Friday, May 16th 2008
What Is The Meaning Of This?!
Nikki Cox. WHY?! She used to be such a purty thing and now she looks like the Daughter of Wildenstein. Methinks Nikki had one of those caricatures drawn of her at an amusement park and immediately took the drawing to her plastic surgery and said to him, "I want to look like this!"
Shame.
Here's Nikki with her husband, Jay Mohr, at the CBS upfronts on Wednesday.



Oh, wait. this isn't a pic for the CAPTION THIS contest is it? Never mind.
There's more than just lip work going on here. Her whole facial structure is different.
I think I know why her eyes got teeny-weeny.
Like when someone goes blind their hearing improves to make up for it? Her eyes got smaller to give the lips more room. They are going to be used like an elephant uses its trunk to feel things. Her lips are her sixth sense--she will gently rub them on people's faces instead of a handshake and detect like Sherlock Holmes: "Ah-ha! You have a window on the right side of your bathroom wall, like downhill skiing, and are thrice divorced!"
Ok, I have no idea if someone already wrote this, but did anyone see Ghost Whisperer like 2 weeks ago?? She was a guest star on it and literally all I could pay attention to the whole show was her lips!!!! They were even BIGGER than in these pics. They're so wide that they're giving her some major creases in her frown lines too.
I can't believe she was like this ---> http://www.betus.com/images/benchwarmers/2005-12-09-004.jpg
so pretty!
Sure is a lot of FUG going on. The spawn of Wildenstein, indeed!
Well let's be fair...it looks awful but it's not a reason for her husband to dump her. The women who do this to themselves have to have some real psychological issues, yes. But that'd be the sort of thing a loving spouse would stick around for...hopefully to help their spouse/mental patient get through the crisis. I doubt their wedding vows said "In sickness and in health, with the exception of body dysmorphic disorder cuz then I'm out da door."
Wow....just WOW. She used to be so pretty. Like "girl next door" pretty. Why Why WHY do these people think that plastic surgery is the answer to growing old naturally?
I wonder if her husband like that.. I love Jay Mohr, I loved him in the movie Go.. He played gay w/ that guy from, oh crap what was that series. anyways, he was funny, he drove a Miata..
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HAHHA I thought W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m was a joke! You're kidding me right? lol. US COMMON FOLK are just not good enough I've seen some ugly millionaires too so I guess millionaires only want millionaires, selfish people.
hmmm I am going to go there then W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m I have a bazillion kisses to give:) lol:)Eff millionaires I have a very rich life I would never want millions I get everything they have wow so I don't get a ferrari they're ugly anyways and I do get to eat caviar my local supermarket sells it cheap and I eat salmon and I have gold and I have high heels? Just because my bank account isn't huge doesn't mean I am not a millionaire too.
Why did she do this?!
Ugh those fake puffed up lips! She looks like a bloated fish washed up on the sand...and left in the sun for a couple of days.
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http://www.modelvolume.com/nikki_cox/nikki_cox_photos.jpg
"Cuchi-Cuchi" She is beginning to look like Charo!
Amusement-park-drawing AND wanna-punch-her-SO-HARD face. I have an overwhelming urge for a kickboxing workout looking at that mess.
Submitted by LisaL on May 17, 2008
I remember a few years ago when we used to watch Las Vegas, you could tell bitch had an eating disorder b/c she was getting scary skinny.. and now this happens?
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Yeah she probably did have issues with anorexia or something. She looked great during "Unhappily Ever After". I can tell she also had breast reductions or something.
You know who she reminds me of now? They can be mistaken as sisters or something... Chloe Lattanzi.
I understand why he married her in the first place but at this point why is he still with her?
Agghhh! Women please please please do not place huge implants in your lips it looks horrible despite what you may think. Unless your lips are naturally large avoid this catastrophe.
...stick a big dick in her pout and she could be on the cover of a dildo box....call them what you will, those lips are meant to convey the "I'm the worlds best dicksucker" look to reel in the mans....
of course after the poor sucker signs on the dotted line and says "I do", that's the last action he's gonna see...she'll divorce him, take him for everything she can get, and pump those dicksuckers up again to go trollin' for her next vcitim...
...sorry, it's probably the wine talking....she's probably a very nice girl....slut....
UGH... I never would've guessed that that was Nikki Cox!! Good lord she looks awful! You pretty much said exactly how she looks, she looks like a caricature.
I remember a few years ago when we used to watch Las Vegas, you could tell bitch had an eating disorder b/c she was getting scary skinny.. and now this happens?
Woman has some serious problems.
I don't understand why some people can't stop having plastic surgery. Like it's some sort of addiction.
