White Wedding?
First of all, that t-shirt should read Wonky McValtrex or Dumb Skank. She's not Paris Hilton anymore. Ugh. Only this skeezy would wear her fugly ass name on a t-shirt. She probably has her morning-after pills monogrammed with her name.
Anyway, this dumb whore told People that she is already thinking of marrying her gross ass boyfriend. They haven't even been dating for 3 months.
Wonky said she's already been thinking about her wedding dress, "I'd wear a beautiful white dress, probably Dolce & Gabbana." White?! In all fairness, Wonky has probably spent most of the last 10 years with white loads all over her face, so I can understand why white is special to her. She should wear white, so should he. Huge white bags over their nasty faces.
Wonky said gross boyfriend is different than any other guy she's dated, "He's worked very hard on his own. He really has a heart of gold. He'd never do anything to hurt me. He loves and supports me no matter what. He's a really great person." She forgot to mention that he's also the only dude that will pop her vag pimples with his teeth. Ok, that was nasty.
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Lololololol I get confused ;0) too many L's and O's
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The greatest woman in history is Ms.Pacman.
For 25 cents the bitch swallows balls until she dies. Now that's a bad bitch!
Submitted by Triscuit on May 16, 2008 - 4:02pm.
Si, senora. Me at a cheesy NYE celebration.
Tracy Ullman as Dina Lohan:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH08fzicbQQ
Who said those terminator sunglasses are cool?
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The greatest woman in history is Ms.Pacman.
For 25 cents the bitch swallows balls until she dies. Now that's a bad bitch!
Viva La Lohan, AAAAHHHHHH how sweet a modern day romance.
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These feets were made for swimming
Cause thats just what webbed feet do
One of these these web toes
are gonna WONK right over you
Hear that webbed feet?
START WONKING!
Submitted by zomay on May 16, 2008 - 1:05pm.
Single white skank in search of single white douche. Must be Herp positive and accept crotch warts.
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Desparately Seeking Valtrex!
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Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.
Hey Aphid!
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
I'm sure Nicole Richie is THRILLED.
Hahaha those FEET! Like pontoon boats! Brracck!!
I'm sure Paris and Nicole think it would be like, so rad, if their kids were cousins.
Grow the fuck up you douchebags. LMAO
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"He's on a mission to destroy me."
--Dina Lohan on Michael Lohan
Single white skank in search of single white douche. Must be Herp positive and accept crotch warts.
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This loser has the mindset of a 12 year old. Only someone in middle school would think it was cool to date their best friend's boyfriend's twin brother.
I am so sick of dip and shit.
Submitted by mike on May 16, 2008 - 3:47pm.
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Is that you in your avvie?
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"....don't matter,just don't bite it...."
Mike... love the pic! Thanks for that link on your siggie, btw, my friend told me about it but I hadn't seen it
OnT: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE
I think from now on that is all I will say on the subject of this hosebeast and her trainer
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Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.
She looks ridiculous and "gross boyfriend" is right.
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You just mad cuz Payless ran out of plastic pumps for the after party
This chick is so ovah, she couldn't get arrested today even if she tried.
We call bullshirt.
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that is on TMZ right now......hahahaha
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“I used to shit on myself until I was 12 years old. I didn’t stop until I got a job.”
- Shia LaBeouf
Submitted by M.E. on May 16, 2008 - 12:44pm.
The silver spandex are soooooooooooo 1983.
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YES! Those space leggings suck. My only question is "Did we all look as retarded in our leggings back in the '80's as the girls do now. I remember thinking it was such a cool look and maybe I was wrong...
Oh no it's Mr Want-Be Blues brothers. He is putting on the weight and that shank don't get me started. They think they are so cool, but they lack any talent. One day please god make them fade away.
Submitted by Miss Priss on May 16, 2008 - 12:47pm.
Does anyone else find this relationship so ridiculous? She's with her best friend's TWIN brother and now wants to marry him?
Does anyone find it terribly wrong if these two mate?
