Phoebe Price Continues Her Reign As The Queen Of Cannes
Phoebe Price is taking Cannes by storm or is it Cannes is taking PP by storm? I'll get back to you on that one. PP once again provided some much needed glamour to the red carpet by attending the "Vicky Cristina Barcelona" premiere. PP does not play Vicky, Cristina or Barcelona. Shit, she's not even an extra in the movie. That doesn't matter! I'm sure Woody Allen himself asked PP to bless his premiere with her chicken cutlets.
Don't ask me what the hell she's wearing. I'm sure it's from a designer whose name I can't even pronounce. Actually, it's probably from Sally Kirkland's garage sale. That doesn't matter! PP is stunning as usual. You know she thinks she looks like Lucy Westenra from "Dracula."
Those Cannes bitches better give PP some sort of prize at the end of this. I'm thinking "Hottest Babe at Cannes!"
The premiere was also attended by Star Jones and her arm vagina, Woody and his mute bride (does Soon-Yi even talk?) and Penny Cruz.
Evidence below of me being chased by a big-boned overweight peasant. It even follows me to the Shauna Sand post. PP looks like Liberace in this main pic.
I dont have a clue what this bitch does, so did a quick google and ..............
Female
29 years old
LOS ANGELES, Alabama
United States
TWENTYNINE?????
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So what if I sexualize things? I'll sexualize you in a minute!
Submitted by SkyBitch on May 18, 2008 - 1:08pm.
You still didn't answer the question. What did YOU do last night that was so special?
*crickets chirping* Well, said person *ahem* did manage to take the time to read through enough drivel EVENTUALLY to try and lambaste someone here for being a late night poster. Obviously things are looking up in said persons life so much that said person is more than happy to spend time trying to eff with people here rather than snark on subject at hand.
As to subject at hand? Lotus meets zebra meets carrot top. Beautifulllllllll.
BEIGE BABY!!!! MUAH!!
Really, last night we went to see this
Circus Contraption
Site wonky? Not sure, but hey, lay off my dlisted friends, 'K? We don't need the aggravation around here. We come in peace.
Besdies, I got people in Jersey...if you catch my drift, beautiful.
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."
***Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 18, 2008 - 12:06pm.
Said Bitch can read said posts from another day on said site, jerkstain
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You still didn't answer the question. What did YOU do last night that was so special?
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Go home and get your fucking shine box.
Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 18, 2008 - 1:06pm.
Said Bitch can read said posts from another day on said site, jerkstain
Hey now, Beige. I never called you a bitch. I said, "said person" not, "Said bitch."
Lighten up, silly girl.
Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 18, 2008 - 1:03pm.
I see your avatar. Blonde. Sunglasses. Red shirt. Dark slacks. That right?
Said Bitch can read said posts from another day on said site, jerkstain
Main pic:
I could swear PP flung open her casket, jumped out and spread her bat wings for this pic. I'm waiting for her to open her mouth and display her vampire teeth.
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Can't change my avie, Kravitz. Is this site still all wonky?
Submitted by SkyBitch on May 18, 2008 - 1:00pm.
***Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 18, 2008 - 11:49am.
Who was home doing nothing last night but posting on here? Now that's how you spend a Saturday night!
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Just curious, but what did YOU do last night?
Skybitch, EXACTLY! How would said person KNOW that unless said person was doing the same thing. LOL!
***Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 18, 2008 - 11:49am.
Who was home doing nothing last night but posting on here? Now that's how you spend a Saturday night!
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Just curious, but what did YOU do last night?
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Go home and get your fucking shine box.
Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 18, 2008 - 12:49pm.
Who was home doing nothing last night but posting on here? Now that's how you spend a Saturday night!
BeigeBaby, that could have been me for all I know. I have a splitting hangover. Are you picking on anyone in particular or just adding a dash of paranoia into the mix? From 9pm to midnight I don't remember shit.
Call me crazy but don't call me late for dinner.
Kravitz, see if you can come into LaGuardia instead. Then we'll head downtown & we WILL do SOMETHING on a Saturday night
Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 18, 2008 - 9:49am.
Who was home doing nothing last night but posting on here? Now that's how you spend a Saturday night!
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Pudge and I went out for dinner and show, but,
HELLO?!?!?! if you are posting here you are not "doing nothing."
I'm getting on the next flight to JFK and I am gonna bitch slap you girl!
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."
Who was home doing nothing last night but posting on here? Now that's how you spend a Saturday night!
She looks beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site. Is she single now?
Submitted by Candy Lynn on May 17, 2008 - 11:32pm.
I doubt if even Perez Hilton can single-handedly create a Star out of nowhere, like MK did to PP.
He sure does keep trying. Funny how he still claims to get "9 million visitors" (more like MAYBE nine million HITS) a day, yet his comments have gone down from an average of 300-400 a post, to less than DListed. Hmm. He also has some kind of deal with Warner Bros. records to try and promote shit but so far no one is having it, and shit becomes a joke the second Perez tries to promote it. His fifteen are up.
I would say MK is more deserving of deals like that but no one here wants him to sell out by promoting shit other than PP (and maybe Frapps?). If I were a rich ass bitch I'd pay MK a salary for all the laughs he gives me from DL. Or take him out to an elegant Red Lobster or Cracker Barrel dinner at the very least.
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
Looks like Phoebe brought along her own photographer again.
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The only thing that helps pass the time away
Is knowing I'll be back at Echo Beach some day
I like how the people begind her either aren't paying any attention to her or look like they're thinking "who the f is this? Did she bring some crackers to go with that cottage cheese?"
