Two Skanks Skanking It Up Together
Kate Hudson split up from Owen Wilson a few weeks ago and she's already boinking another dude. Well, you can't keep the vagina vacant too long or it gets sour! According to People, Kate spent this weekend with Lance Armstrong in Austin, TX. The two had dinner on Friday and Saturday night. A witness said, "They looked like they were having fun." Having fun? That means she's having his baby.
A source told The Daily Mail that Kate is very happy with Lance, "Kate and Lance have been dating for a couple of weeks. She thought it was funny when people were writing recently that she was engaged to Owen because the reality was that they had split again and she was secretly seeing Lance. She and Lance are both physical, passionate people – she's never been happier."
Lance is close friends with Owen. Both of them also used to date Sheryl Crow. I'm telling you. All these Hollywood skanks date each other. Next week, Kate will be dating Sheryl Crow and Lance will be back with Jake Gyllenhaal. Those two are soulmates.
I hate both of these douchebags.
Lance is a bitch for screwing over his first wife.
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"He's on a mission to destroy me."
--Dina Lohan on Michael Lohan
If Lance only knew that a good chunk of Austin thinks he is a GIGANTIC arrogant douchebag.
Hornbags!
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Submitted by Aphid on May 19, 2008 - 12:59am.
fine and dandy like sweet candy, dahlin'!... love the new avie... you got the "come and get me, but you better know what you're gettin' yourself into" look goin' on!!
OT: K. Hudson isn't much of a looker in my opinion
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"And Mr. H will demonstrate
ten somersets he'll undertake on solid ground
Having been some days in preparation
a splendid time is guaranteed for all
And tonight Mr. Kite is topping the bill"
Hi E.S.E.! How have you been?
I wonder if they both used butter? (Another reference to the movie, sorry....)
Submitted by Aphid on May 19, 2008 - 12:54am.
Didn't Owen and Lance act together in "You, Me & Dupree?"
and now they have both "played" in Kate Hudson... *shrug*.. Hollywood
hi, Aphid!
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"And Mr. H will demonstrate
ten somersets he'll undertake on solid ground
Having been some days in preparation
a splendid time is guaranteed for all
And tonight Mr. Kite is topping the bill"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 18, 2008 - 9:44pm.
Well, Kate doesn't knock me over, anyway. Wasn't the kid drinking take-out coffee awhile ago? Aren't you supposed to be at least 10 for that?
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Ghost of a Texas Ladies' Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69BozyMnVSg
Didn't Owen and Lance act together in "You, Me & Dupree?"
Submitted by NitWitty on May 19, 2008 - 12:47am.
hi, and night, Nit!... whoo-hoo!!... no wedgie tonight!!(still pullin' the boxers out from the last one!)
OT: L. Armstrong... yep, a perfect example of fame corrupting.. he's become a joke
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"And Mr. H will demonstrate
ten somersets he'll undertake on solid ground
Having been some days in preparation
a splendid time is guaranteed for all
And tonight Mr. Kite is topping the bill"
Aw, I'm slow! G'night G.A. Sorry, was catching up on all the threads and not watchin the comments! Hello, Sheeps, D.A. and ESE..and goodnight..cuz I'm tired and have to be looking all sparkly for an appointment in less than eight hours! G'night and Blessings! Lance and Kate won't last, they'd constantly be fighting over the last laxative.
~~The world's largest sink hole~~
Believe it or not Sheeps, Ryder looks a lot like Kate, when she was a child. The nose she sports now, is not the one she was born with.....the hair must be throwing you off...
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“Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me...."
-Alanis Morisette "Uninvited"
Submitted by Sheeps on May 19, 2008 - 12:41am.
she'll... er, he'll be ok... he's got both their money
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"And Mr. H will demonstrate
ten somersets he'll undertake on solid ground
Having been some days in preparation
a splendid time is guaranteed for all
And tonight Mr. Kite is topping the bill"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 18, 2008 - 9:38pm.
Too bad Ryder seems to have dad's looks, mom's musical talent, and a dumb name, to boot.
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Ghost of a Texas Ladies' Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69BozyMnVSg
Submitted by Sheeps on May 19, 2008 - 12:34am.
alright... i'll throw some sand on it
OT: geezus, what the hell is the topic?... oh yeah, uumm.. yeah... i'm just glad "Yoko" Hudson split with C. Robinson... better music that way
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"And Mr. H will demonstrate
ten somersets he'll undertake on solid ground
Having been some days in preparation
a splendid time is guaranteed for all
And tonight Mr. Kite is topping the bill"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 18, 2008 - 9:30pm.
The ones where like 6 people pedal? Not into swinging. Just want my beach bike back.
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Ghost of a Texas Ladies' Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69BozyMnVSg
Submitted by Sheeps on May 19, 2008 - 12:26am.
that's it!.. i'm gettin' you one of those multi-rider bikes(can't remember what they're called) for your b-day... it'll be like a threesome... you'll forget your heartache!
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"And Mr. H will demonstrate
ten somersets he'll undertake on solid ground
Having been some days in preparation
a splendid time is guaranteed for all
And tonight Mr. Kite is topping the bill"
ESE: I need to feel the wind in my hair, man. I'm thinking unicycle, but that's awfully close to just jerking off.
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Ghost of a Texas Ladies' Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69BozyMnVSg
Submitted by Sheeps on May 19, 2008 - 12:21am.
be strong, Sheeps, you can move on... perhaps a stationary bike?
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"And Mr. H will demonstrate
ten somersets he'll undertake on solid ground
Having been some days in preparation
a splendid time is guaranteed for all
And tonight Mr. Kite is topping the bill"
Submitted by Green Acres on May 18, 2008 - 9:16pm.
