The Back To The Future Ride Is Gone?!
What rock have I been living under? Don't answer that. I had no idea they ripped out the "Back to the Future Ride" at Universal Studios Hollywood and replaced it with "The Simpsons" ride. The audacity! Oh well, I'm already over it. You won't find me waiting 3 hours for "The Simpsons" ride anytime soon.
Larry Birkhead and little Dannielynn attended the premiere of the ride yesterday. I'm sure Entertainment Tonight and The Insider will show fifty hours of footage with Larry and Danni from this event. You know, because they just happened to be there.
Danni is pretty fucking adorable. I want one of those. Wait, they have a tendency to poop and pee on you, right? Eff that. I'll fulfill my maternal instincts by nursing a gin martini.