Saturday, May 17th 2008
Blurry Angelina Nip!
*Images Removed Per Request*
It's sloooow today, so here's some very blurry Angelina Jolie nipple action. Yeah, try not to drool on your computer. The photos were taken while Angie Jo was changing her shirt on the terrace of her villa in France. That villa is fucking ridiculous. It's almost as nice as my Barbie dream house, ALMOST. Yes, I had a Barbie dream house growing up. Didn't every young homo?
Here's also some pictures of Brad with Shiloh.
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Brad is starting to look like the Madden brothers older brother.
It almost looks like Pitt figured out where Jolie hid the cameras. His pictures are nice and clear.
That is one classy lady right there. Flashing pregnant nip in public is NOT SEXY.
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Back to monster cave cheese whore!
Julia Roberts is NOT a media whore. neither is Julianne Moore, Jack Nicholson, Robert DeNiro, Reese Witherspoon and that Jake guy, Joaquin Phoenix, George Clooney, Hillary Swank, shall I continue?
All celebrities are media/attention whores, that's why they're in show business in the first place. Celebrities who don't like attention should change occupation and become accountants or just get out of show biz. People who don't like these "media whores" should just block them from their computers or don't look at them.
Brangelina are the ultimate media whores. They are constantly on that balcony because they want the paps to take pictures. THE MOST OBNOXIOUS COUPLE EVER!!! What a mess when they split. If they're so fucking dedicated to each why don't they get married????? 6 kids under 6 years old?????? shoot me now.
James Haven,
Word on the street is that you're the one taking these topless photos of Angie. You know, hiding in the bushes, panting heavily, while snapping away. Any truth to that, bud?
A serious what exactly? A serious thespian? Guy has not had a "hit" in years...
James Haven, are you being serious or are you pulling my big pink feather boa? You HAVE been reknown for your wicked sense of humor...LOL
In other news, I wish I could call Nitty and tell her to get online. I got the impression this morning that she missed you last night but 'tis late in TX so I don't want to bother her.
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Bob: Ever hear of Tourette's syndrome? Involuntarily shouting out profanities?
Leo: It's exceptionally rare.
Bob: Shit-eating son-of-a-bitch. Bastard, douch-bag, twat, numb-nuts, dickhead!
Deb, Brad thinks he looks good. He thinks he's going to start some kind of new fad. He thinks it makes him look "serious"
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Oh James H., the hat is just a couple of fish hooks away from being over the head of a hasbeen...
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Bob: Ever hear of Tourette's syndrome? Involuntarily shouting out profanities?
Leo: It's exceptionally rare.
Bob: Shit-eating son-of-a-bitch. Bastard, douch-bag, twat, numb-nuts, dickhead!
Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 17, 2008 - 10:30pm.
Hello Deb! Good to see you! As you may know from last night's "Angie" thread, James Haven has had a rough few weeks. Brad is out of control and trying to sabotage James Haven's happiness.
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Sheeps! good to see you! Yes, Brad is getting alittle porky. Could it be all the extra butter James Haven has been adding to his meals? ;)
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
James Haven must have a crowbar in the trunk to handle that hat-to-head mess. James Haven should find a way to use that crowbar for better purposes...LOL!
JH, L C T and I tried to talk like you one day when MK posted something about how Lilly Allen spoke in third person. Made me really miss you!
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Bob: Ever hear of Tourette's syndrome? Involuntarily shouting out profanities?
Leo: It's exceptionally rare.
Bob: Shit-eating son-of-a-bitch. Bastard, douch-bag, twat, numb-nuts, dickhead!
Hi JH. I hate the hat, too. But, given Brad's waistline, it's sort of age-appropriate.
James Haven can't believe Brad is wearing that hat again! James Haven stomped on it and tossed it into the pool. That hat has more lives than a cat! As you know, Brad is out to get James Haven. Brad has been sending James Haven nasty, threatening text messages! This nonsense has got to stop! James Haven had to put in a call to his old friend Fitty Cent, to see if he could put some fear into Brad.
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Submitted by Anonymoussss on May 17, 2008 - 7:17pm.
Jolie's mother wasn't Canadian, nor French. A very distant relative on Marcia's side (Marcia is Jolie's mother's real name, not Marcheline), was French Canadian, but the family is white bread America. Marcia was born in Chicago and raised in the back of a bowling alley.
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I think Jolie has been pretty open about this herself. You're quite cynical (in your other post) about Angelina's fame mongering/whoring... but cynical isn't always wrong! It might be right more often. Myself, I can't think too much about it... her motivation and all that... esp when I'm not getting paid to do it. These were my exact thoughts when I read this post: "Angelina's boob. Is it pretty?" My sister's off the opinion that they look good. I can't make a proper decision with that fuzzy pic.
OK, this woman KNOWS that she is constantly being watched by the paps, so why would she change her shirt outside on a balcony? Because she WANTS the attentions. She craves it. She loves it. She's an attention whore. I can't stand her.
