Hot Slut Of The Day!

I think she is hot. Whenever I see this, I always imagine that she's on her way to some suburban gang bang where she's the middle link in sex chain. But wait! She forgot the address! What now?! Thank you My Lil' Reminder!

The only lady who can top her is the one from that other infomercial about the free-standing hair dryer. "Owww! I can't lift my arm up! It hurts!"

Submitted by NotsoAnonymous on May 17, 2008 - 10:18am.
...I love it when she wanders around that parking lot in NEW JERSEY [check the license plates!] speaking French. Ooh la la! No matter what language she's speaking... she's about to discover you don't need to remember where you parked your car in NJ. Her Cadillac was stolen and it's already in a chop shop in Jersey City.
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You are speaking the truth! LOL

toot toot...hey...beep beep!

Hee Hee. I think this was my favorite hot slut of the day.

"Whom gods destroy they first make mad."

haha that's magnificent acting...

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Submitted by Triscuit on May 17, 2008 - 5:08pm.
I love how infomercials make the people look so stupid.Like the ones for some kind of knives or some shit.The knife smashes the tomato,the dumb ass person cuts her finger,etc...
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Ha! Now that we've learned these infomercials are produced in New Jersey, you need to understand that the actors and actresses are of above average intelligence.
At least for New Jersey.
Hoboken was never the same after they closed the FoodTown and turned it into an A&P.

I love how infomercials make the people look so stupid.Like the ones for some kind of knives or some shit.The knife smashes the tomato,the dumb ass person cuts her finger,etc...

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Submitted by NotsoAnonymous on May 17, 2008 - 2:03pm.

I swear, I will NEVER forgive her.
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Tatala, here's my advice: forgive yourself, walk, and don't look back :)
She was never good enough for you anyway.
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Submitted by Its Joan Crawfo... on May 17, 2008 - 3:54pm.
I fucking love the fat chick on the clever clasp! Man, she is thick...

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She is NOT fat. She's just big boned. AND she has such a pretty face. Nice personality, too.
On top of all that, it appears she's probably from New Jersey.
What more could a guy ask for?
I'd ask for her hand in marriage... but I bet she would want me to sign a pre-nup so that she gets all of the residuals!
ALL OF THIS after I built a ramp up to my trailer home... so that she could get her HOVEROUND (tm) personal mobility vehicle inside my trailer home.
I swear, I will NEVER forgive her.

I fucking love the fat chick on the clever clasp! Man, she is thick...

Those direct marketing spots are made by a NJ company called Idea Village, the brother of Telebrands. And those two were produced by a guy named Fred Vanore of Blue Moon Studios if you want to call and ask who she is. http://www.bluemoonstudios.tv/

She looks cute....Someone saw her profile with hot&sexy photos on www.RichMatchMaking.com a dating sitefor celebrities and millionaires. It seems the profile looks sincere and attractive. Is it real?

DR.FUNK

The unibrow French Canadian hottie in the lil' reminder commercial...I'd shag it.Perky large b-cups.

She really drew me in! I'm serious. She's got something special.
Even though, on my tenth viewing of the "'MLR" clip, I finally saw her confusion during the recording of her car location (I felt like I was on the set, in her mind, on the tedious 25th take, "uhhh...wait, ear, mouth? which one listen? this one talk!"), I remain a big fan.
That momentary lapse only made the moment seem more real for me.

Try as I might, I can't make this post sound sincere. But it is!

Those little gadgets have Marilyn Manson faces and it's freaking me out!

Anyway has anyone seen the commercial for the hearing aid, and the nosy old man uses it to hear what his wife and daughter are saying? I imagine their conversation going something like, "Dad's really losing it, mom. He's shit his pants once again in front of the kids and they're throwing up all over the mini-van. Put him in a home already!" and the old man cringing.

NotsoAnoymous, Sluttsville, and others, thanks for cracking me up on this post. That's because I miss my fucking DVR (thanks, ex-asshole) and I am forced to watch commercials once again. And, I've seen both of these many a time. I love you hot sluts.
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.

lmao. @ the girl in class! if anyone saw someone do that in class we would look at her like she was crazy...
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ROTFLMAO!! hahahah lololol! OH NO, WHERE DID I PARK MY CAR!? <- classic!

