Peeing In The Water

her piss is getting the fish drunk. she's too portly to be wearing a bikini.

who let this b*tch in my country??!!
lol sheesh

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im pissed that someone like her, who has no legitimate job, can go to places like costa rica whenever she wants while the rest of us are stuck in one fucking place with school or work.

unfuckingfair.

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YesIOwn:

that is exactly why I refer to her as "Brit Van Winkle".

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“Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me...."
-Alanis Morisette "Uninvited"

"Besides, everyone expects her to look exactly the same as she did when she was 16 or something even though she had kids, is older and has been through hell. I think she looks just fine."

Well you may want to pass along this info to britney along with a suggestion to buy a larger size clothing since she's delusional and thinks she's still the same size she was at age 16

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Keep your friends close, your ganja closer.

The Trazadone, for me, and please remember every med works differntly in differnt people, was a dream come true. For about a year. I lost weight, felt great, and was sleeping good. But, like all meds do, it bit me in the ass. It stopped working. I built up a tolerance, and finally had to give them up. Now, I'm not sleeping again. Cronic insomnia. But, like I said, with me, I lost a ton of weight. And, my oldest son took it as well(dr. prescribed)and lost 45 lbs. But, he was big, and the weight loss helped him out. But, that's what he got working after school and weekends at Taco Bell. He took it for about 2 months, but still kept losing the weight.he finally leveled out at 170lbs. So, we put him on Remron to help him sleep. That works, but no weight loss.
And I have gainded back about 20lbs, so I'm still smaller than when I started everything, but not small-small.

Living well is the best revenge.......

Submitted by Ma Nom on May 18, 2008 - 5:43pm.
kaiserin! let's NOT wish the plane crashes...there are other people on board not just her! maybe you can wish a tree falls on her or something....
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Ahh, the age old philosophical question: If a tree falls on Britney, does anyone hear it?

Kaiserin the original hellraiser is back how are you?

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis

kaiserin! let's NOT wish the plane crashes...there are other people on board not just her! maybe you can wish a tree falls on her or something....

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LOVE ANGELINA

where did her belly go?

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis

I was on Trazadone...it's also a mild anti depressant and definitely did not cause weight loss for me, weight gain if anything. Plus when it starts working it gives you a creepy "paralyzed" feeling. Which is why I went off of it.

Submitted by Aubrey04 on May 18, 2008 - 5:06pm.

I remember when Kendra on "The Girls Next Door" said that it's real easy to lose weight --- just sleep all the time and you won't be eating.

She's a fucking GENIUS!

Aubrey04, that made me cry tears of hilarity.

I don't want a drug to make me do what I should do naturally. If you're hungry you've already gone past the point of no return. If you force yourself to eat healthy snacks you'll NEVER feel hungry and you won't binge. Just MHO.

Submitted by Monalicious on May 18, 2008 - 2:58pm.

She needs Trazadone!!!!!!!!! It's a sleeping pill given by the Dr., and when I took it, I lost 80lb!!!!
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Say what?? I have TRAZADONE in my medicine cabinet but never use it. I used it to sleep but switched over to Lunesta --- which sucked, then to Xanax -- which rocks my socks.

I've never heard Trazadone had a side effect of weight loss?? Maybe I should start using them again -- my ass could stand to lose 10 lbs, too!

I remember when Kendra on "The Girls Next Door" said that it's real easy to lose weight --- just sleep all the time and you won't be eating.

She's a fucking GENIUS!

She needs Trazadone!!!!!!!!! It's a sleeping pill given by the Dr., and when I took it, I lost 80lb!!!! One of the side effects is loss of appitite! And, it has a very mild anti-depressent that keeps you feeling good but not manic. It was a wonder drug for me, and I took it for over a year. I miss them, But, like a lot of meds, after a while, it stops working for you, and you gotta find something else. I'm too scared to try anything else for fear of weight gains and wonky side effects.

Living well is the best revenge.......

Kaiserin, yes unfortunately that is me, hahaha! It's an uber-cheesy picture from an uber-cheesy photoshoot I had a while back, trying to be all rock-n-roll slut. It was more slut than rock-and-roll I'm afaid!

PSL, are you kidding? He'd watch AND tape it!

Aphid, wouldn't the bf mind?
Or would he just want to watch, like most men? hehehehe

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“Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me...."
-Alanis Morisette "Uninvited"

Aphid....that is you in your avvie? If it is, you are pretty :)

Wow, she actually looks OK in these pics! However, the last thing she needs is to be fucking around with another guy. Why can't this dumb cunt just stop for five fucking seconds? Why does she constantly need to be messing with tons of guys? Why can't she just be by herself and concentrate on getting her shit together?

