HoHan Needs A Sponsor
Not an AA sponsor, a party sponsor! HoHan is throwing a 22nd Birthday BLOWout and she's looking for someone to front the bill. Yeah, she's turning 22. She's 22, but her skin is at least 45. Anyway, a website was set-up with all the dazzling details for for prospective sponsors. The website reads:
"Sponsors will have a unique branding opportunity to an internationally media worthy event. Lindsay and her 10 closes girlfriends will start the celebration in the early afternoon with spa treatments including manicures, facials and massages.
Upon nightfall an intimate group of 75 VIP guests will gather for dinner, performances and most importantly to help Lindsay blow out the candles on her 22nd Birthday cake."
Facials, blow and cake?! Count me the fuck in. I'll immediately empty out my piggy bank and apply to be one of her sponsors. I mean, an 8-ball and a bottle of Gordon's vodka don't cost that much.
TMZ claims the website is real and HoHan is not accepting sponsorships from booze companies. Beggars can't be choosers! Dykes on Bykes should really empty out their wallets and help a sister out. She neeeeeds them!
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The site is still up...
Man that's pathetic...
Why so many people keeps saying they saw her on a celebrity and millioniare dating site " millionaireloves.c om" Is that true?
The last act of a desperate Ho. No, make that a BROKE Ho.
i hate a cheap bitch.
I said it before, and i'll say it now, because you girls and women out there don't get what is really hot to a guy: It is :: look like Lindsay. |] and also being a coked up slut does help.
Oh i wish I was back in my early twenties now. I would save up a couple of paychecks and sign up for the sponsor gig. Then I would bring a big ball of some Cocaenya. I'd be hittin that shit for sure. I'd be sniffin a fat one off that sweet booya! Snap.
Does that mean I get to give Lindsay a facial?
She's my favorite.
(I says that while looking really creepy.)
James if you go you won't get paid have you noticed lindsay is practicaly bagging people to sponsor her party? she's broke man!lolololol
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
James Haven received a call from Lindsay asking if he would do the facials and makeup for her party. James Haven said he would....for a price. Wish James Haven luck! Nitey Nite!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Why is it always the rich people trying to get shit for free?
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 17, 2008 - 9:12pm.
Submitted by FritoDorito on May 17, 2008 - 11:09pm.
She doesn't have to be drunk enough, you just need a penis, a pulse, and to be in the neighborhood.
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I wonder about the penis and the pulse... does one really need that? I feel for whoever takes the plunge and fucks her. They'll never get the dirty brownish orange crap off their bodies/genitalia and they will suffer from STDs for the rest of their lives.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by FritoDorito on May 17, 2008 - 11:09pm.
She doesn't have to be drunk enough, you just need a penis, a pulse, and to be in the neighborhood.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
I never thought she was that cute. Not even on the poster for Mean Girls. Now she looks like shit, and what AMAZES me is that men think she's hot, even now that she looks like she stuck her faces in a pile of dirt and stayed there for several days.Ew. Maybe guys think she's hot because if you got her drunk enough she would fuck them... maybe that's it.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by Aerialgreen on May 17, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Tina Fey pretty much got the final golden egg for this goose, right?
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I was just thinking that. That was the last time she really looked cute.
lilo should do what she's born to do to make some cold hard scratch...take a trip to some other country and sell herself to the highest bidder...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
she WAS a rising star, now she's a party filler and low budget endorsement ho. If she just had a real party with a couple of friends at home or something away from the paps, may be she could focus on being a serious actor-- not a tabloid joke.
Early afternoon? She's usually receiving her 2nd or 3rd facial by then.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 17, 2008 - 8:04pm.
The site is down. Musta been bogus.
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it just worked for me just now
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The Piv is totally skipping this one, look what happened at the last party he threw and she was at, she came in a nude bikini! What an attention WHORE! She totally upstaged him! Stole his thunder what have you...need I go on!?!
Your face!
Tanning BEDS! Dammit!
Your face!
