
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forreal. knowing white oprah, if linds was a carpet muncher she wouldnt tell her. wo is like the girl in high school that would find out everyones business and tell everyone.
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her sexual identity is the least of this young lady's issues.
I know her and Ronson are carpet munching.
"Can we outsnake 'em...Hell Yes!"
I've noticed that every gay couple who thinks that their parents won't accept it tell their families that they are just best friends/roommates. It's pretty easy to get away with...
In fact, my best friend/roommate (who is not my gay lover...since we're both straight) and I are always doing things together that sometimes I wonder if people think we're gay (like the people in our apartment building since we have a one-bedroom we converted to a two bedroom...but they don't know that).
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 16, 2008 - 4:33pm.love the new avie!
But how can you slander PP like that? hehehhe
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:D I wrestled with the moral consequences but her legs are just too stunning not to use in an avie! ;D
Submitted by SubMonkey on May 16, 2008 - 8:32am.
PLEASE stop that shit!
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“I used to shit on myself until I was 12 years old. I didn’t stop until I got a job.”
- Shia LaBeouf
RichBitch:
love the new avie!
But how can you slander PP like that? hehehhe
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“I used to shit on myself until I was 12 years old. I didn’t stop until I got a job.”
- Shia LaBeouf
"It really hurts"
Yeah because the thought of having a gay child is so insulting and offensive. Where does she get off?
Dumb cunt.
Gah, I'm missin' the cheerleader tryouts? Shiiit.
I don't really care what the queen, queen mother and princess
Raspy Voice are saying to get more attention.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
lol seriously, as if WO knows wtf hohan does when she's not shopping for leggings. she's definitely hittin' that beaver. ali lohan should stfu
Submitted by Lor on May 16, 2008 - 6:51am.
She is not a lesbian, she is a bisexual
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then Ali is not lying......lol
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“I used to shit on myself until I was 12 years old. I didn’t stop until I got a job.”
- Shia LaBeouf
LMFAO Aphid!! Shake your thang girl!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Dick In A Box LIVE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PSLOTiupQQ
I'm convinced that these people have no fucking soul.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on May 16, 2008 - 9:35am.
I LOVE how Dina the dinosaur slips that little diddy in there about "only doing the show because E! producers dragged her into it because Ali is not old enough to be in it by herself, so she HAD to do it."
LMFAOROFL
She is a tool.
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Haha, I know. I'm sure it had nothing to do with the fact that WO is a shameless fame whore.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
I LOVE how Dina the dinosaur slips that little diddy in there about "only doing the show because E! producers dragged her into it because Ali is not old enough to be in it by herself, so she HAD to do it."
LMFAOROFL
She is a tool.
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"He's on a mission to destroy me."
--Dina Lohan on Michael Lohan
Aphid, that was awe inspiring! Thank you! Sorry about your boo-boo!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
DRAMA!!!
California Oranges
Texas Cactus
I think Hohan needs a little practice
Kick her in a high chair
Feed her with a (coke) spoon
Drama kicks her ass
Any afternoon!
YAAAAY!!!
*runs to one side of the room, runs back the other way and does a double flip, landing on her butt*
Ow.
But you're so worth it my love! XOXOX
*shakes a pom pom* :))))
Submitted by Lor on May 16, 2008 - 8:51am.
She is not a lesbian, she is a bisexual
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Blowhan will sleep with anybody that will pay attention to her for more than one drunken evening; buy her drugs, booze, or a place to sleep at night.
Submitted by Aphid on May 16, 2008 - 9:15am.
"That's because you're a dumbass."
Rah rah for Aphid
Rah rah for Aphid
DQ's in the stands & yelling Rah rah for Aphid
2 4 6 8 who do I appreciate?
Rah rah for Aphid, she's my gal!
*finishing it off w/ a back handspring (& probably killing myself in the process ...)*
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Submitted by gaunilo on May 16, 2008 - 6:04am.
I can't think of a funny headline for this post.
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That's because you're a dumbass.
OT: Lindsay is absolutely a bush pilot, I don't care what that old woman says....
Submitted by gaunilo on May 16, 2008 - 9:04am.
I can't think of a funny headline for this post. The one about Carpet Munching is good, but I think it could be funnier. If you can think of one, submit one at www.glamorati.com
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You don't need to think of one. That's MK's job. Not yours, spamming trash.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Why can't Dina just say "That's Lindsay business"?
Because Dina has a show to promote. A show Lindsay isn't participating in. That's telling, in and of itself.
She is not a lesbian, she is a bisexual
Those boots are all the proof I need that bitch is broke. They've got tourist trap shit shop written all over them. My mom bought me some of those minnetonka moccasin boots in Gatlinburg when I was 12.
Anybody else think WO is the one leaking the "full house ass" stories to the press so she can have something to talk about?
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
I never realized how trashy their family truly was.
And they are in super denial if they don't think LORON are pulling each others carpets up with their teefs.
Ali is super fug. Sorry.
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"He's on a mission to destroy me."
--Dina Lohan on Michael Lohan
Gross!
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You just mad cuz Payless ran out of plastic pumps for the after party
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 16, 2008 - 8:24am.
I love how WO acts like pimping out her children has been the fight of her life.
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It's akin to beating cancer, I hear...
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
lol madam s...my wish for today is that youre able to fulfill your wishes :/
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OKAY SO MADE RIGHT NOW MADE EYES AND Y'ALL CAN CRACK AND PACK MY SALLY SACK! - yall know who 3/08
she has lindsay and ME dina! not lindsay and i. trying to sound smarter than you are has the opposite effect...
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OKAY SO MADE RIGHT NOW MADE EYES AND Y'ALL CAN CRACK AND PACK MY SALLY SACK! - yall know who 3/08
As I'm watching the interview, my hands were involuntarily moving towards the computer screen in choking position.
Why couldn't Dina be at the epicenter of an earthquake?
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LMAO! Cokahontas is my favorite Lindsay post MK.
What's the big deal if Lilo likes the poon? It probably keeps her away from the coke.
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I love how WO acts like pimping out her children has been the fight of her life.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Why do these dregs of society actually think we care? Blohan's so not a-list anymore that the carpet munching rumors are the only thing helping her stay in the spotlight.
Because seriously, what else do we have nowadays besides pics of her shopping on Robertson? boring bitch.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
modianos,
My obligation today is to fill my obligations.
Have y'all seen these clips of Tracy Ullman doing Dina Lohan?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH08fzicbQQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7xtyeI7Erw
"When I was a teenager, I raped Minnie Pearl's dead body." Dolly Parton, on the Howard Stern Show, 05/14/08
bitch needs some major style advice....
yuck
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Why are dikes so sensitive???
her dream is to fulfill her dream? how profound...
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OKAY SO MADE RIGHT NOW MADE EYES AND Y'ALL CAN CRACK AND PACK MY SALLY SACK! - yall know who 3/08
mike,
I agree with you. In fact the ONLY thing I would ever find interesting about Lindsay is if she was with The Ronson.
Did WO say anything about the thick skin needing to be orange? Just askin'.
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She don't eat meat, but she sure like the bone.
God, when will the Lohans fucking go away?! And Lindsay's hands look SCARY. Look at them: http://dlisted.com/node/25960/images/wenn5138691.jpg
I'm actually inclined to like Lindsey a bit more (admittedly, not a great deal more) now that she appears to be with the Ronson.
"When I was a teenager, I raped Minnie Pearl's dead body." Dolly Parton, on the Howard Stern Show, 05/14/08
She looks beautiful. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.