She looks beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Okay, lips inflated, forehead botoxed, lovely little crowsfeet forming and the "I can't move my forehead nose-crinkling"... but did she get cheek implants, too? It's like she went in and said "Give me two from Column A and one from Column B"... Horrendous. If she doesn't get her head straight she's gonna look like a Loni Anderson bobblehead doll.
These women should take the thousands of dollars they're spending on plastic surgery and invest in therapy to help them deal with aging naturally. And if Hollywood can't accept them looking their age and they can't change Hollywood, then invest in a new career. This butchery is insane.
Nikki needs some industrial strength chapstick.
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those lips are disgusting...why do people think that fake lips look good?
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I honestly never realized that she had a head. Now that she's wearing something that doesn't have a plunging neckline I'm wondering if she was always that scary looking.
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My step-cousin is a plastic surgeon. Never in a million years would he give this woman more plastic surgery. If she came into his office asking for lip injections, she'd be turned away.
Apparently there is no such thing as "ethics" in LA. I would have too big of a heart to further deform some of these crazy bitches that come in for totally gratuitous procedures. These women are body dysmorphic and I would consider it completely over the line for a doctor to perform surgeries on women like her.
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
Right on MJ. She looks EXACTLY like those amusement park caricature drawings.
Submitted by DR.FUNK on May 16, 2008 - 6:08pm.
Priceless!
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."
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She looks like one of those angry Asian Dragon Ladies who marry the rich Jewish guy...then stop having sex & start spending big.Much like the woman he divorced to get her.I can just see Jay with rich material for his stand-up in about 3yrs.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on May 16, 2008 - 6:00pm.
Heck, I am one klassy broad!
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."
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It's a slippery slope...and she's already on it.This is not gonna' end well.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 16, 2008 - 7:50pm.
And yet...she looks pretty darned pleased with herself.
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."
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I think hubby likes cock sucker lips...I mean, I think it's pornesque, and I blame his ass for this, cuz I'm not a guy, but I wouldn't want to wake up to Rachael Ray as The Joker in Batman every morining...just sayin'...(the poster that said she looks like RR beaten 'bout the mouth with a heavy bottle of EVOO-DEAD ON!)
And btw, so glad you can understand the difference between being "thrown out" and "asked to leave", only the classiest of laydees really understand...;-)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
And yet...she looks pretty darned pleased with herself.
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."
i wouldn't have even recognized her ... it's the newest member of the trout brigade ...
Frack! The bigger her lips get the smaller her eyes shrink. Do they have silicone eye filler yet?
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WHAT HAPPENED TO HER?! SHE NEEDS OT BRING THE RED HAIR BACK!
"All Those Who Wander Are Not Lost."
Hey, won't you play another some plastic surgeon done me wrong song...
and make me feel at home....
while I miss my body, while I miss my body...
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Her face is huge! Her eyes look so small in comparison with her cheeks and lips.
She needs to shoot her plastic surgeon-and why exactly did she need plastic surgery to begin with?
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God be with you, dumbass.
Submitted by KnobGoblin on May 17, 2008
Okay, everybody needs to STOP trying to be Angelina already...it ain't gonna happen!
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I know! Her face is a tragedy. I remember watching her on "Unhappily Ever After". I used to say, "Man, she's a hottie for a teen. I wish I'll be that hot" lmao.
Good grief, she had large lips to begin with. Now she's nothing but lips. And tiny, tiny eyes.
She used to be pretty. Sheez.
How is a mouth that looks like a toothy hemorrhoid attractive?
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
I mean, i love nicki shes got a nice personality that realy shows on tv and she's really pretty. but can some please tell me what she did to her lips?
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
bwahahahahahaha....Photoshop Bitch Slapped her.
Her and Lara Flynn Boyle need to become bff's.
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Oh and she looks like Charo....Charo of today.
Wow... Fucking up a free lunch is the phrase that comes into my mind.
I see her shoes are from the Shauna Sand collection-in pleather!
And whoa, what a schlub Jay Mohr has become.
Oh, PUKE! You can actually see the injection sites on her lips! They look chapped.
Google her image. She's effed her face up big time.
EDIT:
http://roselablonde.centerblog.net/rub-photos--4.html
This page has not only a pic of Nikki pre-face eff up, but a pic of Blohan when she was healthy looking. Three years ago, tops.
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What shocks me is the amount of women willing to purposefully subject themselves to lip injections. They are incredibly painful and even a topical analgesic doesn't help much. I swear some day people won't even remember what real boobs and lips looked like. Pictures of women with real breasts will be shown at The Smithsonian for their historical value.