The Back To The Future Ride Is Gone?!
What rock have I been living under? Don't answer that. I had no idea they ripped out the "Back to the Future Ride" at Universal Studios Hollywood and replaced it with "The Simpsons" ride. The audacity! Oh well, I'm already over it. You won't find me waiting 3 hours for "The Simpsons" ride anytime soon.
Larry Birkhead and little Dannielynn attended the premiere of the ride yesterday. I'm sure Entertainment Tonight and The Insider will show fifty hours of footage with Larry and Danni from this event. You know, because they just happened to be there.
Danni is pretty fucking adorable. I want one of those. Wait, they have a tendency to poop and pee on you, right? Eff that. I'll fulfill my maternal instincts by nursing a gin martini.
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What a cutie! He needs to quit pimpin' her though & let her see her grandma Virgie!
LB do the right thing! Oh, and come out of the closet already!! It's 2008!!
What a little Angel she is!!! She is always dressed so cute unlike that Brat Suri with a bottle sticking out of her mouth all the time. Tommy Girl and Katie dress Suri so dorky where Dannielynn is always dressed so darling!!! She's looking more like her Mama everyday. I thought she was going to have an operation for her little crossed eye? It still looks like it's crossed but what a little darling she is. Keep up the good work Larry she seems to be a very happy little girl!!!
such a pretty little girl. poor anna. I hope larry takes good care of dannilynn. even if he is gay and didn't have much of a relationship with anna he seems to have nice things to say about her and his baby will need to hear them.
and it is a sad testament to celebrities' child rearing abilities that just properly dressing a child (clothes including shoes), combing her hair and feeding her in an age appropriate manner while managing to maintain custody is relatively impressive. I mean seriously there are high school dropouts who work retail who do a far better job with less money, education and help. put them in magazines.
cashier on aisle three feeds and washes her baby every day!
"after her bath I put her in a onesie and wrap her in a blanket so she will stay warm," explains cashier.
"wait a second," says celeb. "do you towel her off after the bath?"
"duh!" says cashier.
"does duh mean yes?" asks celeb.
"maybe you should go ahead and keep those nannies," advises cashier. "please?"
Whooooooooa, she looks just like her mother! I always personally thought ANS was gorgeous and if little Dannie grows up with proper care and guidance, she will be a bombshell!
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Don't let anyone talk you out of your panty pudding" - Khia::
That little girl is Shiloh adorable! But daddy Birkhead looks like the kid from the movie "Mask" the one starring the ever so fabulous, Cher!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
She really is an adorable little creature. Much better than Katie Price's little Princess. I never say anything bad about children, but she looks like a little old man. Scares me everytime I see her.
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Submitted by paradoxical bunny on May 18, 2008 - 12:08pm.
I had that kind of surgery at around her age and there were times where my eye would go cross.
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"Paris Hilton is like a bowling ball: she's picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter." - von3248 (1/12/08)
Relax everyone.
Dannielynn will be just fine.
At least until the third grade.
After that, I'm not so sure that "daddy" will be able to help her with her homework.
BUT, he does have good fashion sense.
Larry was actually my first ever "star" sighting, in West Palm
Beach for Spring Break. Couldn't see dannilyn cuz she was
wrapped in a towel. he is remodeling a house in louisville so
maybe he will settle down there. I have to admit that if ET asked
me to come to the new simpson's ride and they would pay me--
hell yea i'd go--big pimpin or not.
He looks like he's so uncomfortable with her. Something just seems off, or is it just me?
She's so cute though.
Wada-tah!
Submitted by jussayin on May 18, 2008 - 2:02pm.
and yet I have to give him props for taking care of the child....
unlike Leah's kid, the child appears to be off the bottle already or close to it
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Yes indeed. Larry tried to breast feed... but it didn't work.
Who invited Birkhead anyways? And why? His fifteen mins were up fifteen minutes ago...the next potential five mins are depending if Dannielynn goes ape-shit bonzo a la Britney or ends up being a drugged out slut a la Hohan. Then, ol' Larry can opt to be an 'Orange Oprah' type and get himself a reality show, or be like Wino's mom and air dirty laundry to the newspapers.
Keep reaching for the stars Larry!
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful
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I agree with jussayin.
I can't feel anything but pity for Anna Nicole Smith, and Danielle(?). It is possible that her son's death was accidental-Drs. prescribe the wrong medication (or combinations of Rxs)far more often than one might think, and the results range from uncomformtable to fatal. ANS was more more likely than not murdererd, or allowed to die. Didn't she have a raging case of septicaemia before her overdose? That alone could have killed her, and stress really damages the immune system, whether one takes drugs or not.
Her daughter has a father who loves her, no matter how stupid or unscrupulous he may seem. Her grandmother is one scary old bitch.
OMG!!!!! DanniLyn is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO adorable!!!!! She is THE cutest celeb-baby of all time!!!!!!!!!
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Of course she's a little slow: Anna and Larry are her parents. Unless her dad uses her mom's whore-bitten money to endow a chair at some small college, she's probably not going.
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He's a pimp and she...well, she looks like she might be a little slow.
I hope she's OK.
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."
aww she looks just like ANS ... what a cutie.
RIP Anna Nicole ...
I don't understand why parents bring very young kids, like this kid and younger, to amusement parks. Last time I went to Disneyland, I saw infants everywhere. Why would you put a little kid through that? It's not like they're gonna remember!
