Ali Lohan: "HoHan Is Not A Carpet Muncher!"
White Oprah and her 35-year-old daughter, Ali Lohan, are making the rounds whoring out their new reality show. Extra asked Ali and White Oprah about the rumors that HoHan is bumping vagina lips with Samantha Ronson.
Ali said, “They’re best friends. They’re just friends. It's pathetic what people say." Lezzzz be friends. Best friends with benefits! Friends who happen to eat each other's coochie cats. You get the picture.
White Oprah responded, “It’s so silly. We actually laugh about it now. It really hurts, but you develop a thick skin. You have to ignore it.” A thick skin thanks to layers and layers of fake tanning grease!
Denials! You can't deny the heat between Ronson and HoHan. That's from some weird STD, but there's still heat between them!
Click here to see the video. Below is HoHan in some cokahontas boots with a female friend that is not Samantha Ronson. Lesbo fight! They'll 69 and make-up later.
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Who cares? Jodie Foster?
At least they can get married if they want.
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Note to dumb illiterate skank: Don't were a scarf as a top and call it a custom made dress - Lor 12/05/2008
So.... they are a trashy, no-class, ignorant, homely, talentless, desperate, attention-grubbing, whored out bunch of Long Islanders, and they find lesbian speculation to be "hurtful"? Interesting.
isn't that kind of offensive to say it hurts to be called gay?????
I mean, does it hurt to be called straight?
she voted for dumbya, didn't she?
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.
please!
i would never say to another woman "get your full house ass away from my girlfriend" about my best girl friends.
thats lover territory... not friend territory.
ali has been inhaling a bit too much tanning spray if she thinks i will fall for that!
Best friends with all the "fringe" benefits. They developed "thick skin" from all the dry humping; they've become calloused.
~~The world's largest sink hole~~
Chapstick lesbian.
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
That female friend better get her
50 year old "Full House" ass away from Samantha's girlfriend!
Wait... who's Lindsay and who's the friend?
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High Glamour. High Fashion. High Art. High Cheekbones. Who else?
"It hurts"? Bullshit - everyone loves lesbians!!
"When I was a teenager, I raped Minnie Pearl's dead body." Dolly Parton, on the Howard Stern Show, 05/14/08