Saturday, May 17th 2008

Blurry Angelina Nip!

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It's sloooow today, so here's some very blurry Angelina Jolie nipple action. Yeah, try not to drool on your computer. The photos were taken while Angie Jo was changing her shirt on the terrace of her villa in France. That villa is fucking ridiculous. It's almost as nice as my Barbie dream house, ALMOST. Yes, I had a Barbie dream house growing up. Didn't every young homo?

Here's also some pictures of Brad with Shiloh.

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Submitted by NitWitty on May 17, 2008 - 3:18pm.

Drive by comment. WTF is with the HAT? I know men who wear hats and not a ONE wears a hat around the house. I mean, either he knows he getting photographed and wears the hat for the paps or brother here got some nasty shit going on up there.
*gives you all a cosmic wedgie before running out and slamming the door*

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I think its the nasty shit nit. He was wearing a ferret at Cannes.

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photographer must be a dirtbag trying to capture people who live out daily lives. Embarrassing.

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Drive by comment. WTF is with the HAT? I know men who wear hats and not a ONE wears a hat around the house. I mean, either he knows he getting photographed and wears the hat for the paps or brother here got some nasty shit going on up there.
*gives you all a cosmic wedgie before running out and slamming the door*

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trying to quickly change not realizing she's being watched.

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NOOOO there pics have been all over tv and the net. NOOOOOOOOOOO they dont know they are being watched. WTF

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Submitted by Lindalou on May 17, 2008 - 2:08pm.

Its clear from these pics that the pap is either on a roof or hanging from a tree using a VERY long lens. Most likely they are not visible from the villa. That family has every right to spend time outside on what should be a private balcony. They are not asking for media attention by doing so. Nor is changing out of a wet shirt after the kids have been swimming asking for attention. In Europe breasts aren't the prurient issue they are here, and I doubt Angie has issues with baring her breast in any country.
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Dont even f*cking act like they dont even know they are being photographed. These B*tches know all about the pictures of them on the balcony by now. This c*nt and her boy are the biggest media whores around. Next they are whoring out their twins for some magazine. JUst like they did the their other purchases and the blob.

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Lory: Damn right, isn't it?. It was the first impresson I got. But they seem to keep their shitney-esque manners a little bit under wraps.

Sensimina: Hahaha! I know, I know. Saint Angie get a free pass, even if the pictures had her with rollers on her head and a cigarette in one hand. Besides, I don't think nudity is a big issue in that household when mommy already kissed uncle James and has done a lot of shit already. They are PR champs now because their humanitarian-holy family image is granting them free passes to do stuff that would rejoice the white trash comunity. Indeed that's what Shitter's PR gold team failed to do since the begining and that was to build a strong humanitarian-charity loving- holy family image for her. Too late for her now, tho.

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they do a lot of things on the balconies of this lovely villa. maybe they don't have a key to get inside? hehe

brad's body language is almost like he is doing a distasteful duty... like it is his hanging around on the balcony appointment time.

even if angelina changed tops for attention that is way better than pointless helicopter and boat rides for attention. especially since people in france aren't worried about unclad bosoms and since I doubt anyone can see that balcony without really trying. I wonder if the papparazzi have set up in a house or a builing nearby?

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I.don't.care. Now...if it were old/less cowered/with balls Brad that was changing...Fuck! I'd expect a less blurry pic.

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Ava Gardner......

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 17, 2008 - 3:48pm.

LOL. My bad girls got HUGE when I was pregnant and I often had to 'sun' them to keep them to toughen them up from being so tender.

Angie IS an attention whore no doubt but I honestly don't believe this was one of those "show and tell" type of photo ops.

Just my humble opinion.

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I have seen this woman naked six days from sunday, I care about a blurry nipple slip?

Please.

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I gotta say, if that were me I'd have forgone the towel altogether. I mean, what's the point? I would have just whipped off the wet item, aired out my girls a little and then put the dry shirt on. Fuck the towel.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm sunshine on my girls, yummy.

P.S. What de cosmos said! She IS an attention whore, regardless.

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Rotten_egg -

RIGHT ON. If this were Shitney, she'd be getting fucking ripped apart right now. But not SantaAnge. No, she deserves respect and privacy at times when it's convenient for her, even though she stages her entire life for the paps even worse than Brit does at the moment.

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Every move Brangelina make is calculated and scripted by Twatzilla herself.

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Funny how JustJared didn't post pictures of her flashing her tit, he only post pictures of her when she's looking like a saint!

