HoHan Needs A Sponsor
Not an AA sponsor, a party sponsor! HoHan is throwing a 22nd Birthday BLOWout and she's looking for someone to front the bill. Yeah, she's turning 22. She's 22, but her skin is at least 45. Anyway, a website was set-up with all the dazzling details for for prospective sponsors. The website reads:
"Sponsors will have a unique branding opportunity to an internationally media worthy event. Lindsay and her 10 closes girlfriends will start the celebration in the early afternoon with spa treatments including manicures, facials and massages.
Upon nightfall an intimate group of 75 VIP guests will gather for dinner, performances and most importantly to help Lindsay blow out the candles on her 22nd Birthday cake."
Facials, blow and cake?! Count me the fuck in. I'll immediately empty out my piggy bank and apply to be one of her sponsors. I mean, an 8-ball and a bottle of Gordon's vodka don't cost that much.
TMZ claims the website is real and HoHan is not accepting sponsorships from booze companies. Beggars can't be choosers! Dykes on Bykes should really empty out their wallets and help a sister out. She neeeeeds them!
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The website is pretty funny. & by funny, I mean desperate, needy, & pathetic.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Facials and manicures are a waste on this prematurely aging bitch.
Checked my schedule.
Sorry, I cannot attend.
I'll be at the Chicago Sky/Indiana Fever WNBA game that night.
Is this for real?!
toot toot...hey...beep beep!
Darn it! It's kind of humiliating, innit?
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Wonder if the LPGA (Ladies Professional Golf Association) is interested?
I feel most certain the big day will involve "facials", "blowing", and "massages".
wow that is tacky, bitch pay for your own party or ask your friends to pay for then ohhh i forgot you tend to steal their things
wasn't she in rehab for her 21'st. where does the time go. I'm tired of this girl. I hope her birthday sucks.
How truly embarrassing.
Submitted by mike on May 17, 2008 - 5:17pm.
Should I feel bad that when I hear the word "facial" I think more of porn than of a spa treatment?
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No.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
I'm in for the blow.
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"The royal penis is clean,Your Highness."
Lindsay, give Star Jones a call.
Maybe she has a few ideas.
Should I feel bad that when I hear the word "facial" I think more of porn than of a spa treatment?
Oh great, another 'blow' out bash.
she's like the new tara reid...
wow.. i actually feel genuine pity for how washed up she is... advertising for a sponsor???
i wonder if she realizes or is she delusional?
"most importantly to help Lindsay blow out the candles on her 22nd Birthday cake"
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Ummm...that ain't what's gettin' blown at this party. Trust.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......