Come Rain Or Come Shine
We're going to try this RedLasso shit again. They claim this crap is working again. Anyway, New Kids on the Block were on "Today" this morning. I'm so fucking glad I didn't drag my lazy ass out of my bed chamber for this shit. It's fucking raining! I don't care if they performed naked with Phoebe Price as their go-go dancer, nothing is worth standing in the rain for hours and hours. Okay, chocolate cake is, but they didn't have that.
Let's be honest, they sounded like a group of raccoons fighting in an empty garbage can. Who cares?! They are not known for their oral abilities. Well, Jordan is, but that's a different story!
Even if I did drag my gay ass up there, I would have been staring at their crazy fans instead. They are so hot. I could have made a killing if I set up a "moms jean" booth near the stage.
I can't wait to see these bitches live. I'm bringing my ear plugs, because I don't know if I can take hearing them sing live again. Blame it on the rain, that was fallin' falling.
Above is those hot pepaws performing "Right Stuff" and "Step By Step."
Click here to see "Summertime"
Click here to see "Tonight"
Click here to see their interview
NO BUSINESS. I love how that fucking tool douchebag Jordan Knight was acting like had an "agent" and "better things to do" when he was on the Surreal Life. Such as what, this?
It looks like a bunch of douchebag guys from Countrywide hitting a karakoke bar after a Friday round on the back nine, trying to impress a small group of bored suburban moms out for a cocktail play date.
Pathetic.
Ahhh this brings back memories of the concert we went to at the Meadowlands back in '89. Anyhoo, as I am watching them sing "Tonight", the news report scrolling across the bottom of the screen stated that a Romanian doctor was arrested for groping a woman on the T. Lawd have mercy!
Hey you get off my cloud...
Ohhh, this reminds me of when the Voodoo Chile was a wee one and loved NKOTB. Step by Step was always my favorite. Good times.
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"If I punched every bitch who called me fat, it would be dead bitches all up and down the highway."
you know Marky Mark is pissed that his bro is doing this since he's a serious actor and all
Even though I was in their demographic at 13, I hated them; who knew that all the unwanted exposure I had back then was just a set-up for the huge joke I just viewed.
OH and wtf with the dancers in white shorts. whaaaaaaaa!
hahahaha. what did I just watch and listen to. LOL. I rather listen to Daddy yankee a thousand times. lol ah shit!it's like some sort of remix sh*t. what??!!! I dont want to see that again
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I feel like I just watched my dad and his nerdy friends perform at thier 30 year high school reunion. I must go recoup now. Jordan Knight is still a hot piece of man meat though.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Trainwreck. They should have left well enough alone and been happy with the fact that years ago they were the fantasy of millions of young girls. Now it's like a total nightmare - my ears are bleeding.
I seriously used to imagine Joey singing "Please Don't Go Girl" to me...privately~lol. Yep, I was about 12 and I really thought I was going to marry him.
My husband is waaaay cuter! ;)
Red Lasso still sucks balls. It's not connecting for me :(
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GWAR - Best Band Ever
Holy shit. I really figured most of their fans would be about my age. I was born in 1980, but I remember them and all this crap. I was not expecting the fans to be pushing 40.
It is really bad. The fans are making it worthwhile though. I can't believe that many people kept the NKOTB hats and buttons. I remember when you could get giant NKOTB buttons out of a gumball machine dealie at my grocery store.
Oh my dear God. I was actually wincing trying to watch this. My youthful dreams are dashed all to hell, thanks a fuckin lot you mofos! It's like Donnie took all those years of hard work of being a serious actor & flushed them RIGHT down the drain in those few minutes. What the bloody fuck?? Seriously, did they really think the skanky backup dancers were going to help them look/sound better?
My only consolation is, I look better than most of those fat heiffers in the audience LMAO
Christ man, reality sucks...I was so looking forward to this. I'd much rather watch their old shit on YouTube & reminisce than to see this painful crap again. I need more coffee.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Dick In A Box LIVE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PSLOTiupQQ
Happened to catch some of this drecht on t.v.
It looked like a weight watchers meeting was going down. I thought the cameraman must have been a chubby chaser and then realized there were a lot of heavy broads there.
Matt and meredith kept refering to the size of the crowd, but I didn't realize they meant THAT size of the crowd.
I can't hear it either, but now I have that
Milli Vanilli song in my head.
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You just mad cuz Payless ran out of plastic pumps for the after party
I gotta say, I was never a fan, but I never actually thought they sucked THIS bad until now. Ouch. Did they decide not to rehearse either? If I was going to start up the tour again, at that age without having maintained my voice, I'd have been working over and over with a vocal coach.
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"The 'Like, Whoah' emphasizes the taxing of the ass" -- Urbandictionary.com inspired by comingback
Yeah. The Today Show has announced they're going to follow up this "smashing success" with a live Fergie concert on Tuesday a.m. I can actually hear the property values dropping in Manhattan right now in anticipation. Those Today Show talent scouts are aces in my book.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
I had the show on too. The "boys" need to take some arthritis Tylenol next time. They were very stiff. So many mom jeans in the audience. I bet Nordstroms was swamped on Thursday.
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Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin world go round. ~Queen
She looks beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
I feel like I'm in some kind of drug-induced 80's hallucination or something. This needs to stop. Seriously, just stop.
That sux, but it's really hard to sing outside. The fans are screaming, the sound is bouncing around between the buildings, etc.
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How is saying "up in here" any clearer or better than "here"?
Submitted by stake_spike on May 16, 2008 - 9:18am.
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Be grateful.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
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Men over the age of 20 and a ½ should not be doing this…it’s called a ‘boy band’ for a reason.
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"If I punched every bitch who called me fat, it would be dead bitches all up and down the highway." — Star Jones
C'mon, people--as if you didn't know this was going to suck ass...
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
I had the terrible misfortune of having the Today Show on this morning. I barely survived long enough to throw myself at the remote and mute the horrible noises coming out of my TV. I think it's suffered permanent damage. I know my eardrums have.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Completely sick. I'd never show my face near their concert. Even their dancers look like they're stuck in the early 90's.
good lord... they are not even in tune!
Wrong in every way imaginable
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