She is so lucky she has 4 kids and can still spend some time sunbathing by herself. Le sigh...
I personally like the fact that they let Shiloh run around naked all the time!!! It is very freeing when you are little to run naked. When mine were babies they loved to take off their diaper in the summer and "air it out"!
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Why are the jugs smaller?
Submitted by DuchessOfYorkies on May 17, 2008 - 6:57pm.
Well first of all, she's not culturally French; she is American so this maneuver is not considered good form. Secondly, the dumb whore is Angelina Jolie and the paps are interested in her skeletal ass and she is well aware of that fact so her expectation of privacy is not the same as it is for normal people. Thirdly, she is a mother who is currently pregnant and should not be flashing her udders for the entire world and her children to see. So I don't think the comments are "nitpicking" or ridiculous. She is staging this shit for attention because she must be feeling unloved since she can't be a war zone, globe trotting do-gooder for the rest of her pregnancy. Nip slips are for amateurs and attention whores. What's next for St. Angelina - a shot of her pregnant coochie?
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The old whore is kind of running out of tricks. What will she do next for attention? Give birth on the red carpet?
I had a nip slip tonight. Fortunately, there were no paps around, because nobody wants to see that. :)
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But then again, what do I know?
Submitted by Bjork You on May 17, 2008 - 7:15pm.
Oh, well, that ends discussion. If only there was a Dlisted commission on Watergate...
Anyway, even if her mother is Zambian or Welsh, I don't think it matters (she's half French Canadian, n'est pas?). Who cares about her nipple slip except you and the paps?
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Jolie's mother wasn't Canadian, nor French. A very distant relative on Marcia's side (Marcia is Jolie's mother's real name, not Marcheline), was French Canadian, but the family is white bread America. Marcia was born in Chicago and raised in the back of a bowling alley.
Submitted by Bjork You on May 17, 2008 - 7:15pm.
Oh, well, that ends discussion. If only there was a Dlisted commission on Watergate...
Anyway, even if her mother is Zambian or Welsh, I don't think it matters (she's half French Canadian, n'est pas?). Who cares about her nipple slip except you and the paps?
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Jolie's mother wasn't Canadian, nor French. A very distant relative on Marcia's side (Marcia is Jolie's mother's real name, not Marcheline), was French Canadian, but the family is white bread America. Marcia was born in Chicago and raised in the back of a bowling alley.
Oh, well, that ends discussion. If only there was a Dlisted commission on Watergate...
Anyway, even if her mother is Zambian or Welsh, I don't think it matters (she's half French Canadian, n'est pas?). Who cares about her nipple slip except you and the paps?
LOL
Angie Voight's Mom was not French. She was Canadian. Probably never even been to France.
She was as French as Shiloh is Namibian.
Submitted by Bjork You on May 17, 2008 - 4:05pm.
Also, her mother was French,
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It as already been well established by the dlisted experts that, in fact, her mother was not French.
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."
Ha, wait till Jane Pitt gets a load of this. Hope she calls the skank up and reads her the riot act. This bitch is really off her rocker.
You know, maybe she doesn't give a fudge about the paps shooting her. So what? And I'm sure her kids have seen her breasts before (we certainly have). Lighten up, already.
Also, her mother was French, and as one poster noted, breasts in Europe aren't seen the same way here (some places even outlaw breastfeeding in public).
Anyway...
I still disagree Dutchessof Yorkies, but I respect your right to an opinion.
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“Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me...."
-Alanis Morisette "Uninvited"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 17, 2008 - 1:24pm.
they're in France, and if she wants to lay out topless, she should not have to worry about paps hiding in the fucking trees.
The intrusion of their privacy (and others, in their yards) is just so wrong.
I'm no Brangeloonie by far, but fuck- this nitpicking is ridiculous.
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Well first of all, she's not culturally French; she is American so this maneuver is not considered good form. Secondly, the dumb whore is Angelina Jolie and the paps are interested in her skeletal ass and she is well aware of that fact so her expectation of privacy is not the same as it is for normal people. Thirdly, she is a mother who is currently pregnant and should not be flashing her udders for the entire world and her children to see. So I don't think the comments are "nitpicking" or ridiculous. She is staging this shit for attention because she must be feeling unloved since she can't be a war zone, globe trotting do-gooder for the rest of her pregnancy. Nip slips are for amateurs and attention whores. What's next for St. Angelina - a shot of her pregnant coochie?
Submitted by Datura on May 17, 2008 - 6:12pm.
Submitted by idiots drive me loco on May 17, 2008 - 3:39pm.
also, there is no invasion of privacy when you're undressing in public. You are fair game at that point, if you're outside of your house changing....
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I agree with you. Her undressing on that balcony is akin to one of us getting naked on the front porch. It's stepping out into the public realm with all of the consequences that brings.
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That depends on where the front porch is. If someone were to see me on my front porch it would mean they are either trespassing on my land or using high powered binoculars.
