Saturday, May 17th 2008
Damn, Pepaw!
Harrison Ford just needs some Cialis, Ben-Gay, a warm compress and he's ready for a hot sexay night of passion. Well, the fun and games have to end around 10pm, because pepaws like to get up at the break of dawn.
Here's 66-year-old Harry with Calista Flockhart in Cannes.
Love him, hate the earring- it makes him look like an old man trying too hard, sad.
This is not a hot man anymore. Where are the days of Bladerunner?
Mmmmmm MMM! Harrison's as hot as ever! I'd hit it, oh yeah!
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"Ahhhhh....youth is wasted on the wrong people!"
Damn. I didn't realise how good Mr. Ford was looking lately. I'd hit it. Probably a few times over.
to psl...
or they could all be in high school and blake and rachel are cheerleaders fighting over him. well I doubt harrison would agree to play a high school student so make that college. calista can play his mom/brad's wife and angelina will be the slutty professor who gives everyone romantical advice. yay!
my five year old is all obsessed with indiana jones so i've been watching the movies non stop for the past few days. he looks good now, but he was freakin hot back in the day.
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Hi my little Chickadee! How have you been, love? xoxox
Aphid!!!!!!!! Hi. honey..
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Thanks Hekki, I changed it to a ridiculous-looking ho, though.
I loved him in "what lies beneath". i don't understand why he didn't do more thrillers.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
I still think he's pretty hot :)
I asked my 5th grade students if they were excited to see the moviie and they said, "Yeah, but he looks so OLD!"
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His body looks good for a 66 year old.
But his face looks, well, 66.
The ravages of age.
As my dear Granny would say, "I would do him ten ways till Tuesday."
Ok, maybe I'm projecting.
That is all.
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But then again, what do I know?
Jesus. Harrison makes me ashamed of the fact that I'm less than half his age and out of shape compared to a senior citizen. Time to hit the gym ... on Monday.
My husband knows Harrison is the only other man for me....Hottie thru and thru!
he looks really ripped for someone in his mid sixties...butterface!
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Damn, pepaw! There's really nothing else to say, so I stole yours, MK.
i wish my pappo was that hip.
I am sooo ready for Grandpa Jones to come out next weekend.
toot toot...hey...beep beep!
Love harrison always have, always will.
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"uber gross" NAST. where are you from dot? love your slang! and i agree the earing looks gross. however there are some people over 60 who can wear earings and look great. my mother being one of them!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Ford and Stallone must be visiting the same "nutrition store." I'm thinking hormones/steroids..whatever gives them bulk.
That earring?...Pepaw, please.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
That kid clitta bought probably thinks that is his great grandpa.
who is that daughter he brought with him.
I would have to see Harrison without the shirt/earring, on a beach at sunset.. ;) TY and w/o Callista
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How is he going to fix his "turkey neck" effect?
Submitted by forever.now on May 17, 2008 - 12:14pm.
...and Blake Lively or Rachel Bilson will be cast as his wife.
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next year at cannes he will be in a movie playing brad pitt's younger brother and the year after that brad's son if angelina keeps up her child collecting rate. :) oh and assuming angelina allows brad to take movie roles.
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THREE WORDS: HUMAN GROWTH HORMONE."
Three more words: I TOTALLY AGREE.
I used to LOVE Harrison until I discovered he's a douchey skeleton-fucker.
Oh, and Aphid, you're beautiful. The best photo of you!
Looks like he's been hitting the gym lately, especially for the indie flick coming up. Luckily Calista weighs like 75 lbs so he probably doesn't get too beat up when the do the sex...
Your face!
I think he's still hot, but his earring? Not so much. Calista? Meh. But as long as he's happy, what the hell.
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HE is a handsom guy! Have u guys heard that he ever appeared on the hot hook-up club www.RichMatchMaking.com for wealthy singles/celebs? That sounds amazing, I know. But there are a few hot photos of his there and quite a few hot girls are found in his circle there. I did try to send him a wink there. lol
I always liked the name Calista Flockhart.....it is so glam! However, I do not like her excessive thinnessssss.......she is way too boney!
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GWAD he is HWAT. I really hate that damned earring, tho. He DOES know it's not 1983, right?
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Oh girl, sail her, don't sink her this time.......
I still would do him tho!
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Jesus loves you the rest of the planet thinks you're a cunt!
Nice Hair, (Naturally grey, not dyed) nice pecs, gay-ass earring!!!
Carry on........
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I wanna be a hot pepaw like that, but I do not wanna be dating anorexic skanks!
That's all
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HATE dress shoes without socks!!!! They're even patent leather. 1,000 times grosser than the 80's ass earring...
Wow!
Submitted by Green Is Good on May 17, 2008 - 8:29am.
That's one hwat pepaw!
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OMG, WORD!!!!!
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."
DR.FUNK
THREE WORDS: HUMAN GROWTH HORMONE.
When you're pulling down the big stamps-a coupla' grand a month on "supplements" is child's play.
I could get wicked results on probably a third of his dosage.Harry...could you hook a brotha' up?
Submitted by badkitty on May 17, 2008 - 8:16am.
I would hit that over and over and over again. Then, I'd nap for a while and start over.
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You might have to wait until he wakes up again. :)
putsomestankonit: isn't it? I nearly died laughing.
dude is hanging on for dear life, bless his heart.
he didnt have to try so hard in his prime.
Man, he is so hot. Very sexy and virile. The earring is very sexy too. I dont know why the rest of you don't like it.
When ed bradley (RIP), the old black dude from 60 minutes got an earring and wore it even while he was reporting, I thought it was sexy.
I think it gives harrison a little character.
And at least he's not an old jackass like jack nicholson, or like marlon brando was.
Submitted by jammer on May 17, 2008 - 11:25am.
"I was just watching Blade Runner the other night, noting HOW GORGEOUS Harrison was when he was younger"
I just watched the final cut version of that a few weeks ago and was thinking the same thing. Holy shit was he hot in that movie. He looks fantastic for his age (and especially since his face is not all stretched and lifted like so many other men his age - I'm looking at you Al Pacino and Michael Douglas!)
I would hit that over and over and over again. Then, I'd nap for a while and start over. He looks fabulous. I just don't get the skeletor thing. You wouldn't think he'd go for someone that vapid.
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Submitted by Aphid on May 17, 2008 - 12:09pm.
Best story ever!
Submitted by putsomestankonit on May 17, 2008 - 7:36am.
I've been over him ever since the earring and the skelton loving began. Something about that just doesn't sit well with me.
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Same here. His body does look good though.
Anyone ever hear that story about how he ran to a market in the middle of the night to buy diapers for Calista's kid, he asked the clerk where the diapers were and they led him to the Depends. Hahaha!