A Brit Brit And Adnan Sex Tape?!
Vomit. Wipe mouth. Vomit. Wipe mouth. Vomit. Wipe mouth. The visuals alone are making me queezy. The National Enquirer (via Splash) is reporting that Adnan Ghalib is shopping an alleged sex tape he made with Britney Spears in Rosarito, Mexico. SUCIO! I don't know if I can handle hearing Brit scream, "Ay Papi" while getting it from Adnan. Too much.
A source said, "Word is that the video starts with Britney undressing. She was wearing some cheap clothes that she bought down there in Rosarito. The sex wasn't particularly kinky but Britney wears a pink wig throughout. At one point in the tape Adnan asks the singer to remove the pink bob but she refused. "Adnan tells her to take it off at one point and she says coyly, 'Take what off? There's nothing left to take off.'" There's those visuals again!
The insider claims this will be the highest-selling sex tape of all time. Can we please not call it a sex tape! The words Adnan, Britney and sex do not belong in the same sentence together.
I am curious to see all the different things you can do with Cheetos in the bedroom. You know Adnan's dick is about as cheesy as a Cheeto. Watching his Cheeto go into Brit's chocha is probably like watching a Cheeto being dipped into a cheese fondue pot. WHY?!
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If there is a sex tape, you can best believe that we wont ever get to see it. Britney's lawyers will prolly argue that in her mental state while the tape was made, she was out of her mind and that doesnt amount to any type of consent for filming. Or she'll pay out the ass to stop Adnan from releasing it. Either way Im sure at this point her children are important and this could be another set-back in her custody hearings.
Poor, stupid rich girl :(
...He was like, "I need money." I was like "N*gga, Me Too!". And we been together ever since!-- How High
I wonder if Mel's pious-ness is like most other holier than thou types- all for show as long as it doesn't create any roadblocks for the $$$ flow. I wouldn't doubt that he'd help out Shitney in a time of crisis if she finally decided to abort this pregnancy. Would be a lot easier to do in a foreign country than here under the pap- frenzy she's created for herself. They could arrange it quite nicely I'd bet since money is no issue.
I am totally thinking it's possible that this is the arrangement, Mel being such a good buddy and all. Her dad would be TOTALLY on board for an abortion in this case, talk about obliterating any chance at future pimping if she keeps this baby!
Submitted by iHeartHaters on May 16, 2008 - 8:57am.
MK, did you know Shitney hopped a plane to Costa Rica with MEL GD GIBSON?! I'll bet money she's going for a 2nd trimester abortion. Why she went with Mel is beyond me. That's one less child she can fuck up, I'll bet the fetus is celebrating already.
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Mel baby is a hardcore Catholic, with 25 kids of his own; I doubt he would shepherd Twat-Cheeto to Costa Rica for a first-trimester abortion, let alone a second-trimester one.
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maybe you are moved by compassion to spam a link to the chinese earthquake site, but it won't grab anyone's attention here. i mean - read the comments!
MK i may never eat cheese again.
I cannot for the life of me figure out how a man, can look at this POS and be close enough to smell her stench, and still be able to get a hard dick.
WTF?
Yeah...gross. I would much rather see someone getting hacked to bits than watch even five seconds of that shit. Adnan, you are a sick sick bastard. Shitney, you're a plague upon this earth, so please do everybody a favor and drive off a cliff...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 16, 2008 - 10:08am.
You're a whole day late my dear. I wouldn't doubt your theory though. It's 'legal' down there isn't it?
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No its not, and actually USA is one of the countries that is the easiest to do it, and legal.
But dumb Britney didn't know!
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MKB
I am so sick of spammers. Don't they understand all of us sluts don't give a shit about their damn websites!!!!!!!!!
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Thanks for explaining Mike. You too funny.
"Can we outsnake 'em...Hell Yes!"
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Parissucksliterally - hilarious!!!!
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"YOU CRACKHEAD BITCH! 25 cents is a quarter! But you need more than that to fix your overcast teefs!" - MK
Submitted by Rod on May 16, 2008 - 11:59am.
Carlk...shut up...by the way what does "she will still rocks mean. You need to work on your grammar.
I think she meant, before it's over, Britney will be stealing rocks.
Carlk...shut up...by the way what does "she will still rocks mean. You need to work on your grammar.
"Can we outsnake 'em...Hell Yes!"
Doubtless, Shitney's parents have been relentlessly riding her to abort this pregnancy all along. Maybe that's what the "vacay" is all about. I know so many have already said the same thing, but it is just too weird for her to be on a legitimate get away when she loves nothing more than ramming her ugly mug in our faces when ever possible. Perhaps now that Adnan's meal ticket is/has been done away with he's gonna start unloading everything he has? Coincidental timing of her "getaway" and his resurgence, no?
gross. i just remembered that photo-op of her and addy shopping for pregnancy tests a few months back. just the though of them making offspring. ick.
tossing cookies again
Who. Could. Have. Seen. This. Coming.
Speaking of seeing this cumi.... *projectile vomits*
*vomits on keyboard*
No way in GD hell I want to see ANYTHING going in or out of her diseased twat!
*vomits again*
" She was wearing some cheap clothes that she bought down there in Rosarito."
