Friday, May 16th 2008
Fix Those Things!
Somebody send the Dlisted carrier pigeon to Xtina with this message: "FIX YOUR WONKY TITS!" Her chichis are juggling themselves. She needs to see the doctor right now. That can't be normal. I also doubt baby Max enjoys his breast milk laced with silicone.
Bat Boy looks like he hasn't slept in years. Constantly having to fix the leaks in Xtina's boobies is keeping him up all night.
I don't think they're wonky. I think she's holding her bag close to her with her left arm, and therefore pushing it higher. When you have big tits, it happens a fair bit.
Why am I imagining the sound of a snare drum whenever Xtina's chichis are in motion? bom BOM bom BOM bom...
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A video movie could improve your life.
I TOLD you her legs were a mess. Bitch should have gotten CALF implants instead
They actually don't look too wonky in those last pics...
I hope Brat is logging extensive titty fuckin miles on them tatas
the DUDE! abides...
EWW. Here comes Wonky McTitties.
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"He's on a mission to destroy me."
--Dina Lohan on Michael Lohan
Methinks that baby Max prefers the left breast. I think most babies prefer the left breast for comfort reasons, hence the size differential.
if one could paint a portrait of a whore one would have to use Aguilera as a model. Her make up clothes shoes and her whole being always look cheap. Can you imagine her standing on a corner waiting to turn tricks???
Where's a titwrangler when you need one???
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Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.
Bitch is hit. Period. Her face, her busted a** fake rack and her legs, all hit. Her husband looks like he is the one up all night with the kid.
"Stay Far From Timid, Only Make Moves When Your Hearts In It and Live The Phrase Skys The Limit" - C.W. Aka The Notorious B.I.G. (R.I.P.)
Ugh! We get it Christina you love your sad bags now damnit put em' away.
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Truth is generally the best vindication against slander.
Wow, those blue veins in her boobs really bring out the colour in her eyes.
boom badab boom bada boom
the minute she walked in the joint
i knew she was real big spender
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"Bring in the Fem Bots!" - Frau Farbissina
"I am Frau Blücher" - Frau Blücher
[horses whinny]
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 16, 2008 - 1:42pm.
Last night I said to Pudge, "Gimme a break, I am premenstrual."
He said, "That's no reason not to put the vacuum cleaner away."
HA!
thats f'n funny Mrs. K.
I was told my PMS had nothing to do with my issues with socks and hampers. So i tied my bitchboy up and stuffed a sock in his mouth and asked him if he thought my PMS affected my sock issues NOW. He agreed it prolly did.
Im kidding! I fucking love that dork i do NOT abuse him.
*kicking tied up lover under my desk with pointy high heel. Smiles*
Mama K, totally hot, and soothes the beasts... I love when my kitty sits on my lower back when I'm hurting. It's so comforting...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Last night I said to Pudge, "Gimme a break, I am premenstrual."
He said, "That's no reason not to put the vacuum cleaner away."
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The only difficulty in growing dahlias is deciding which new one to try!
I embrace my bitch... I'm usually really patient but I don't take shit from no one when on the rag. Sometimes my poor bf suffers though...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
MONKEYPOX on May 16, 2008 - 12:36pm.
Bradi, one fo my cats sleeps on my chesticles when they're inflated. I guess it's like memory foam to them...
- Tempurpedical style.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Blanche LOVES to feel me up when I am premenstrual.
And sit on my bladder when it's full.
She's a diva, that one.
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The only difficulty in growing dahlias is deciding which new one to try!
Who said cramps?
Ive got them so bad right now that i thought about giving myself a removal procedure with my pencil and a lady bic razor.
graphic and the truth
*random PMS comment to follow*
WHORES!
monkeypox,
when i ride the cotton bicycle my boobs go up a cup and hurt like hell too which is why i have to buy different sized bras. absolutely hate it.
i must say that christina's left boob looks bulged out more than the right because she's cinching her arm up against it to carry her purse on that shoulder which might account for some of the offset.
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on May 16, 2008 - 10:37am.
also massage with a little almond oil at night...
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Sounds kinky!!
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The only difficulty in growing dahlias is deciding which new one to try!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 16, 2008 - 9:35am.
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on May 16, 2008 - 10:30am.
OnT: I know when I'm about to ride the crimson wave, my boobs swell up a cup size and hurt like a sonofabitch...anyone elses?
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I AM SO THERE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!
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hee hee me too! No wonder people have been offering us Midol
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Go Spurs!
Mama K, try Midol! it really really works... also massage with a little almond oil at night...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on May 16, 2008 - 12:30pm.
I'll stalk your cats and their memaw, and their grand memaw, and their great grand memaw... OnT: I know when I'm about to ride the crimson wave, my boobs swell up a cup size and hurt like a sonofabitch...anyone elses?
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Ouch! Thank god no! You poor thing. I just get the regular cramps and bitchy attitude.
