Saturday, May 17th 2008
Such A Lady
Lily Allen seems to be having a blast in Cannes. She's boozing, flipping people off and airing her chocha out in the French breezes. I guess fake blondes do have more fun. Seriously, it's time for Lily to cover up that blonde mess. It was fun while it lasted, but she is totally starting to look like the crazy lady at my laundromat and that is fucking me up.
Here's more of Lily with her daddy at a Cannes party on Thursday night. The first thumbnail is slightly NSFW. Not really. You just see a little landing strip. A little landing strip never hurt anybody. A little stubble however is a different story. I don't know how many times my tongue has been burned by taint stubble. Wax don't shave!
Celebrity Vibe, INFDaily.com, Wireimage
removed this
She is wearing her "Jet Skirt".........when she bends over you can see the "Cock Pit".
Ba Doom Bah!
~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~
~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~
Evidently the carpet DOES NOT match the curtains!!!!!
~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~
~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~
Submitted by modianos on May 17, 2008 - 9:29pm.
dont touch the faucet with you clean hands either...dirty hands had to turn it on ya know. i use hand sanitizer myself.
modianos, excellent advice! My local grocery stores have now started keeping sanitizing wipe dispensers next to the grocery carts which tickles me pink because I used to carry them and wipe off the grocery cart handles myself.
Don't even get me started about movie theatre seats. My OCD goes off the charts (especially thinking about people not wearing undergarments *cringe*).
She is really fugly looking with the blonde hair.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 18, 2008 - 10:07am.
Such as her thing.
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Exaaactly.
(Morning Sheeps!)
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The only thing that helps pass the time away
Is knowing I'll be back at Echo Beach some day
Submitted by The C word on May 18, 2008 - 6:54am.
There are certain things that should not be aired out in public.
Such as her thing.
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Ghost of a Texas Ladies' Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69BozyMnVSg
There are certain things that should not be aired out in public.
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The only thing that helps pass the time away
Is knowing I'll be back at Echo Beach some day
I'm just not feeling the platinum blond hair on Lily. While I don't think she is very beautiful, she looks much cuter with dark hair.
The carpet definitely does not match the drapes - and it's not really a carpet, more a hall rug!
Submitted by Condi the ingro... on May 18, 2008 - 12:28am.
"... What IS IT with young women today? ..."
Just don't confuse showbiz with real life and showbiz-characters with real people. In the end, people who do confuse this are the only real problem.
i wanna puke
she'll be selling t-shirts at Nottinghill in five years.
jane magazine used to say girls who did this were showing their brain. "her skirt is so short you can see her brain!" personally I can't imagine going without panties. and a bra. if the underwear shows through the dress then wear a slip as well. but I guess I can't say much about lily since clearly I am way behind the times when it comes to underwear rules.
She's gone from "oh, poor Lily, lost the baby then got dumped" to "jesus, Lily, cover it ALL up, shut up, and go home, I think Wino and Dreamboat are waiting for you"... pathetic.
She should've dyed her strip too.
What's really getting to me is why why oh why would someone sit like that when they KNOW they're not wearing underwear? I miss the days when bitches covered their fucking junk.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
So she went out and partied with her dad, with no panties on? OK....
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~In my dreams he kisses my cunt, my sweet wet cunt~
Who? Just another mess hoping on the Lohan/Winehouse wannabe party girl train.
yuck.
That is one strange looking finger!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Oh fucking hell, damn me, why WHY do I always have to look?? I KNOW I'm not going to like what I see, but I still look. Not as bad as Chris Crocker's naked dance, but still awful.
Also, I must be an incredibly lazy trimmer, because I'd either dispense with all the hair, or leave more, fuck the upkeep of a damn stripe. I fail to see the point. Either go more elaborate, and decorate that shit with a stencil, or go Brazillian.
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Euro-Trash
If you look closely, you can see her spotted dick!
Yuk yuk yuk
Submitted by . on May 17, 2008 - 7:39pm.
Also, after washing your hands in a public bathroom facility be sure to use a paper towel to grab the door handle when exiting and drop said paper towel during exit. ````````````````````````````````````````````
dont touch the faucet with you clean hands either...dirty hands had to turn it on ya know. i use hand sanitizer myself.
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OKAY SO MADE RIGHT NOW MADE EYES AND Y'ALL CAN CRACK AND PACK MY SALLY SACK! - yall know who 3/08
They shoulda had Tom Jones "She's A Lady" blaring over Lily Allen giving the finger with her chocha showin'...woulda least had people smiling and giving her the finger too. This ho doesn't deserve to be at Cannes, if not for Mark Ronson she'd be NOBODY!!!
