Monday, May 19th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 16th!
George Bush micromanages the photographer at Jenna's wedding. - Tyroan
Runners-up:
"Could you move over a little? Urine the shot." - The C Word
the producer of 'two girls, one cup' tries for another shocker. - J Bean
Thanks, I am truly honored to be in such fine company.
Way to go Tyroan, the C Word and J Bean! Thanks for inserting laughter into my Monday morning. :)
congrats sluts
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Go Spurs!
Congrats, Tyroan! That cracked me up.
"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, prefunctory gift that nobody ever asks for..."
Congrats to Tyroan and J Bean!
Thanks MK...
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The only thing that helps pass the time away
Is knowing I'll be back at Echo Beach some day
Nice photo. I saw this guy on millionaire dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. Is he single now?
HA HA HA
funny!
http://www.momsword.org
Spencer Pratt was so excited setting up for that perfect Heidi Montage photo op that he wet his pants a little.
Curious George is no longer "curious". This is a behind-the-scenes shot of his first pornographic film since coming out of the closet.
Michael Jackson's plans of pulling himself out of debt by pimping out Bubbles in animal porn backfire when Bubbles repeatedly does the "money shot" off camera.
If I'm not mistaken, that monkey bit me in the face once. Is that guy in Yunnan Province?
The monkey king with his monkey peen. It's a Kodak moment.
Too bad the monkey didn't wait until Miley Cyrus was ready for the shoot
Nicole Richie got too excited when she realized that the photog didnt know she was so close!
Jessica! This John Mayer obsession is way out of
hand. You really need to climb down now.
When Nikon's Vibration Reduction Lens needed
a boost, they put Ashton right on it.
New and Improved Nikon lenses: Now with more monkey jizz!
It's not uncommon to fart when you pee, so, warm wishes to the guy's open mouth...
~Sir Kevinalot~
The photographer must have forgotten the monkey see monkey do rule as he shot Jenna's latest porn photos.
Hold still while I shit on your camera
tom hanks adding to his resume with a little help from marcel.
Trials began today for the LAPD's new paparazzi deterent devise
On the 8th day God created paparazzi and he saw that it was bad and hung in trees like monkeys. AWWW, PISS ON IT, he proclaimed.
TyTy ditches the weave. The results? Fierce.
What? Well, you said you were going to get pissed if you missed the shot.
Is that your monkey or did it just leak out of nowhere?
Submitted by NoAnjl on May 16, 2008 - 3:47pm.
no fair listening to the voices in my head just cuz I'm out of tinfoil
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.o.we're all pink on the inside.o.
a tergo ad libitum
Submitted by your blood is lovely on May 16, 2008 - 7:45pm.
LOL on the depends usage! ;)
bobo's creed: "when life gives you lemons..."
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.o.we're all pink on the inside.o.
a tergo ad libitum
Hey dumbass, when your monkey spoke his first word, "Depends," he wasn't answering your question on which lens to use.
Dear Abby:
My monkey has become incontinent. What do you suggest?
Dear Urine Trouble:
Well, Depends...
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.o.we're all pink on the inside.o.
a tergo ad libitum
And you thought I was kidding when I said that the sight of Rosie O'Donnell in a bikini was enough to scare the piss out of a gay monkey!
Enough already, Ashton Kutcher.
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.o.we're all pink on the inside.o.
a tergo ad libitum
Hi NoAnjl! Happy Friday!
I'll stick with my SLR and leave the point and shit cameras to someone else.
Submitted by hoozer on May 16, 2008 - 7:29pm.
Yep. That's him. Behind that tree. I knew he was cheating on me with that big fat baboon.
LOL LOL LOL - hi hoozer! :)
LMAO, I just realized the monkey's tinkling!
Yep. That's him. Behind that tree. I knew he was cheating on me with that big fat baboon.
George W Bush tries for an after-president career as a zoom lens warmer.
In the world of Monkey porn, Curious George is nolonger curious, he is just a pre-cummer Geroge
Will you Okami please, and I shall do the same
And now for the money/monkey shot!
George finally satisfies his curiosity on giving one a golden shower.
Once little bo-bo realize that its not natural to dress in Judy Garland garments, he lets his owner know exactly how he feels.
Will you Okami please, and I shall do the same
I guess Robin Williams will do ANYTHING on camera...
~Sir Kevinalot~
That organ grinder really deserves a tip
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.o.we're all pink on the inside.o.
a tergo ad libitum
Buy the all new, extra-long Monkey's Gone Wild!
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Ask me about my very large penis and inability to maintain a long-term relationship.
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How Lily Tomlin REALLY got even with the director of "I ♥ Huckabee's."
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
"I piss on you and your so-called 'vision.'"
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
This way Mr. President.
The paparazzi will do anything to get Britneys attention.