White Wedding?
First of all, that t-shirt should read Wonky McValtrex or Dumb Skank. She's not Paris Hilton anymore. Ugh. Only this skeezy would wear her fugly ass name on a t-shirt. She probably has her morning-after pills monogrammed with her name.
Anyway, this dumb whore told People that she is already thinking of marrying her gross ass boyfriend. They haven't even been dating for 3 months.
Wonky said she's already been thinking about her wedding dress, "I'd wear a beautiful white dress, probably Dolce & Gabbana." White?! In all fairness, Wonky has probably spent most of the last 10 years with white loads all over her face, so I can understand why white is special to her. She should wear white, so should he. Huge white bags over their nasty faces.
Wonky said gross boyfriend is different than any other guy she's dated, "He's worked very hard on his own. He really has a heart of gold. He'd never do anything to hurt me. He loves and supports me no matter what. He's a really great person." She forgot to mention that he's also the only dude that will pop her vag pimples with his teeth. Ok, that was nasty.
Benji Madden's initials are BM
BM = Bowel Movement
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
"Wonky McValtrex"???? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! ~laughing so hard, I'm tearing".
Dude, you are the BEST!!!!
Submitted by carlk223 on May 17, 2008 - 12:01am.
LIAR!! you just said Britney was your favorite!!... fuckin' spammers! not only spam, but lie!
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"But I don't mind... No, I don't mind.
I'll be there if you want me to.
No one else that could ever do.
Got to get some peace in my mind."
Pairs is a hottie. She is my favorite. Just saw her personals ID on millionaire dating site ****W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m**** last week. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site?
You know you're full of yourself when you wear a t-shirt with your NAME on it.
She's handled more loads than a coin operated washing machine.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 16, 2008 - 1:22pm.
Sweetas and VLL:
I think next is Flourescent nail polish, and a "Frankie Say Relax" t-shirt. Worn with Reeboks and E.G. socks, and a Ton Sur Ton jacket.
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*GASP*!! NO you didn't just refer to Ton Sur Ton! OMG I had so many of their clothes since my aunt owned a clothing store during the 80's. I was so fly. *bats eyelashes*
It's good to see Parasite's popularity dwindling down. No one cares about her anymore (did we ever) and this guy is a douche. They are made for each other since she is such a dirty vagina. GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
If Paris' lawyers draw up a prenup to protect her ASSets then his lawyers should draw one up to protect his genitals from herp. Fair is Fair.
Of course, they both look like major hosebags so why do I care? I don't.
what a narcissistc bitch. diaf!
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NORMALLY, talking about marriage in the first three months of a relationship is a real turn-off for most men. But I'm guessing that since Benji has dollar signs in his eyes, he's going along with it. She won't even have to get knocked up by accident the way Nicole did. I love the way stupid whores think "THIS one is going to work." Delusional.
Then, a year into the "marriage", he's going to be cheating on her ex-con ass with Lindsay Lohan, just like his douchebag brother. The marriage will be just a tad longer than her sister Nicky's.
BWAH HA HA HA!
Submitted by M.E. on May 16, 2008 - 3:27pm.
Is it wrong that I pray that her uterus is so diseased that she is unable to reproduce?
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No, it's righteous.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Who is this guy? Being somebody's boyfriend counts as a job in Hollywood, I guess.
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Hello, I'm the gate
Don't post about these assholes anymore, M.K.
They are boring and they don't matter.
Enough with these 2 idiots already. She NEVER goes away, like the worst case of Herpes EVER.
She is the most pathetic, vile creature EVER, her and her 'bff'. They should both take a long walk off a short plank.
"Stay Far From Timid, Only Make Moves When Your Hearts In It and Live The Phrase Skys The Limit" - C.W. Aka The Notorious B.I.G. (R.I.P.)
If Nicole jumped out of a plane without a parachute, would she do it too? She's playing copycat, bigtime. Loser.
Seeing Paris Hilton referred to as "Wonky McValtrex" on this blessed website just never gets old. Henceforth, I will only refer to that crazy, diseased hosebag by this genius moniker. I hope all other Dlisters do the same and join me in thanks. Thank you, Michael. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Is it wrong that I pray that her uterus is so diseased that she is unable to reproduce?
PSL - my boyfriend asked me the other day "who the hell is Frankie and why do I give a shit what he says"
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Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.
Sweetas and VLL:
I think next is Flourescent nail polish, and a "Frankie Say Relax" t-shirt. Worn with Reeboks and E.G. socks, and a Ton Sur Ton jacket.
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“I used to shit on myself until I was 12 years old. I didn’t stop until I got a job.”
- Shia LaBeouf
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on May 16, 2008 - 2:20pm.
Ah, the $64,000 question.
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The only difficulty in growing dahlias is deciding which new one to try!
Submitted by Sweetas on May 16, 2008 - 2:14pm.
Hey Mrs. K♥!! *twirls you around and dips you*
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*giggles girlishly* Hi lovey!!!!
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The only difficulty in growing dahlias is deciding which new one to try!
Mrs. Kravitz: Can she read? Or, does she wear her name this way so that others can read it and then tell her what her name is?
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Oderint dum metuant. Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (Caligula).
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Viva la Lohan♥ What's next, a mullet? lol
Submitted by Sweetas on May 16, 2008 - 2:13pm.