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YES YES AND YES! How come no one ever talks about that? I bet Nicole hates it! She will now have to spend all major holidays with Wonky and the twins family. Nicole will forever be overshadowed by this bitch.
this is such a fucking FARCE.
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“I used to shit on myself until I was 12 years old. I didn’t stop until I got a job.”
- Shia LaBeouf
do you think the leggings are from the Hohan collection?
Bitch is rich white trash.
Submitted by Miss Priss on May 16, 2008 - 3:41pm.
Last thumbnail.
Her fucking feet.
Shit!
Tracy Ullman as Dina Lohan:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH08fzicbQQ
Hey Paris! if he's dating YOU! he can't be that great of a person.....
Does anyone else find this relationship so ridiculous? She's with her best friend's TWIN brother and now wants to marry him?
Does anyone find it terribly wrong if these two mate?
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The greatest woman in history is Ms.Pacman.
For 25 cents the bitch swallows balls until she dies. Now that's a bad bitch!
I wish this whore didn't come from money, because this dumbshit would be roaming the streets looking to fuck anyone for 5 bucks and a can of fucking hairspray!! Someone put a bullet in her head!!
They are missing the four wheeled roller skates and boom boxes pumping out crappy 80's tunes.
A white dress??? Really. Wow, that's creative for a wedding. Smart this one.
Submitted by Miss Priss on May 16, 2008 - 1:38pm.
OK wonky. White dress...riiight.
How'bout off white. Like waaaaay off white, more like a secretion cream white...
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Oh, I think she's all the way to black now.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
I was upset about this until someone said, "excuse me, obviously Benji Madden is insane." Then I felt better. That being said, when will people learn that it's always AWESOME in the beginning of a relationship. Clearly the Maddens have some screws loose...one clearly has unprotected sex with his dirty ex-druggie girlfriend of 2 months and other broke up with his long time fiancee and immediately started dating a sleazy, classless, idiot who fucks everyone in sight (Note: wikipedia USED to have a list of all the men that she's fucked, but they've taken it down since. To be fair, for awhile, that's the only thing she was known for...wait, it still is.)
The silver spandex are soooooooooooo 1983.
So I take it no one in her camp can stop laughing long enough to tell her that just because she buys her shit in bulk, that doesn't mean that she's popular.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Doesn't this handjob ever switch up his look?
She looks more insane and scary than Jessica Simpson the way she is going on record about marrying her boyfriend she has known for months. Public declarations over the top- Anyone see that interview Letterman just did with her? Better and more ruthless than the first one. It's incredible. And she is cooing about getting married and Dave just looked at her like bitch, you're crazy.
"They don't really bother me and that really bothers me. " -ISprainedMyUvula
The tat on Madden's neck is just a target for snipers.
Tracy Ullman as Dina Lohan:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH08fzicbQQ
Last thumbnail.
Her fucking feet.
*dry heaving*
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The greatest woman in history is Ms.Pacman.
For 25 cents the bitch swallows balls until she dies. Now that's a bad bitch!
Grooooosss MK
I missed the last sentence the first time, don't know why I went back and now I wanna throw up
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The greatest woman in history is Ms.Pacman.
For 25 cents the bitch swallows balls until she dies. Now that's a bad bitch!
Carol Brady called. She wants her hair back.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
OK wonky. White dress...riiight.
How'bout off white. Like waaaaay off white, more like a secretion cream white...
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The greatest woman in history is Ms.Pacman.
For 25 cents the bitch swallows balls until she dies. Now that's a bad bitch!
That picture alone makes me regret I didn't use my Hazmat suit today.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
You are trying to make me puke MK aren't you?
OMFG!!!
Who wears their fucking name on a fucking shirt?
I'd love to burry my foot in her wonky ass face
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The greatest woman in history is Ms.Pacman.
For 25 cents the bitch swallows balls until she dies. Now that's a bad bitch!
Pop. Her. Vag. Warts. With. His. Teeth.
Thank you. *dies*
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
someone willing to marry WONKY?