Your face!
Sweet mercy! I see her vulva!
Submitted by WTF on May 17, 2008 - 8:44pm.
I hate this skank.
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Concise. I like it.
*edited for frickin' typos*
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But then again, what do I know?
She looks like Tori Spelling or Bijou Phillips circa 1994.
I hate this skank.
But you know what? She looks pretty cute as a blonde!
A trashy blonde, but that is cool.*************************************************************************
...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
Submitted by Sayonara on May 17, 2008 - 8:14pm.
I always keep extra tissue and a paper towel or two folded in my pockets for these special occasions.
Sayonara, that's an excellent idea!
Submitted by . on May 17, 2008 - 7:39pm.
Just a friendly sanitation reminder: Wipe down your seat before EVER sitting on a public chair or public seating (i.e. restaurant booths) ANYWHERE.
Also, after washing your hands in a public bathroom facility be sure to use a paper towel to grab the door handle when exiting and drop said paper towel during exit. After all, YOU might be good about washing your hands but not everyone else is and that handle is probably full of nasty ass germs.
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I always keep extra tissue and a paper towel or two folded in my pockets for these special occasions.
toot toot...hey...beep beep!
Just a friendly sanitation reminder: Wipe down your seat before EVER sitting on a public chair or public seating (i.e. restaurant booths) ANYWHERE.
Also, after washing your hands in a public bathroom facility be sure to use a paper towel to grab the door handle when exiting and drop said paper towel during exit. After all, YOU might be good about washing your hands but not everyone else is and that handle is probably full of nasty ass germs.
Dinner anyone?
Tee hee. I just asked Mr. Hekki if he wanted to see Lily Allen's chocha. He did! He actually got up off the sofa to see it!
I don't think he was impressed, though.
Jesus H. Christ, what a cheesy skank. I'm glad to see the US no longer has a monopoly on underwear-free hobags anymore. What IS IT with young women today? Is wearing at least a thong such a horrible thing? Jesus, what do they do when they get their periods? Bleah - the mind reels. And where are their damn mothers? Oh, I know -- barhopping and doing crank all night like their daughters.
Thank god you put a black bar over her chocha MK. That's one nether region I never want to see.
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Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin world go round. ~Queen
I guess Clay Gayken bought up ALL the black thongs everywhere, which is why Lily went pantyless.
@WhoCares,
You call that a beer belly? She's an amateur.
Now, Pudge, he's got a beer belly. Calls it his "uncle"
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 17, 2008 - 6:31pm.
Do you have to get invited...cuz I was thinking about just showing up next year.
La Côte d'Azur is so lovely this time of year.
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That sounds like a marvelous idea dahhhling.
toot toot...hey...beep beep!
What a classless ugly fat pig. I mean she was just seen showing her BIG FAT UGLY TRUCK DRIVER BEER BELLY on the beach. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Submitted by Mr. President on May 17, 2008 - 3:48pm.
HAHAHA, did ya see what just happened there? One big comedy gold circle.
Life is good.
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 17, 2008 - 6:43pm.
Ya ever meet people like that? They can't hide the crazy.
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Speaking of Taylor Swift Fan.
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Yeah!!! I like using the word dude. It saves me from actually having to think.
Submitted by Mr. President on May 17, 2008 - 3:40pm.
You mean it was until Phoebe Price slithered in.
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LOL. Maybe it's the Prozac but she just doesn't bother me. I will bet, however, that as soon as you meet her and chat for 5 minutes you know she is delusional weirdo.
Ya ever meet people like that? They can't hide the crazy.
Me, I hide mine. BTW, how my doin' with that?
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 17, 2008 - 6:31pm.
La Côte d'Azur is so lovely this time of year.
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You mean it was until Phoebe Price slithered in.
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Yeah!!! I like using the word dude. It saves me from actually having to think.
Something in my Kool Aid must be hinky but I don't mind her so much as a blond.
She lost a baby and a bf, reinvention while not always with the best sense or delivery, it seems to be a by product of something traumatic happening.
*sniffs Kool Aid*...hmmmm.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
I hate that blonde shit on her head...and nice to go pantyless around your Dad Lily- reeeaaaaal klaaaaassssy.
Someone should give her Britney's number.
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“Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me...."
-Alanis Morisette "Uninvited"
Do you have to get invited...cuz I was thinking about just showing up next year.
La Côte d'Azur is so lovely this time of year.
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."
....and she used to be such a nice girl!
I know that she is a singer, but... I still wonder how these nobodys with a record get invited to the Cannes Film Festival.
toot toot...hey...beep beep!