Ooooohhhh, she is so cute! She's starting to look just like her mommy. Sad.
and yet I have to give him props for taking care of the child....
unlike Leah's kid, the child appears to be off the bottle already or close to it
unlike Kate and Tom's kid, she's wearing shoes
unlike Angelina's kid, her hair is combed, even with the God awful bow style.
unlike Britney's kids, he actually gets to keep custody and no one has anything bad to actually say about him...
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Oh and I heard that he is pimping out a new reality TV show to center around their everyday life. He is like Denise Richards but people still fawn over Larry because they think Howard K. Stern is such a pig and Larry is such a GREAT dad.
Oh another thing that annoyed me --- one of the last times I watched ET, they had Larry on complaining about the paparazzi taking pictures and the gossip in magazines, well that douche bag used to be a paparazzi/photographer... He reminds me of stupid Adnan complaining about people taking pix --- when he was just one of the mere mortals doing the picture taking right before he started boinking Britney.
And if Larry really wanted to be out of the public eye so bad, all he has to do is move back to hick country and fade into oblivion.
I really despise this piece of shit.
But Dannilynn is cute.
I hate this mother fucker. He is such an asshole. He said during that retarded hearing in Florida -- that if he found out Dannilynn was his kid, he would go back to Kentucky and raise her in a normal environment.
Yeah right, he moved into Anna Nicoles old house and has been pimping interviews with magazines, pictures to magazines and interviews to ET and "The Insider" ever since.
I refuse to watch Entertainment Tonight - they make me want to barf how far up Larry's ass they are.
That is one truly beautiful child. Wow.
"I used to be Snow White... but I drifted."
-Mae West
Submitted by Gry on May 18, 2008 - 1:31pm.
It's obvious that she absolutely loathes his douchebag touch. She's pulling away from him and/or cringing in every photo. The poor thing is probably already engaged in a battle of wills with her inner Britney.
Nah...it's called being a toddler. They want to do everything for themselves and they want to walk by themselves etc...and a place like that is NOT FOR THAT AGE, that's why I think he's their w/her for the publicity, she certainly isn't enjoying it
It's obvious that she absolutely loathes his douchebag touch. She's pulling away from him and/or cringing in every photo. The poor thing is probably already engaged in a battle of wills with her inner Britney.
Total photo op. My youngest is a month younger then Danni, and I wouldn't take that little monster anywhere near Univeral Studios or any kind of amusment park.
They did do surgery on her a few months ago, I guess it takes time for that eye to straighten out a bit
What a pretty child. I hate to say it, but she does look slow. Unfortunately, she will probably have some learning disabilities and health issues down the line. ANS was a complete drug abuser and there is no way that Dannielynn escaped without *some* damage.
wait an effin' minute! that baby has a STYLIST. There's no way Larry could think to put a matching bow in her hair in just that way.
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The eye surgery will happen by the end of the year I think. Trust me the entire media will let us know when it happens. That child is really beautiful. MY God.
She's cute.
What a beautiful little girl...spitting image of Anna Nicole. Too bad she won't see what a cute little thing she produced; hope Larry takes good care of that child.
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Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. -Oscar Wilde
Damn, she looks so speshul she should be dating JJ Federline.
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I am not so sure about her eyes having been fixed *already* (they still look pretty crossed to me??)... but my GOD that child is gorgeous. Gay or not, so is he. I know he is a media whore, but he never struck me as a bad guy other than that. He seems to be a very attentive father. He could be a LOT worse.
too cute and "speshul"
she got it from her momma....
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Submitted by NotsoAnonymous on May 18, 2008 - 11:31am.
Submitted by Anonymoussss on May 18, 2008 - 11:22am.
She's cute, and I don't want to be mean, but doesn't she look a little slow?
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PLEASE CLARIFY.
Are you talking about Dannielynn ... or Larry?
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Oh, that is sooooo mean. :)
Beautiful little girl. She's going to be a heartbreaker.
Misty ~ Really?? I did not knoweth that. Thanks:)
Submitted by Anonymoussss on May 18, 2008 - 11:22am.
She's cute, and I don't want to be mean, but doesn't she look a little slow?
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PLEASE CLARIFY.
Are you talking about Dannielynn ... or Larry?
If he is gay, hopefully he will find a man and raise her with respect.
Cute dad and adorable babe. I saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last month. What kind of relationship is he looking for on that site?
She's cute, and I don't want to be mean, but doesn't she look a little slow?
Submitted by Saltypretzel on May 18, 2008 - 10:39am.
She did get them fixed. I think about a month or two ago.
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"Paris Hilton is like a bowling ball: she's picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter." - von3248 (1/12/08)
Aw, MK would make such a sweet mama.
She is adorable and looks just like her mother. My best wishes go out to the both of them.
Wow, for a dad he sure does dress her cute all the time. Her little bow in the hair goes with her cute, trendy dress. She even has a little bracelet on! Larry B. MUST be gay!
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OMG Danni looks just like AnnaNicole. :)cutems. Larry looks exhausted. :D
She is adorable.
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I think animal testing is a terrible idea.. they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
you know how i know larry is gay? danni always has the best matching clothes ever!! did they fix her eye? can she walk? she looks JUST like her mama! cutie
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if you aint' sexing at least once a day, you might as well be a eunuch!!
She's a cutie.
Is the money still being held up because of litigation?
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I'm tired of this asinine bullshit.