I'm surprised her dad isn't keeping these guys away from her...but it says he IS a TV exec, so that's probably why he doesn't care. This guy can possibly get this no-talent whore back on more TV shows, so who cares if it's unhealthy for Shitstain? There's money to be made!

Honestly though, I just hope she kills herself, or the plane crashes on the way home, because there is no way in hell that she will ever get better from this (make-believe) "mental illness". It's just for the best. She must be removed from society, and never be allowed to breed any more retarded, ugly, future prison inmate children. She is NOT mentally ill, she's just a spoiled, selfish, self-absorbed egomaniac that has never heard the word "NO". And she likes being this way, and is too pigheaded, trashy, and stupid to realize that she needs to change. So the best thing would be for her to die in some accident. It's the only thing that could maybe restore her reputation and have her be thought of in a slightly positive manner. And it would also spare the world from having to see her in all her grotesque, sloppy, crotch-flashing, retarded glory. So let us all pray that the plane crashes, and this scumbag whore is removed from the earth.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 18, 2008 - 3:35pm.

Agreed.
Plus, she's suitable for motorboating.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 18, 2008 - 11:35am.
Aphid, I think you look fabulous, just the way you are. You are beyond cute, and absolutely hilarious!
just my 2 cents......mwah!

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Okay you can get in my pants now. hahaha!
Thank you honey that is sweet

Aphid, I think you look fabulous, just the way you are. You are beyond cute, and absolutely hilarious!
just my 2 cents......mwah!

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“Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me...."
-Alanis Morisette "Uninvited"

Damn, now all the fish gonna smell funny.

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 18, 2008 - 10:37am.
Submitted by Aphid on May 18, 2008 - 11:33am.

I agree, I've seen way worse in a bikini. In the mirror, for example....
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I HEAR THAT, SISTAH!!!!!!!
I am doing weight watchers now. But no matter how much weight I lose, I got them big thighs.

However, no big thighs=no speed skating.
Anyone want to live in a world without speed skating? I didn't think so.

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LOL! I've got the gut situation going on. I've been walking hills and getting a rounder butt. Lose the gut and keep the butt, is my plan.

she also doesn't look as bloated as she did the other day .. and in these photos she doesn't look half bad .. just a little thick ....

what she does NOT need is to hook up with another man right now .... ugh ... learn to be by yourself girl .. it's not a bad thing ...

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 18, 2008 - 12:37pm.

However, no big thighs=no speed skating.
Anyone want to live in a world without speed skating? I didn't think so.

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lol .. i'm built just like that too ... i have those muscular thighs too ... never the long slim legs but short stocky legs with big thighs ... like a hockey player or Apollo Ono ....

I've seen much worse at the beach. Oh the horror of 300 pound women in onesies.

She looks only slightly pudgy in the bikini, not that I look much better in one either...I'm just saying...

Your face!

Submitted by Aphid on May 18, 2008 - 11:33am.

I agree, I've seen way worse in a bikini. In the mirror, for example....
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I HEAR THAT, SISTAH!!!!!!!
I am doing weight watchers now. But no matter how much weight I lose, I got them big thighs.

However, no big thighs=no speed skating.
Anyone want to live in a world without speed skating? I didn't think so.

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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 18, 2008 - 8:43am.
I am not a fan, in fact, I think she should go away and never come back, however, I think her chunky figure is CUTE. No saddle bags.

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I agree, I've seen way worse in a bikini. In the mirror, for example....

I'd totally hit that.

What you didn't see was her pulling the bottoms to one side and....never mind....

She looks great! She's what, maybe 10 pounds overweight. Big deal. She can lose that in a month. She looks healthy and in shape. Nice to see her looking normal these days. She's no supermodel, but so what. Besides, everyone expects her to look exactly the same as she did when she was 16 or something even though she had kids, is older and has been through hell. I think she looks just fine.

(Who just wrote that?????)

It's too bad Shitney wasn't born a man because with that body she could have had a fantastic career in the NFL.

Lord. Do I have to commend Kim KardASShian right now? At least that whore knows to use a cover up on her lower half .. EVERY time she is in a bikini! She knows she has a fat ass with cellulite and covers it!

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY did Britney make me applaud Kim KardASShian?

What happened to her "up at the gym just working on" her "fitness"? She was there like EVERYDAY. WTF was she doing there? Sitting at the smoothie stand and sucking them down?

Submitted by Sensimina on May 18, 2008 - 12:33pm.

Ice water with lemon is great (and lemon is a great Antioxidant immune booster). You can add a little splenda to sweeten it up as well (Splenda won't raise your blood sugar like other sweeteners). Did you know nutrasweet can raise your blood sugar levels? Diabetics can't use it because of that very fact. You'd think that something with no calories couldn't do that! Crazy huh?

Acidophilus (found in yogurt and some sour cream brands) is really good for you too and helps your digestive system.