Well, someone has to *protect* Angelina, right?
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."
Now we know, we have been seeing push up and padded bras.
Pretty small boobs for a pregnant woman. I guess she is not eating enough.
Anyhow, She is back in her OLD publicity stunts. I guess she has exploited all she could the pricavy of her children and details regarding her pregnancies and now we are odd to just showing the boobs in public.
Lory on May 17, 2008 - 3:44pm.
Submitted by Regina on May 17, 2008 - 2:44pm.
Funny how JustJared didn't post pictures of her flashing her tit, he only post pictures of her when she's looking like a saint!
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That would have been a sacrilege! In fact, they'd be saying it's all a "lie" and that those piccies are "fake" and that it wasn't them. ANYONE BUT THEM! LOL.
- Ol' JJ is probably on the payroll, see no evil, post no evil.
And besides, all of JJ land is pure and virginal, untouched boobies and chastity belts locked tight...
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Submitted by idiots drive me loco on May 17, 2008 - 3:39pm.
also, there is no invasion of privacy when you're undressing in public. You are fair game at that point, if you're outside of your house changing....
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I agree with you. Her undressing on that balcony is akin to one of us getting naked on the front porch. It's stepping out into the public realm with all of the consequences that brings.
"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, prefunctory gift that nobody ever asks for..."
Submitted by Lindalou on May 17, 2008 - 3:08pm.
It could be Haven with a phone, or each other. lol
Ummm not for anything, but why change your clothes outside? Were they locked out?
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OMG can we say " desperate for attention!" Why are they constantly posing on that balcony? They might as well hold up signs saying "take our picture." She looks like a palsy trying to put her shirt on - why would anyone change clothes in camera shot of papz? I think Jolie's insecurities are starting to show. She has this need to be relevant at all times. The reason she doesn't pay people to do her PR is because she is calculating and manipulative enough to do it on her own. Geez, they must spend every day out on that balcony and people have the nerve to pick on Aniston for sunning herself (while she's filming in Miami no less). I bet it's not even warm enough for a bathing suit in France! And why does Pitt always wear the wife beaters? He looks like a tool.
Submitted by xxyxz on May 17, 2008 - 5:57pm.
Sock Monkey... Dead Actress..
awww. I just died and went to heaven.
I missed you bitches
On Topic.. It's so calm arond here
I fucking LOVE it
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Hello, Gorgeous! How are you this afternoon? I enjoy reading what Little Socky has to say. Sweet little love, isn't she? I'm happy to see YOU!!
And James Haven finally showed last night. Hope he shows again...As usual - funny as ever!
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Sock Monkey... Dead Actress..
awww. I just died and went to heaven.
I missed you bitches
On Topic.. It's so calm arond here
I fucking LOVE it
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Go Spurs!
I think its her own camera man. Wonder if he is the father of the twins?
Neither fan nor hater, but I've got to say that any pics of people in their own home/garden/balcony always creep me out. It doesn't matter if they're fame whores or if they know they are being photographed, or even if they WANT to be photographed. A person's home should never be invaded like that. Even celebs should be allowed some privacy. A line needs to be drawn, or the stalkerazzi will only get worse.
also, there is no invasion of privacy when you're undressing in public. You are fair game at that point, if you're outside of your house changing. One cannot go to a nude beach, take off their top, and then get mad when someone looks. Its gotten to be a huge problem with phonecams now--some pervs hit up Euro beaches just to get pics of girls topless. Then again, if you don't want your boobs looked at, or photographed, you can wear a top....
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I'm sure that if you were nearly as delusional about Mohammed as you are about Bobble-head, that Dutch newspaper would never have published those cartoons. Linzee on LA
could not agree more rotten egg--not only is it trashy, kid's skin needs to be protected, especially one that fair--poor shiloh will be a lobster tomorrow. Unless of course, invetro-lina is hoping that by tanning Shiloh, she'll learn to love her more....
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I'm sure that if you were nearly as delusional about Mohammed as you are about Bobble-head, that Dutch newspaper would never have published those cartoons. Linzee on LA
I don't see what the big deal is. You can't even see angthing.
those suckers sure look different when they aren't in a padded bra and all dolled up for the red carpet. and i'm just talking about brad's moobs.
Submitted by Regina on May 17, 2008 - 2:44pm.
Funny how JustJared didn't post pictures of her flashing her tit, he only post pictures of her when she's looking like a saint!
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That would have been a sacrilege! In fact, they'd be saying it's all a "lie" and that those piccies are "fake" and that it wasn't them. ANYONE BUT THEM! LOL.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
This definitely isnt a case of Sugar Tits. More like Saggy Tit.
Submitted by Nova on May 17, 2008 - 3:20pm.
photographer must be a dirtbag trying to capture people who live out daily lives. Embarrassing.
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Dont worry. The b*tch lives for this shit. The photogs didnt force her to whore her kids out for mags.