Unless this is a fake site, this is totally pathetic, she's the one begging for sponsorship and no one's lining up to take her on it for her 22nd. I can't believe she's only 22, she looks at least 45. This is a lesson to all those in their 20s, tanning bads, cocaine and booze are NOT your friend! STAY AWAY! OR at least don't party every day like this hag!
Your face!
Tina Fey pretty much got the final golden egg for this goose, right?
Nowdays Lindsay's eggs are either normal but dried up and uselss or covered with caca.
The site is down. Musta been bogus.
Ummmm, shouldn't sponsors be approaching HER about being able to sponsor her party?? I thought that's how it usually goes. Wow, she's a loser.
Tomorrow DUHNA will be all over this saying, people are so cruel, Lindz had nothing to do with it, this was my birthday gift to her since I knew she had no money to pay for her own cake let alone have any friends unless someone buys them for her. LEAVE LINDZ ALONE but come watch Ali.
haha, right, she has 75 intimate friends and Nicole won't be one of them this year.
Also she had so many friends at her last party they had to list Woody twice.
Notable guests and celebrities included:
•Courtney Love
•Nicole Richie
•Woody Harrelson
•Owen Wilson
•Eva Mendez
•Jamie-Lynn Sigler
•Jeremy Piven
•Ivanka Trump
•Kate Bosworth
•Woody Harrelson
I never understood all the fuss about LL she was not a great actress and why did she have narrate most of her movies ???
give it a few days miso-horny, give it a few days.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Sad,that her career has sunk to a new low in a short period of time.
How long will it be before she is on the cover of Avon or opening a new outlet store in Long Island?
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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.
The website is using pictures of Lindsay when she was all of 16. Now THAT is pathetic. Something tells me Ryan Seacrest will put up the bill for E! to have exclusive rights to that TRAIN WRECK of a party.
Ho for Hire!
Will party for alcohol!
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Submitted by Winnyfranfran on May 17, 2008 - 6:42pm.
Wow. She is really over, isn't she?
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Perhaps, but don't forget that there are two others (Dina & Ali) about to invade us via the E! newtwork as of this upcoming weekend. More shenanigans from the Lohan family is just around the bin.
toot toot...hey...beep beep!
According to Life & Style magazine, her leggings collection is called 6126 (an homage to her idol Marilyn Monroe). The issue also includes an article regarding Suri Cruise's $350,000 wardrobe (including designer dresses @ $500 a pop).
toot toot...hey...beep beep!
That. is. so. PATHETIC.
Pathetic, pathetic, pathetic. Why doesn't she just ask Sammy for the dough?
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
Submitted by Winnyfranfran on May 17, 2008 - 3:42pm.
Wow. She is really over, isn't she?
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AND she's got bills to pay.
Sadness.
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."
I'd like to contribute... but I'm saving up my money to sponsor Zac Efron's 21st birthday party.
Wow. She is really over, isn't she?
that is so fucking pathetic.
Pay for your own party, you fucking spoiled bitch!
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“Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me...."
-Alanis Morisette "Uninvited"
WTF...she is only 22?? dear god.
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"What do you think this is, grandma with a birthday present? Suck it you dumb B****!"
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That is really pathetic. Putting out advertising to get sponsors for her birthday party? Her image is just sinking lower and lower. What was she thinking? What advertiser would want to associate with her?
sponsored by Valtrex... massengil..KYjelly
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Go Spurs!
You mean Gayelle hasn't snapped up this opportunity to spread their word?
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Submitted by Aerialgreen on May 17, 2008 - 5:34pm.
No, never, no money for this Disney's whore party... "No dinero par fiesta de puta de Disney
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Fiesta de Puta! LMAO! Priceless!!
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
um, yeah. because your 22nd birthday is such a momentous occasion.
pathetic.
Cringe worthy.
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."
So young to be a has been. Another child actor gone bad.
They can all come over to my place.
I will bake her a cake, and we can have a PJ party. The next morning she gets the hose.
:)
That dress makes her look even more ill-shaped than she already is.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
No, never, no money for this Disney's whore party... "No dinero par fiesta de puta de Disney"