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What will smith and other rich black celebs need to do is go into some the poor black communities and make improvements to those schools instead of starting ones only for the rich and privilaged. its nice what he's doing but i have to say not enough of them give back to their communities.

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

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This will really stretch Spencer's limits as a fake actor.
She'll have to pretend she has a penis.
Are you sure it's Heidi who will be faking the pregnancy?

That Spencer dude it's at least bi, his homegirl dumb mug says it all, or at least he was "cured" and got stuck with Heidi.

LovesCarrottopalina on May 16, 2008 - 10:30am.

Submitted by Rod on May 16, 2008 - 11:27am.
I love your new avie Lovescarrotopalina.
Who is that? Looks like a photo shoot on America's Next Top Model.
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It's Angelina portrayed as the blood-sucking lifeless hag she really is.

- So no photoshop, awesomeness.

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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"

I meant Angelina. duh

"Can we outsnake 'em...Hell Yes!"

Thats Aneline aka Vampira. Looking very anemic there isn't she.

"Can we outsnake 'em...Hell Yes!"

Submitted by Rod on May 16, 2008 - 11:27am.
I love your new avie Lovescarrotopalina.
Who is that? Looks like a photo shoot on America's Next Top Model.
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It's Angelina portrayed as the blood-sucking lifeless hag she really is.

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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 16, 2008 - 11:23am.
Coated Tylenol--got it. Oh, and don't worry about Crackula..he'll get better with time. Hollywood really left him disillusioned, and that rotten woman from Montclair didn't help much. He'll just need to replenish his iron balance and get used to his surroundings. Pretty soon he'll be having interesting conversations with you about the many trials and tribulations of his after-life.
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Heeeeeyyyyyyyy I have an idea.. maybe we should kidnap Brangelina so that a)Brad can teach him how to be a born-again happy vampire, and we can sacrifice Angelina and her blessed ones for the cause. Think it would work?

How old is he by the way? Where'd he come from?

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I love your new avie Lovescarrotopalina.
Who is that? Looks like a photo shoot on America's Next Top Model.

"Can we outsnake 'em...Hell Yes!"

Hey Horsey...Nayyyyyyyyyy...find a pony to play her baby...too funny MK.

Morning to all sluts!

"Can we outsnake 'em...Hell Yes!"

Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 16, 2008 - 10:19am.
Awww, that's sweet. You're going to make a good Mommy to Basil Cecil. He might not moan with all that magic down there. Here's a hint: if you put pills in his ground beef, it's like a money cake. I think he was a pill-popper when he was still 'alive'. He has a thing for coated Tylenol. Don't ask.

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Coated Tylenol--got it. Oh, and don't worry about Crackula..he'll get better with time. Hollywood really left him disillusioned, and that rotten woman from Montclair didn't help much. He'll just need to replenish his iron balance and get used to his surroundings. Pretty soon he'll be having interesting conversations with you about the many trials and tribulations of his after-life.

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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo

Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 16, 2008 - 10:55am.

Sweet. I've got some raw ground meat in the freezer especially for him. As a matter of fact, he's got his own fridge waiting for him in the basement filled with goodies, and a television with a vcr and videotapes of George Romero films. And if he wants to moan, he can moan all he wants.
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Awww, that's sweet. You're going to make a good Mommy to Basil Cecil. He might not moan with all that magic down there. Here's a hint: if you put pills in his ground beef, it's like a money cake. I think he was a pill-popper when he was still 'alive'. He has a thing for coated Tylenol. Don't ask.

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Here's the perfect one to play Heidi's baby:

http://psamp.blogspot.com/2007/06/mini-pony-of-day-6-13-07.html

Submitted by ferrylee2008 on May 16, 2008 - 9:58am.
I love The Hills , just saw Heidi Montag 's nice profile on a celeceleb dating site " millionaireloves.c om", seems that she is hot member there!what is she looking for there?

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Horse dong.
Duh.

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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo

I love The Hills , just saw Heidi Montag 's nice profile on a celeceleb dating site " millionaireloves.c om", seems that she is hot member there!what is she looking for there?

Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 16, 2008 -

I was going to send him last night but realized how much I was going to miss him. We had one last cuddle but he's on his way now. It was interesting trying to convince Air Canada to let him fly with them. They tried to pull that whole "You need to buy two tickets" crap on me. Well, he IS kind of fat, but you know. His name's Basil Cecil. Should be there soon.

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Sweet. I've got some raw ground meat in the freezer especially for him. As a matter of fact, he's got his own fridge waiting for him in the basement filled with goodies, and a television with a vcr and videotapes of George Romero films. And if he wants to moan, he can moan all he wants.

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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo

LOVE the new avie, CTF!!!!

hehehhe- but I will NOT have cornflakes for breakfast.

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“I used to shit on myself until I was 12 years old. I didn’t stop until I got a job.”
- Shia LaBeouf

Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 16, 2008 -

Hey, so are you sending that zombie over my way, or what? I need SOMETHING in my basement to scare away annoying children.
He started crying five minutes after sucking someone's blood? Don't worry, it should get better. He's probably suffering from iron deficiency right now. A few more victims, and he should be good as new.
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I was going to send him last night but realized how much I was going to miss him. We had one last cuddle but he's on his way now. It was interesting trying to convince Air Canada to let him fly with them. They tried to pull that whole "You need to buy two tickets" crap on me. Well, he IS kind of fat, but you know. His name's Basil Cecil. Should be there soon.