Nice cut-up t-shirt Bawonka Wonk.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
*deep breath*
AH HAHAH AH AHAHAHA HAHAHHA HAHAHAHAHH
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Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.
Frito♥! Is it possible to fall into one's own vagina? *ponders question*
Hey Mrs. K♥!! *twirls you around and dips you*
Happy Friday sluts! :)
Translation: I gave BM the herp and everyone knows it. Bitch has to marry me now!
Nice cut-up t-shirt Bawonka Wonk. Your trash shines through, as always.
He has that "dead man walking" look in the main pic.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on May 16, 2008 - 1:44pm.
Does wear clothes with her name on them because she is too stupid to know who she is?
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Yeah, I was thinking it should be on there upsaid down so whenever she forgets all she needs to do is look down.
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The only difficulty in growing dahlias is deciding which new one to try!
I hope this slag falls down an uncovered manhole, shatters her skull and dies. That is the ONLY WAY we will ever be rid of her.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by Kizzy on May 16, 2008 - 2:05pm.
It's mutual, dahlink.
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The only difficulty in growing dahlias is deciding which new one to try!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 16, 2008 - 4:26pm.
Submitted by Kaya on May 16, 2008 - 1:15pm.
I thought Kathy was raising her to marry someone enormously rich who would provide her with the best of everything.
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Well, that's how Kathy was raised.
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I soooooo ♥ you!!
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I am waiting for the day when the media stops caring about this Wonky eyed bitch. This worthless pile of shit makes me gag.
Lifestyles of the Wonk and the Sleazy.
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
What is up with all these douches in revoltingly hideous leggings??
Submitted by mike on May 16, 2008 - 4:10pm.
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I knew that was your cute face♥
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"....don't matter,just don't bite it...."
Does wear clothes with her name on them because she is too stupid to know who she is?
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Oderint dum metuant. Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (Caligula).
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Both the Madden boys are opportunists. Nicole Bitchie and Parisite Herpes BOTH have a lot of money. Plenty to support the new K-Feds.
Nothing wrong with that, though. It worked for Denise "They were Separated At The Time!" Richards, and Heather "Dread Pirate" Mills.
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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"gross" is the appropriate tag for this mess...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
Paris is just jealous of Nicole.
Her Mama and Papa need an heir, they put all their hopes on her.
They will get what they deserve.
To be "parents" all over again and to try harder than they did with the previous branch of the family tree that is leafless and rotting and birds won't even nest on it.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
The Queen of Whores wants a white wedding dress? The ONLY reasom her wedding dress would be white, is because she'd spill her coke all over it.
Only a true, whore would wear a T-Shirt with their name on it. Worthless pile of shit.
~*~Oh lord have mercy on my soul
For I have walked a sinful road
So I'm gonna get down on my knees
Beg forgiveness to help set me free
Lord have mercy on me, please~MOM~CA*~
That man is completely unfuckable.
Submitted by Kaya on May 16, 2008 - 1:15pm.
I thought Kathy was raising her to marry someone enormously rich who would provide her with the best of everything.
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Well, that's how Kathy was raised.
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The only difficulty in growing dahlias is deciding which new one to try!
Submitted by DiamondDawg on May 16, 2008 - 1:19pm.
At this point, Kathy must be thrilled that there is anyone left in the world that would date her daughter, let alone marry her.
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“I used to shit on myself until I was 12 years old. I didn’t stop until I got a job.”
- Shia LaBeouf
Has he even asked her to be married or is she just going ahead with this without him?
Submitted by Kaya on May 16, 2008 - 1:15pm.
Paris must be feeling desperate. She thought she's marry a billionaire shipping heir like Paris Latsis or Stavros and now has to settle for marrying a pudgy, homely, Glendale-living faux punk rocker? I thought Kathy was raising her to marry someone enormously rich who would provide her with the best of everything. Kathy must be pissed.
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Good analysis! This is what happens when you have to take Valtrex -----> your life goes all to heck.
LOL @ "Glendale-living faux punk rocker"
I can't get over how fucking enormous her feet are. Fucking eh---she must have to get her shoes custom made. That bitch must be pushing a size 13.
And as for the whole Madden thing-- both of those untalented douche brothers are more interested in publicity and being famous than music. Their music has always sucked balls and the fact that they are hooking up with the two most infamous whores in Hollywood is absolutely no coincidence.
What kind of narcisstic douchebag wears a shirt with their name on it? Paris HERPES must have spread to her brain.......
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And just fake it if your out of direction
Fake it if you don't belong here
Fake it if you feel like affection
Woah your such a fucking hypocrite
And you should know that the lies wont hide your flaws
No sense in hiding all of yours
Nicole is probably so irritated at this sham. Paris is just pathetic.
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“I used to shit on myself until I was 12 years old. I didn’t stop until I got a job.”
- Shia LaBeouf
Paris must be feeling desperate. She thought she's marry a billionaire shipping heir like Paris Latsis or Stavros and now has to settle for marrying a pudgy, homely, Glendale-living faux punk rocker? I thought Kathy was raising her to marry someone enormously rich who would provide her with the best of everything. Kathy must be pissed.
Frito! My love! xoxox
Oh Jesus, I just read the bottom of MK's post....vag pimples....there goes my Daphne's Greek Cafe lunch....