I agree with you about not sticking to any one written 'law' or plan and making your own. Usually if you listen to your body it will steer you right (unless you're PMS-ing). lol

My apologies for being completely off-topic.

You may now resume your regularily scheduled snarktivities.

Submitted by Sensimina on May 18, 2008 - 7:30am.
Leighton Meester or whatever has WAAAAAY worse cankles than Brit and she is skinny as hell. There is no distinguising curve from her calves to her ankles...at ALL. Ah seen it in the In Touch magahzeen!

Yeah it's a crummy problem to have, people can be anorexic and still have form of cankles (at least in proportion to their body). It's also odd seeing really fat chicks with tiny ankles. Cankles, another curse on women, just like cellulite--not all the deserving have it and some non-deserving are plagued by it.

~*Head Bitch*~

I am not a fan, in fact, I think she should go away and never come back, however, I think her chunky figure is CUTE. No saddle bags.

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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."

Tina Fey already explained how eating Latin Cheetos prevents pregnancy, so that can't be it. She needs to drink a lot - A LOT - of plain old water and drop the water weight. She's retaining because all the bitch drinks is coffee and soda.

Thanks so much! If this pill detox works (it comes with a booklet of food you should eat, but i'm not gonna follow it) I will tell you the brandname. Damn, not drinking carbonation will SUCK because I love seltzer water, but I can deal with it. I'm going to drink ice water with lemon and do the fruit, veg fast. We'll see if it works!

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Submitted by Sensimina on May 18, 2008 - 12:17pm.

Sensimina, I feel for you! Low carb can be extremely drastic (especially if you have blood sugar issues). If you're just trying to lose water weight eat a LOT of raw, well washed celery with NO salt. It really flushes out your system. Don't drink any carbonated drinks either. Coffee will make you piss like crazy but it will also jack you up so you might want to lay off any caffeinated drinks as well. If you try something and it works for you I'd love to hear about your success. I wouldn't mind shedding a few bloat pounds myself.

I wish you all the best.

I've tried low carb and I couldn't even survive - it made me so sick to eat all that kind of stuff (i'm not a big meat eater) and to this day I can barely eat eggs.
I really need to lose water weight is the thing. I still have about 5 pounds to lose from an anti depressant and no matter how much I excersize the bloat and the last five won't go away.
My plan is grin and bear the detox pills, to just eat fruits, vegetables, and a few sushi rolls every day and pray to god for my bumhole.

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Submitted by Sensimina on May 18, 2008 - 11:24am.

Speaking of bikini bodies, I am doing this 7 day pill detox and not eating much :(. I hope this shit works, and I hope "7 Day Detox" is not code for "7 Days of Laxatives". I've never done a detox before.

Sensimina, I hate to break it to you but starvation diets and/or fasts don't work. They actually LOWER your metabolism and put your body in starvation mode which will zap your energy and make you feel like hell. Sure, you may lose a few ounces of water weight but as soon as you start eating again the pounds will pile back up on you like gangbusters. Try going low carb. THAT is one diet that really does work and you can eat all the bacon and cheese you want as long as you don't eat bread, potatoes etc. There are some great low carb recipes you can google on the internet. Don't forget eggs too.

If you want to do a healthy fast you could opt for sticking to raw fruits and vegetables (especially raw tomatoes, they really boost your immune system). Raw celerly is great too.

Britney may look on the chunky side but she doesn't have a ton of cellulite so at least it's fit chunk.

the body is really not so bad, but the butch neck is a shame! How can you de-butch a neck? She is a VERY thick girl, a la Kelly Clarkson.

And she is really in no way fat....
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I have that same "watch" that she has, but in Green. It is a Polar Heart Rate Monitor that you wear a chest strap with when you go to the gym or work out, but it can be worn as a watch, too.

And they do make more conservative bikinis. I'd bet that some of those who "shouldn't wear bikinis" know it, they just are willing to sacrifice your comfort for a tanned belly.

Actually Mike said "95%" of women shouldn't wear a bikini. That's what made it sound douchey.

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Another tacky Ed Hardy bikini that's about 3 sizes to small for this worthless swamp whore. If this is the body you get from working out at Bally's I believe I'll pass. She's ruined any reputation they had for getting people in shape.
LMAO at MK and the "wave of cheeto piss"

Submitted by The C word on May 18, 2008 - 10:39am.

May I suggest a nice one piece? Or perhaps a tank and shorts combo?

Careful, The C word - I got chewed out royally yesterday for saying she didn't have abody suitable for a bikini. :)

DAMN! There's no turning back now. Gross!!!! I am scared.

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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT

So that's how the ocean got it's smell.

Submitted by Sensimina on May 18, 2008 - 10:24am.

Expect your poop hole to be achy sore.

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