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Morning, Dlisters! And, YES, TGIF!

You know what's horrible? Realizing that Oscar Wilde would totally approve of Spencer and Heidi. After all, the only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about. ~_^

mac :]

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"'She wants to be knocked out and then wake up when it's all over.' Don't we all?" MK

Spammers are merely frustrated trolls. Poor things.

those xenu whores either love food or the cock, take your pick.
or, both.
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.

Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 16, 2008 - 9:40am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 16, 2008 -

So I guess Crackula got there ok? Is he keeping you up at night with his sobbing, or did he get some fresh Canuck blood?
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THAT'S his name? I've been tryint to ask him what it is but he's too busy whining to spit out any sort of sentence whatsoever. I did have a nice fat little donut loving Canuck waiting for him at home last night and that cheered him up for about 5 minutes. Then the crying started again. Probably because the zombie tried to bite him. So much for training.

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Hey, so are you sending that zombie over my way, or what? I need SOMETHING in my basement to scare away annoying children.
He started crying five minutes after sucking someone's blood? Don't worry, it should get better. He's probably suffering from iron deficiency right now. A few more victims, and he should be good as new.

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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo

Yeah, Will Smith is going to 'revamp' the educational system with the help of his friend Tommygirl.
They want to publish L.Ron's teachings into an easy-to-read format so elementary students across the world can learn his methods under the guise of 'education.'
Bunch of twats.

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"He's on a mission to destroy me."
--Dina Lohan on Michael Lohan

Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 16, 2008 -

So I guess Crackula got there ok? Is he keeping you up at night with his sobbing, or did he get some fresh Canuck blood?
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THAT'S his name? I've been tryint to ask him what it is but he's too busy whining to spit out any sort of sentence whatsoever. I did have a nice fat little donut loving Canuck waiting for him at home last night and that cheered him up for about 5 minutes. Then the crying started again. Probably because the zombie tried to bite him. So much for training.

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I wouldn't be surprised if Lisa Marie sicks her lawyers on National Enquirer.

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Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 16, 2008 - 9:29am.
You can't fake a poo baby.

PS. The vampire says 'hi'.

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Oh, true, true!

So I guess Crackula got there ok? Is he keeping you up at night with his sobbing, or did he get some fresh Canuck blood?

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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo

I don't watch The Hills, so don't care, but in that picture she definitely looks like she's saying naaaaaaaaaaay.

Lisa Marie Presley is biiiiig.

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You just mad cuz Payless ran out of plastic pumps for the after party

I loves Will Smith.

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Excerpt from Will Smith article:

It will cost $12,500 a year for grades 3-6 and $11,500 for K-2, with financial aid available for families who qualify.
Smith homeschools his two younger children, Jaden, 9 and Willow, 7, and told People Magazine last year that he wanted “to design the system that revolutionizes public education.”
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I always thought that if you have to pay tuition, it’s considered private school.
That said, I do agree that the public education system needs to be revamped.

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"If I punched every bitch who called me fat, it would be dead bitches all up and down the highway." — Star Jones

Submitted by Aubrey04 on May 16, 2008 - 10:33am.

Lisa Marie HAS to be having at least twins -- or she is giving birth to the biggest baby EVER
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It'll be fat Elvis reincarnated, complete with fried peanut butter and banana sandwich in hand and golden cape.

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I really, really wish we wouldn't hear anything else about anyone on "The Hills".
Ever.

At least Cavallari is out of my face though- there is a bright side....

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-Ali Lohan

I couldn't imagine what the spawn of these two douches would look like...UGH.
Sometimes I fear for humanity...

TGIF sluts!

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The greatest woman in history is Ms.Pacman.
For 25 cents the bitch swallows balls until she dies. Now that's a bad bitch!

Holy shit!!!!!! Is Lisa Marie Presley seriously only half way through her pregnancy? Because her stomach is gigantic! Way bigger than Angelina who is having twins and is 6 months preggo.

Lisa Marie HAS to be having at least twins -- or she is giving birth to the biggest baby EVER

Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 16, 2008 - 10:27am.
A fake pregnancy for Horseface on the Hills? But I thought that show was all real! Boy, am I disappointed.
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You can't fake a poo baby.

PS. The vampire says 'hi'.

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A fake pregnancy for Horseface on the Hills? But I thought that show was all real! Boy, am I disappointed.

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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo

...and that's an OLD pic of Lisa Marie! She must have her own gravitational field and asteroid belt by now.

~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~

She looks beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

Good move for Mischa. The Parisians love cheese and other smelly things.

~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~

Yay for Mischa moving to Paris! One unwanted, cottage cheese skank down, about 5,000 more to go!!
And Lisa Marie is a bitter fat ass. I wish she would move too.

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--Dina Lohan on Michael Lohan

A) GOOD MORNING EVERYONE :)

B) Heidi could definitely be Crocker's twin in the picture. She looks more like a drag queen every day.

C) My first though when I saw Lisa Marie: the toilet bat has grown to enormous proportions!!!

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The McConagay in a tool vest - talk about apropos.

"When I was a teenager, I raped Minnie Pearl's dead body." Dolly Parton, on the Howard Stern Show, 05/14/08