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Submitted by rotten_egg on May 17, 2008 - 12:21pm.
Hahaha!. Angelina Jolie changing her damn shirt and showing her saggy tits in public while Brad's wearing something worthy of a white trash loser. They look completely out of place, like a white trash couple who have just won a free vacation to a fancy hotel. And bless them. Shiloh seems to be wearing only her diapers. It's oh so Shitney and KFug. They are only missing their trailer.
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OMG! ITA! This image is so Speaderline-esque. People should start the Cheeto jokes on their trashy asses too. Remember the piccies of Angelina and her children eating from some huge-ass Cheeto bags?. LOL. If you put those piccies next to these ones you have a perfect Spears-Federline vacation. Aww! Bless them!. They've given me a good laugh today. LOL.
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Submitted by Lindalou on May 17, 2008 - 2:08pm.
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Absolutely agree. Although my inner lesbo is all pissed the pictures were blurry.

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It's quite amusing how some things are not a big deal when certain celebrity does them, but they are a big no-no when another less-liked celebrity does them too. Add yes, if Shitney would be doing this (wich she already did) she would've been sacrificed alive right now for being so white trash. Remember she already had SPF and JJ wearing only a diaper, they udually don't wear shoes, she likes to hang outside her home wearing almost nothing, smoking and doing other normal things human beings are allowed to do in their private backyards or whatnot. It's really amusing.

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Sugarbella, I hardly think 32 makes her an 'old cow'....

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Submitted by Lindalou on May 17, 2008 - 12:08pm.

I agree!

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Submitted by Lindalou on May 17, 2008 - 3:08pm.

EXACTLY. Those pictures are FUZZY for a reason. They are really long lens shots.

Gimme a freaking break.

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Its clear from these pics that the pap is either on a roof or hanging from a tree using a VERY long lens. Most likely they are not visible from the villa. That family has every right to spend time outside on what should be a private balcony. They are not asking for media attention by doing so. Nor is changing out of a wet shirt after the kids have been swimming asking for attention. In Europe breasts aren't the prurient issue they are here, and I doubt Angie has issues with baring her breast in any country.

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She has officially become the biggest attention whore ever!
She knows they having been taking her picture in that exact spot for 2 weeks now!
Pathetic old cow.....I'm embarrassed for her.

Why is he always wearing that stupid ass hat? He is such a tool. He is totally posing for the cam with his arms folded like that.
I don't think Angie is as publicity hungry as he is. She looks to be just trying to quickly change not realizing she's being watched. Anyway, its only a nip slip. Brad is a mid aged loser.

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She might as well dance around with her tata's flinging around with a sign around her neck saying "Look At Me! Look At Me! I'm Angie Jolie!" while spitting nickles and throwing poo.
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If you wanna see full chichi's of a famous pregnant woman, go on to nudography and you can see Catherine Zeta-Jones sunbathing topless pregnant while smoking. Yuck.

wow, a pregnant lady's nipple. awesome :s

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Sigh - the hairpiece comes off, the hat gets glued back on.....

He looks like a prisoner.

The body language is not that of a happy man.

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Submitted by original putas on May 17, 2008 - 10:55am.

She knows good and well that the cameras are aimed up her ass 24/7. So she goes OUTSIDE and gets naked?!?! These celebrities are so truly desperate for attention that they will stop at nothing. She's truly a desperate whore.
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Re: Naked children. When we are home, I CANNOT keep clothing on my 2-year old. She knows she has to wear clothing when we leave our apartment, but if I wanted her to stay clothed at home, I would have to chase her and re-dress her every ten minutes. Not a priority for me. No one sees her, so who cares?

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All of JustJared land just orgasmed at once.
All over their keyboards.

The Brad in a wifebeater, YES I THINK IT'S HWAT GWADDAMN IT!!!

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Boy, having 52 Billion dollars just doesn't buy you a sense of privacy anymore. Ahhh, the old days...

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Bob: Shit-eating son-of-a-bitch. Bastard, douch-bag, twat, numb-nuts, dickhead!

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Ooof. My tits are uncomfortable by proxy just looking at Angie's udders.

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She knows good and well that the cameras are aimed up her ass 24/7. So she goes OUTSIDE and gets naked?!?! These celebrities are so truly desperate for attention that they will stop at nothing. She's truly a desperate whore.

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Submitted by devilgirl on May 17, 2008 - 10:53am.

They could care less about privacy.
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."