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Laugh if you will, but I love those Clever Clasps.

I love infomercials.... so fucking funny.

I seriously laughed hard @

"I love the person using the lil' reminder's flashlight to look at a menu in a dark restaurant.
Too bad when he looks up he'll notice his date probably left his moronic ass after witnessing that.
Then I guess he can use gadget to record: Using Lil' reminder in public turns off the opposite sex .....also....pick up tube of vagisil for mom on the way home....and....spend evening reminding self why I shouldn't lose all the will to live....p.s. thought of reasons to continue living during car ride....there aren't any....throw self down flight of stairs at 11pm after dinner."

I think there must be an acting school for infomercials--I mean an overacting school. And why do these bitches always need help remembering milk, butter and eggs? They probably use the reminder so they don't forget to wipe their ass too.

wow! what a terrible life she has - can't rememeber where the car is can't put on her neclasce - somebody take her out of her misery

Oh my gosh, the first post. Nice video?? She looks sexy??? Her blog is available. For sure I am going there right quick. Spammers. Jesus.
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I'm tired of this asinine bullshit.

I love the person using the lil' reminder's flashlight to look at a menu in a dark restaurant.
Too bad when he looks up he'll notice his date probably left his moronic ass after witnessing that.
Then I guess he can use gadget to record: Using Lil' reminder in public turns off the opposite sex .....also....pick up tube of vagisil for mom on the way home....and....spend evening reminding self why I shouldn't lose all the will to live....p.s. thought of reasons to continue living during car ride....there aren't any....throw self down flight of stairs at 11pm after dinner.

That's Clitoris Leachman

LOL, bitch needs informercial razzies.

carlk - you forgot to say FIRST

I am in tears...

You guys are hilarious. I cannot stop laughing.
The opening line is the best

I use one of those Lil' Reminders for the small things like: what's my babies' daddy's names, where did I leave my panties last night, what's the name of the man that I went home with last night, how many ecstasy tabs can I mix with crack and not go into a drug-induced coma. The Lil' Reminder.... it's what the busy girl needs.

She had me at "where did I park my car?" I have a crush for life now.
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I love the part in the Clever Clasp commercial when they show off the "extenders" in case you're obese and can't fit into necklaces because your neck is too lardy.

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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT

Do you get two "My Lil Reminders" in case you lose the first one?
I guess you could always record a message on the second one about where you left the first one...

I want that "little reminder" NOW!!! Can't believe that I watched the whole infomercial...

Are you easily obsessed on weird women, MK!? lol, your great!

What just happened.. There ws just a new post about Britney.. Did anyone else see this.. MK???? then I clicked it, it said Access Denied.. And then it was gone.. WTH?? hmph.. *runs away crying*

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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'

I love that they make the people completely incompetent in all these commercials...

MK, you are hysterical!! Great Hot Slut! She better be HSOTM!

Wow! If you watch the "My lil Reminder" FRENCH version... you'll see she's BILINGUAL too!
I love it when she wanders around that parking lot in NEW JERSEY [check the license plates!] speaking French. Ooh la la!
No matter what language she's speaking... she's about to discover you don't need to remember where you parked your car in NJ.
Her Cadillac was stolen and it's already in a chop shop in Jersey City.
[Meanwhile, those Canadians are getting ripped off... $14.99 CDN for two while you can get two for $9.99 US. Last time I checked, the CDN $ was worth more. SUCKERS!]

Oh the Clever Clasp, I can't see this clip, but Is she the FAT one that needs the extension..That makes me mad that they use a fat person to promote that.. Poor woman..

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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'

Man, I'd never seen that Clever Clasp one. I'm getting that.

Thanks MK.

http://www.cafepress.com/heartwants/4554606

Ya'll know that's Shauna Sand in her lucite heels at 1:09 on the Clever Clasp infomercial...

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