"Adnan tells her to take it off at one point and she says coyly, 'Take what off? There's nothing left to take off.'"
- Cheap clothes and the pink wig. No hoodies? NO BOOTS!? Is she speaking with the British accent?
I wondered where Adnan has been lately, he's been in the editing room apparently. The last few seconds of his 15 mins.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
I'll DL it and take a look as soon as it is out on torrents.
I just can't help myself, I need help!
Submitted by iHeartHaters on May 16, 2008 - 10:57am.
MK, did you know Shitney hopped a plane to Costa Rica with MEL GD GIBSON?! I'll bet money she's going for a 2nd trimester abortion. Why she went with Mel is beyond me. That's one less child she can fuck up, I'll bet the fetus is celebrating already.
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You're a whole day late my dear. I wouldn't doubt your theory though. It's 'legal' down there isn't it?
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Back to monster cave cheese whore!
No no no no no no!
I don't think anyone wants to see Britney fucking- esp not THAT guy.
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“I used to shit on myself until I was 12 years old. I didn’t stop until I got a job.”
- Shia LaBeouf
MK, did you know Shitney hopped a plane to Costa Rica with MEL GD GIBSON?! I'll bet money she's going for a 2nd trimester abortion. Why she went with Mel is beyond me. That's one less child she can fuck up, I'll bet the fetus is celebrating already.
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 16, 2008 - 10:41am.
Laughing at gag gift
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Submitted by Manimal5 on May 16, 2008 - 9:36am.
Not to be outdone Paris is filming Crab Fest vol.8
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Where can I find volumes 1-7? I need a good gag gift.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Not to be outdone Paris is filming Crab Fest vol.8
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*Sigh* Yet another stained shirt.
Seriously, does she own anything clean? Also, that sex tape would be as effective as expelling anything in your stomach, small intestines, colon, etc as ipecac.
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Back to monster cave cheese whore!
The chances that the Zone bar I just crammed in my piehole tasting the same coming up are slim, right?
*barf*
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"YOU CRACKHEAD BITCH! 25 cents is a quarter! But you need more than that to fix your overcast teefs!" - MK
TV ~ that's true! No matter how shitty my day was, at least I wasn't Britney.
I would rather watch maggots eat a rotting corpse. That would not make me puke my toenails off like the thought of all that stench escaping from Shitard's nether regions.
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Submitted by Aphid on May 16, 2008 - 10:13am.
I miss the daily cheeto report, quickest self esteem boost ever.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
This is too much for 7:20 in the morning. I am seriously queasy now.
Does anyone know what happened to Sam Lufti? Has he started praying on someone else?
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 16, 2008 - 5:58am.
The first hint that it was monkeys and not Brit and Adnan was that there was less poo flinging.
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Since it is Britney, I wouldn't put it past her. "Come on Adnan, fling yer poo at me! It's so kinky!"
This is going to send her over the edge again, I'll bet. Will we be going back to daily Cheeto reports? Or daily Cheesy Cheeto Chocha reports?
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The greatest woman in history is Ms.Pacman.
For 25 cents the bitch swallows balls until she dies. Now that's a bad bitch!
i'm surprised it took him this long .... predator asshole.
he's trash
Submitted by Miss Priss on May 16, 2008 - 9:58am.
Hi, Miss Priss!
Is that Fantasia from AI in you avie? I'd recognize that mouth anywhere!
They're trying to market the sex tape as a cure for Viagra overdose.
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That's some wonky ass nips if I ever saw a wonky pair
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The greatest woman in history is Ms.Pacman.
For 25 cents the bitch swallows balls until she dies. Now that's a bad bitch!
Submitted by Sexysingle on May 16, 2008 - 8:54am.
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I hope a building topples on your bozo ass.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Submitted by Sexysingle on May 16, 2008 - 8:55am.
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You just mad cuz Payless ran out of plastic pumps for the after party
*Ha Ha Ha* Oh, the main photo. Where to start? The jokes just write themselves.
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Cheese, chocha, cheeto... This is a little graphic for first thing in the morning isn't it? Now I'm having a craving for a cheese omelet.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 16, 2008 - 9:58am.
I thought I had already seen a clip of the sex tape, but it turned out to just be monkey week on Animal Planet.
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The greatest woman in history is Ms.Pacman.
For 25 cents the bitch swallows balls until she dies. Now that's a bad bitch!
I thought I had already seen a clip of the sex tape, but it turned out to just be monkey week on Animal Planet. The first hint that it was monkeys and not Brit and Adnan was that there was less poo flinging. The second was that the male monkey wasn't charging by the minute.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
What a scumbag, taking advantage of that poor pathetic crazy girl. Who the fuck am I kidding...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
When they said buy low and sell high they didn't mean pot.
They could release it as a box set if they include the one with Kevin and the one with Sam.
gagging
oh gross.GROSSSSSSSSSS
the first video evidence of group personality sex
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"But I don't mind... No, I don't mind.
I'll be there if you want me to.
No one else that could ever do.
Got to get some peace in my mind."
I miss the pink wig.
Pink wig where are youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
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You just mad cuz Payless ran out of plastic pumps for the after party
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I'm sure that if you were nearly as delusional about Mohammed as you are about Bobble-head, that Dutch newspaper would never have published those cartoons. Linzee on LA