On/T: Me no likey Jordan's beard.
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Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin world go round. ~Queen
Bradi, one fo my cats sleeps on my chesticles when they're inflated. I guess it's like memory foam to them...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on May 16, 2008 - 10:30am.
OnT: I know when I'm about to ride the crimson wave, my boobs swell up a cup size and hurt like a sonofabitch...anyone elses?
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I AM SO THERE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!
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The only difficulty in growing dahlias is deciding which new one to try!
MONKEYPOX on May 16, 2008 - 12:30pm.
OnT: I know when I'm about to ride the crimson wave, my boobs swell up a cup size and hurt like a sonofabitch...anyone elses?
-omg, yes. And my cats seem to know and walk on them or do the little pawpaw knead deal. Pervs.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Submitted by islandgirl on May 16, 2008 - 10:25am.
I'm a 38 long
hee hee hee
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The only difficulty in growing dahlias is deciding which new one to try!
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on May 16, 2008 - 1:31pm.
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I believe the correct response to that is "my mom think's I'm hot", or if you want to go creepy "my dad thinks I'm hot"...lol
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That's going too far, I'm not Brooke Hogan...
"Spank me daddy..."
Sweet! I have a beautiful red dress I've been dying to wear and we can do it "Wedding Crashers" style!
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Submitted by KnobGoblin on May 16, 2008 - 11:27am.
Submitted by LoLo on May 16, 2008 - 1:24pm.
Ya know ladies, me thinks KnobGobblin could be yet another cutie on D-listed.
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My boyfriend thinks I'm hot.
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I believe the correct response to that is "my mom think's I'm hot", or if you want to go creepy "my dad thinks I'm hot"...lol
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
KnobGoblin
Well there you go! Youve got a touch of the hotness!
MonkeyPox your in Chicago right?
I have to go to a damn wedding there this summer andim so going to make sure you crash it so we can have some crazzy ass fun!
I'll stalk your cats and their memaw, and their grand memaw, and their great grand memaw... OnT: I know when I'm about to ride the crimson wave, my boobs swell up a cup size and hurt like a sonofabitch...anyone elses?
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
CA has always been a raunchy chick, even when she was singing "genie in a bottle" she looked like a freshly fucked porn star.
Submitted by LoLo on May 16, 2008 - 1:24pm.
Ya know ladies, me thinks KnobGobblin could be yet another cutie on D-listed.
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My boyfriend thinks I'm hot.
Lolo, all the people I know who have wicked awesome personalities, tend to be hotties, who may have a neurosis or two...yay for hot mental cases!
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
MP - sweet, as long as you don't start stalking my cats on myspace (somebody accused LA of doing just that)
NO WAY?
Who? LMAO! that's FUNNY
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Go Spurs!
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on May 16, 2008 - 1:20pm.
Gross. I'm all for titties, they're lovely, but that shit looks tacky and cheap. There are ways to have your titties out and not look like a hobag.
MONKEYPOX - Don't you dare change your face, I think you're beautiful (I was totally stalking you on myspace)
DONT STALK NO BODY'S MYSPACE CATS NOW YALL!
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MP - sweet, as long as you don't start stalking my cats on myspace (somebody accused LA of doing just that)
OnT: Moms - does that hurt? It looks like it hurts to have your chichis on swoll like that
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Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.
I'm a 38 long.
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But then again, what do I know?
What a nasty set of tits, wish she'd cover them up. Madonna has a great set of vagina pits.
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/3447786819.jpg
AWWWW "fake" friends.
*Pinches own butt to make sure Im real*
Ya know ladies, me thinks KnobGobblin could be yet another cutie on D-listed.
I tell you, people would really be floored if they knew how pretty MK's audiance really is.
All the people i have met here turn out to be hilarious and very pretty. Just very very sick in the head. HA! IM kidding! We have to be "sick" to enjoy MK. Its required!
I'm a c cup, But after 3 kids..I want to be more perky.
And now that summer is almost here, I want to start a workout plan... I lose from there first
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Go Spurs!
Viva get ready to be stalked back (this weekend, that is)... yay! I'm gonna go LA on your ass...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Geez, all this boob talk is making me H-O-R-N-Y... gotta call my bf...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
I wish I had mosquito bite boobs.
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The only difficulty in growing dahlias is deciding which new one to try!
Gross. I'm all for titties, they're lovely, but that shit looks tacky and cheap. There are ways to have your titties out and not look like a hobag.
MONKEYPOX - Don't you dare change your face, I think you're beautiful (I was totally stalking you on myspace)
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Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.
Hell I'll take fake friends like you guys anyday!!!
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Knob, I think a B-cup might fit you just right... I used to be that small when I was 15, and have grown (taller) 5 inches, and I was a b-cup and that looked perfect for my height. PLus I was a dancer so you and I probably had the same body type. I have bigger hips now though...
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Maybe a really full B or small C...