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Phoebe looks like some villain in a Batman movie.
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woody Allen is a douche and his woman is fug.
PP looks good by comparison.
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Where in Hell does PP get her clothes?? She looks like a nightmare from the 70's. Didn't one of the Stepford Hags wear that shit to go grocery shopping??
"The Closet That Time Forgot"!
I love love LOVE that none of the photographers behind her are taking her picture :D
God, PP and Star Jones at Cannes? I thought that place was a respectable joint where people like Catherine Deneuve and Liv Ullmann would attend.
Guess not any more.
Ugh, first post I see here, first thing in the morning - this no-talent famous for what? woman - what a turn-off.
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"Ahhhhh....youth is wasted on the wrong people!"
PP posts always make me smile. I love the comments she has on her facebook, probably all from people on dlisted.
Well I think PP looks really good here- I truly do.
Cant say the same about the rest- other than P Cruz of course.
hmmm...I believe if you super impose black hair over her red hair, why, she might look like Elvira....
star jones thinks she is too good to wear spanks???
even thin, fit gals wear a foundation garment to keep everything sucked in when wearing a form fitting, formal gown!
try again, miss jones!
Star Jones is truly disgusting. true story.
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Dearest PP,
If you had put forth all of this effort as a business entrepreneur, banker, realtor (you get the picture), you would probably be a very wealthy woman by now. We admire your determination, but it just ain't happening. You are coming across as overly desparate. Continue to pursue your dreams, of course, but stop making an ass out of yourself. You deserve better. Find another primary niche.
PP is so beautiful.
(Actually I am half-serious here -- she looks really pretty in... whatever this is she is wearing. It's just the desperation and delusion that is unattractive.)
Phoebe said in an interview that in order to get press coverage on the red carpet, it's good to "wear color, show a bit of leg, show the boobs sometimes." And then she wears THIS? Come on Phoebe, you can do better. In my opinion, she shouldn't be wearing anything else but Phoebe's Phantasy, her new perfume.
MY GOD GET THIS REDHEAD FRECKLED DISASTER OFF MY SCREEN.
Submitted by Candy Lynn on May 17, 2008 - 11:32pm.
I doubt if even PIGEZ Hilton can single-handedly create a Star out of nowhere, like MK did to PP.
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Corrected and agreed 100%, Pigez couldn't even make a z-list star of himself when he had his 15 seconds of pity-fame on TV.
what has woody done to soon yi? she is still fairly young yet she looks... well closer to his age than she should.
phoebe is having fun and working that silly dress. there are a lot of celebrities who have suddenly decided they are fashion designers so maybe phoebe was brought there to wear this dress. because seriously. I cannot believe she bought it on purpose. I know she was wearing uggs on the beach but there are other people who do things like that. who knows maybe soon yi designed it. hehe
star jones. one word: sleeves.
penelope cruz looks nice in her elegant dress. of course she is the one the photographers all wanted but I am a bit surprised there wasn't more to interest them. I guess woody allen doesn't attract that many glamourous folks.
Phoebe Price's # 1 Fan
MK made Phoebe Price.
Phoebe Price did a lot of press for Dlisted. Most of her interviews, she mentions Dlisted. Thats good publicity.
Perfect Union.
I doubt if even Perez Hilton can single-handedly create a Star out of nowhere, like MK did to PP.
This is what he left us with on a Saturday night!!! I hope MK doesn't get lucky tonight.....no, I hope he meets Mr. Hottie, they go back to his place, and just as things heat up; MK gets a case of gas and diarrhea.
The close-up of Star's wrinkly, saggy armpit remind me of the upskirt of Beyonce I saw once, when she wasn't wearing panties. If Star had been wearing fishnets sleeves, I would have sworn it was the wrong picture.
Notice in the background that no one is taking pictures of PP, they're all standing around like WTF, waiting for her to move out of the way...but don't tell her that, they say you shouldn't wake up sleepwalkers. Her mother (or MK) probably took that pic.
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(staring at PP)papz 1: "who is this witch?"
papz 2: "I dunno; wait, security will get rid of her"
(staring at PP)woody: "who is that woman?"
Soon-Yi: "I dunnou, let's go"
Woody: (thinking)*she would be great in my next movie*
i wonder how much woody allen's stepdaughter/wife enjoys herself when she's wiping woody's old man ass...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
I loves Phoebe's dress, but the hair, omg. Stick this bitch in your backyard garden and she'll attract hummingbirds for you.
Alert Alert!
james haven has been spotted in the britney and mel spread!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
PP looks great.
Happy Indepandance Day Norway! How many yrs? I will be in San Antonio instead of Houston(3 hours), but Nitty is there and I will help you with whatever info I can...
End of Month??? I am currently in Jacksonville FL trying to get my home packed up and not getting very far. Hope you are doing betterthan me LOL
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Bob: Ever hear of Tourette's syndrome? Involuntarily shouting out profanities?
Leo: It's exceptionally rare.
Bob: Shit-eating son-of-a-bitch. Bastard, douch-bag, twat, numb-nuts, dickhead!
IG, nite! (I would have said so before but I figured you had already face-planted.) Drinking a lot of water before bed is one strategy, but you could also try maybe two-three shots of brandy.
Deb, by the end of this month. Yikes!!
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But then again, what do I know?
PP looks like an escapee from a traveling Cirque de Solie troupe.... without the talent.
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There's a lot of pretty, pretty ones
That want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low and blow your mind
We're all stars now in the dope show