What A Dumb Fuck
In case you missed it, here's Mike "forever fat on the inside" Huckabee trying to be a comedian while speaking to the NRA yesterday. While Huckabee was giving his speech, there was a noise offstage. He quickly joked that Barack Obama fell off his chair. Everyone kind of laughed, so the dumb fuck decided he should continue the joke. He added, "Somebody aimed a gun at him and he dove for the floor." Nobody laughed.
That stupid fuck should really quit his job as America's Number 1 dickwad and take his comedy act on the road. The KKK Comedy tour!
Huckabee later apologized by saying, "During my speech at the NRA, a loud noise backstage that sounded like a chair falling distracted the crowd and interrupted my speech. I made an offhand remark that was in no way intended to offend or disparage Sen. Obama. I apologize that my comments were offensive. That was never my intention."
Basically, he's saying he's a dumb fuck and can't help it.
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AND another thing...
N.R.A. members harp on about 'responsible' gun ownership....joking about assassination, and/or shooting innocent people goes against everything they campaign for (i.e. mainstream public support).
Duh.
Huckabee is fucking jack-ass. and I agree with whomever said that his 'joke' just ruined his V.P. hopes.
President Obama. Better start getting used to it. I'm not looking to start a political debate here...but if I'm wrong, I'll eat my hat on the first Wednesday in November!
Yes We Can!
by DebFrmHell on May 17, 2008 - 2:04pm.
If Obama gets the nom, as I expect he will, the press will go do a Kennedy on him with crowds, just like they did with Ted.
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Sorry, doll, I'm a lil' hungover today, and don't understand what you mean there. Mega-ultra-extra security is what I'm thinking. That was a total bullshit comment by Huckabee, and I'm not buying the "not meant to disparage or offend" part.
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Yeah, Ashley....
If we are being "dramatic" it's because unlike you, we've read a history book, and watch the news once in a while.
40 years ago this year, MLK and Bobby Kennedy were shot and killed---because they had power and influence and threatened the status quo, by trying to empower minorities and the poor.
Obama had to request Secret Service protection earlier than any other candidate in history. Wonder why? Do you think he made that decision lightly? And why was his request granted immediately and without question?
It's comments like this that embolden dumbfucks....I'm just shocked that EVEN N.R.A. members had enough good taste not to laugh!
"In the unlikely story that is America, there has never been anything false about HOPE."
-Barack Obama
Unless the world goes Raccoon City and fucking zombies start showing up, I see no purpose for the NRA. Huckabee is an idiot.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
ubmitted by Sock-Monkey on May 17, 2008 - 2:06pm.
Submitted by Parker on May 17, 2008 - 1:59pm.
Off topic alert!
Hi, sockey! I hope your man got back OK and all is well. :)
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Hi! Parker! *sock monkey hugs & smooches* The BF had a "productive" business trip and we had a nice din-din at the future MIL's house. This afternoon he's at the gym playing basketball..and of course, watching the girls' boobles bounce up and down while they play volleyball in one of the courts. LOL!
ON TOPIC: That remark reveals a lot about who he is.
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Damn straight on Huckacheese. And isn't it nice when the MIL can cook? Amen!
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
He's just a hater...jealous much Huckabee? He couldn't even get the Rep nom so screw him!
Your face!
Submitted by Parker on May 17, 2008 - 1:59pm.
Off topic alert!
Hi, sockey! I hope your man got back OK and all is well. :)
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Hi! Parker! *sock monkey hugs & smooches* The BF had a "productive" business trip and we had a nice din-din at the future MIL's house. This afternoon he's at the gym playing basketball..and of course, watching the girls' boobles bounce up and down while they play volleyball in one of the courts. LOL!
ON TOPIC: That remark reveals a lot about who he is.
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Dick Chaney was in the crowd warming up his shotgun...
If Obama gets the nom, as I expect he will, the press will go do a Kennedy on him with crowds, just like they did with Ted.
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Submitted by Ashley on May 17, 2008 - 10:58am.
You people are being so damn dramatic for absolutely No reason!
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Well, I have a drama addiction. I do not know what anyone else's excuse is.
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."
Submitted by Ashley on May 17, 2008 - 1:58pm.