You can't tell me that in a villa that size, the family cannot go anywhere else where the paps cannot photograph them? Give me a break, they are purposely going to the same spot just about every day to give the paps some new shots of this OVER EXPOSED family. They could care less about privacy. They are just setting up teasers before the big birthing event, when they will be shopping baby photos out for millions, all of which, they will tell you is going to charity. Never mind the fact that what no one ever tells, is that for every donation to charity, they get one hell of a tax right off. If they didn't make donations in the amounts that they did, over half of their income would go to taxes every year. Angie and Brad aren't financial fools, nor are they donating out of love for those less fortunate than they are. If they were sooooooooo worried about the less fortunate, they wouldn't be parading around on yachts, living in multi million dollar homes, staying at French villas, travelling by private jets and buying nothing but the best and most expensive of everything. I am sick of these two and their nasty/nice bullshit.

Submitted by Anonymoussss on May 17, 2008 - 1:40pm.

What disturbs me the most is not these shots of Shiloh, but the naked ones of her alone by the pool, and then in the nanny's arms. With so many pervs in the world, I think she ought to protect her little girl a little more.

Anonymoussss, thanks for the cold, creepy chill that just went up and down my spine. Good grief! You are so effing right.

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OMG! Santa Angelina has nipples! I thought God's angels didn't have sexual bits n' pieces. Miracles of miracles!

All hail the holy blessed nipple of St. Angie and the Illustrious Womb. The only woman in the world who enjoys being pregnant. Hail!
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I don't get these two, never have never will. But the ice they generate in their photo ops together is always interesting.

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Yeah, I agree that we can disagree here. But they are celebrities, they KNOW there are high chances of them being photographed. It amused me to see how many of them can't get the hang of being "paparazzi saavy", then they bitch and moan about their privacy being breached. They are just stupid.

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That villa....fabulous!

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Honestly, if they want/need sooo much attention and to feel sooo special all the time, then they can fucking deal with "stalkerazzi" being everywhere. I'm not going to feel sorry for these douches just because they are reaping what they sowed. They make a ton of money for being full-time cunts in the public eye. If they are really concerned about wanting something to stay private, they can stay inside. I'm fairly sure they assume paps can be anywhere at anytime, but they stage 99% of the pics anyway.

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What's up with Brad always wearing somestupid hat? Does he wear the ugly things to bed? Were the twins conceived with the hat on? Will they burst from Angie's womb with hats on?

Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 17, 2008 - 1:27pm.
Well then Anonymouss, I guess they have to reach the point where they just don't give a fuck anymore. They live in a fishbowl, and have to try and live life as best they can.

Again, i am NOT a Brangeloonie.

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I know you're not a Brangeloonie. It's just that she knows she's being photographed (these balcony shots have been happening since day 1 in France) and the shots get more revealing each time. That tells me she's doing it for show.

What disturbs me the most is not these shots of Shiloh, but the naked ones of her alone by the pool, and then in the nanny's arms. With so many pervs in the world, I think she ought to protect her little girl a little more.

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I dont mind that the paparazzi follow then around that comes whit the money and fame, but they should not photograph on their house ,they have all the right to walk naked in their house if the want to

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Philanthropic efforts aside, I think those two are wack jobs. Jennifer Anniston must be laughing her ass off over Brad's tattoos of Otzi, the 5,300 year old mummy, the map of the New Orleans levees or Angie's birthdate written in Khmer on his stomach. And they are not doing the children any favors by constantly moving around.

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Breasts are only perceived as sexual when you portray them in such a way that they are purposely sexualized in such a manner that it's obvious to any onlooker that the boobies are out on purposeful display.

These photos digust me. Obviously Angelina was not trying to get attention here in the privacy of whatever domain she was in. Her tits probably hurt like hell and so effing what if she's comfortable in her own skin, in her own private domain and not inviting this crap.

I'm no angeloonie but for f*ck sake, do we really need to see shots like this? It's one thing when they are in the *know* and the cams are flashing but this crap is just vile and uncalled for. The term "Stalkeratsi" really makes more and more sense sadly.

It's shit like this that makes me thankful I'm not famous.

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Rotten Egg: I agree with you , if they are out in public....but at home, I couldn't care less. Shit, I'd let her run around naked- it's good for kids to air out.....

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"And what is wrong with a 2 year old running around in a diaper? Why dirty up clothes, if you're not going anywhere?"

I know! Seriously. It's probably also really hot, and why compound it by making the kid wear clothes? A sweaty toddler means a crabby toddler.

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I must be one of the few people in here who has a neutral opinion of this family. However, if the paparazzi would stop following them around, there would be no pictures like this...I don't know why she's changing outside either but she is on "her" property so she can do what she wants. I don't see how this makes her a media whore.

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I think it's tacky as hell to let paps photograph your toddler daughter naked. There ARE pervs out there that get off on that shit and I think it's gross of Brange to let that happen. Plus the fact that their kids are going to hate them when they grow up to realize their childhood was a big photo op for mommy and daddy, and that millions of people have seen them naked as a baby.

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