You people are being so damn dramatic for absolutely No reason! So fucking what he made a joke? I guess it's OK for Hitlery to lie about being under fire, but Huckabee can't make a joke to the NRA about Obama.
Remember that the people who are anti-gun control are the majority and it is us who get our person into office.
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Ok, yeah, your post wasn't dramatic at all.
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
Submitted by Ashley on May 17, 2008 - 1:58pm.
You people are being so damn dramatic for absolutely No reason! So fucking what he made a joke? I guess it's OK for Hitlery to lie about being under fire, but Huckabee can't make a joke to the NRA about Obama.
Remember that the people who are anti-gun control are the majority and it is us who get our person into office.
Oh, so you find this funny? I don't find anything funny about threatening someone's life with a gun you asshole.
Huckabee is an asshole
Off topic alert!
Hi, sockey! I hope your man got back OK and all is well. :)
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
You people are being so damn dramatic for absolutely No reason! So fucking what he made a joke? I guess it's OK for Hitlery to lie about being under fire, but Huckabee can't make a joke to the NRA about Obama.
Remember that the people who are anti-gun control are the majority and it is us who get our person into office.
Fucking idiot.
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What a dumb dumb - who talks like that? Moron.
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Submitted by Granny Clampett on May 17, 2008 - 1:46pm.
Stupid white people are the biggest voting block in this country...how do you think Bush got into office?
The first time he got in it was rigged. Remember?
Stupid white people are the biggest voting block in this country...how do you think Bush got into office?
Submitted by Mr. President on May 17, 2008 - 1:39pm.
LOL and A to the AMEN
Love the Clint Eastwood Avatar.
Submitted by OnTaRiOgUrL on May 17, 2008 - 1:39pm.
Chuck Norris is his #1 fan.
What a dick. Go back to trying to make school lunches healthier, why don't ya?
Jokes about guns are SOOOOOO funny. Not. Well, maybe to this audience. Barf.
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
Submitted by Madame Dufarge on May 17, 2008 - 1:21pm.
My brother in law is convinced if Obama is elected someone is going to try to take him out. It's awful. I know some people won't be able to handle a black person in the white house. I think he's the best damned one out there and hope no messes with him.
And that joke was utterly tasteless. This guy is an idiot.
My brother says the same thing to many racist people out there get over it people its 2008. And Mike Fuckabee he needs to shut the hell up does anyone even like this douche ?
Holy FUCK, you spammers are clueless. To promote Huckabee on an online dating site is downright retarded! And do you think anybody believes that this doughboy has "a few hot photos" on your site? Great marketing there, douchebags.
Jesus, I hate working Saturdays. Or should I say "working" Saturdays.
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Yeah!!! I like using the word dude. It saves me from actually having to think.
Well, at least we KNOW he wears a white-sheet on weekends.
In the closet racists are more scary. At least be up front about it.
Submitted by Madame Dufarge on May 17, 2008 - 11:21am.
My brother in law is convinced if Obama is elected someone is going to try to take him out. It's awful. I know some people won't be able to handle a black person in the white house. I think he's the best damned one out there and hope no messes with him.
And that joke was utterly tasteless. This guy is an idiot.
I'm convinced that if Obama is elected, every white supremacist in this country will be so consternated their heads will explode, a la Chappelle Show.
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politicians are not funny unless they are being serius , fell, stumble ,are plain stupid or theire last name is Bush
I agree, putsomestank.....I will vote for him, but there are too many idiots in this country who won't vote for a Man of Color. Or a Woman, for that matter.
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I don't think Barak will get elected. His nomination will unite all the racist fuckers out there. We live in a backwards country...
I will not be surprised if Obama is taken out before the election. Just too many racist nuts out there with guns and good aim. Sad.
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Yeah!!! I like using the word dude. It saves me from actually having to think.
And THERE goes Huckabee's shot for the VP nod.
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My brother in law is convinced if Obama is elected someone is going to try to take him out. It's awful. I know some people won't be able to handle a black person in the white house. I think he's the best damned one out there and hope no messes with him.
And that joke was utterly tasteless. This guy is an idiot.
I am SO glad he is not a contender for the Presidency.
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“I used to shit on myself until I was 12 years old. I didn’t stop until I got a job.”
- Shia LaBeouf
that's the ONLY thing the republicans know, VIOLENCE.
Yes because being shot at is Highlarious stuff!