*sobbing* Bad puns, too? *reaching for tire sealant*
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Ghost of a Texas Ladies' Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69BozyMnVSg
Submitted by Sheeps on May 18, 2008 - 11:09pm.
I am wheel-y sorry. It's obvious that you can't yet handle(bar) jokes about your loss. I am glad that you spoke (ha!) up for yourself.
[Edited for me to wave goodnight, xoxox]
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"Darling, I love you, but give me Park Avenue."
Submitted by Green Acres on May 19, 2008 - 12:16am.
HAHA!.. *rimshot*
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"And Mr. H will demonstrate
ten somersets he'll undertake on solid ground
Having been some days in preparation
a splendid time is guaranteed for all
And tonight Mr. Kite is topping the bill"
Lance is the antithesis of Paul.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHxDr0xdpU4
Submitted by Green Acres on May 18, 2008 - 9:07pm.
Go ahead: pour salt in the wound.
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Ghost of a Texas Ladies' Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69BozyMnVSg
If you think it's a Schwinn,
But it's Sears that you're in,
It's a Murray.
*curtsy*
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"Darling, I love you, but give me Park Avenue."
Submitted by Sheeps on May 18, 2008 - 11:59pm.
Kind of a touchy subject. *sniff* I was in a heavy two-year relationship with a Schwinn beach bike. Tuesday is the one-month anniversary of our breakup. *tears* I couldn't keep the tires properly inflated anymore. I tried! *shudder* I came home one day and the chain had been cut. The wicker basket had been ripped off and was lying by the steps.... *breaks down*
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LMAO!! Damn! With a pathetic story like that..you need your own telethon!! *wiping that one lone fake tear trickling down cheek a la Demi Moore*
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
There's only one thing Owen Wilson can do now: take the former Mrs. Lance Armstrong--and the kids if possible--on a very public vacay somewhere tropical. Be sure to bring some paps, too.
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Ghost of a Texas Ladies' Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69BozyMnVSg
Submitted by dead-actress on May 18, 2008 - 8:41pm.
Kind of a touchy subject. *sniff* I was in a heavy two-year relationship with a Schwinn beach bike. Tuesday is the one-month anniversary of our breakup. *tears* I couldn't keep the tires properly inflated anymore. I tried! *shudder* I came home one day and the chain had been cut. The wicker basket had been ripped off and was lying by the steps.... *breaks down*
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Ghost of a Texas Ladies' Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69BozyMnVSg
Submitted by Sheeps on May 18, 2008 - 11:36pm.
alright, that's it!... poking fun at friends who date their friend's bikes while riding exes in hopes of preventing Testicular cancer is off limits.... wait, i think i read that wrong
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"And Mr. H will demonstrate
ten somersets he'll undertake on solid ground
Having been some days in preparation
a splendid time is guaranteed for all
And tonight Mr. Kite is topping the bill"
Submitted by Sheeps on May 18, 2008 - 11:36pm.
What are we posed to weigh in on? Bikes? Friends who date their friends' exes? Testicular cancer and its prevention?
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What ever tickles your fancy, darling! You two would find humor in the least likely places. I'm thinking love for the bicycle (remember that one from months ago) or exes dating exes. Some sort of psycho drama. Hey, what do I know? I was kidding. Just trying to pump some blood back into this thread. lol
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Submitted by dead-actress on May 18, 2008 - 8:06pm.
What are we posed to weigh in on? Bikes? Friends who date their friends' exes? Testicular cancer and its prevention?
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Ghost of a Texas Ladies' Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69BozyMnVSg
Submitted by Green Acres on May 18, 2008 - 11:02pm.
Upon hearing the news, Owen Wilson took a baseball bat to his own bicycle.
But seriously. Lance is a total tool.
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LMAO! And he slit the tires! Hey, it's called transference. Hey, what do I know? lol
I'm waiting for Sheeps or TV to weigh in.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Upon hearing the news, Owen Wilson took a baseball bat to his own bicycle.
But seriously. Lance is a total tool.
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"Darling, I love you, but give me Park Avenue."
Between the two of them, they can fly an entire Country around the world, with those ears.
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
She is my favorite. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire and celebrity dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationshi she is looking for on that site?
http://www.intimatemingle.com
Why does someone discriminate black? I don't think love is just belongs to white. I'm a black and but my hubby is white. We met at --intimatemingle.com-- which tell us love is color blind. Our love proved this. I hope each one will not discriminate blacks.
I really wonder who all of these "sources" are. i bet its like a homeless person who lives in an alley
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Ella, Lance has been a douchebag for quite a while. He dumped his wife for Sheryl Crowe, and of course he dumped her as well. I've never believed his claims of not using performance-enhancing drugs -- an earlier poster referred to his dumping needles near his house. I don't doubt it. He's a major douchebag in every respect, and the fact he & McConaghey are friends just confirms it.
And as a first-class douchebag, why would he give the smallest shit about dating his friend's ex?!?
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"If I punched every bitch who called me fat, it would be dead bitches all up and down the highway."
I use to have so much respect for Lance because he's a cancer survivor and a bike champ.
After hanging out with Matthew McConaughey and Co., he's turned into a complete douchebag. What gives?
As for Kate, I never liked the bitch. I always knew she was a true skank inside ever since "Almost Famous".
"Well, you can't keep the vagina vacant too long or it gets sour!"
in this case, the occupied vagina is just as sour...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
what a talentless hag...she is happy...they have been dating a couple of weeks???? Wooooooow I gues it equates to at least 2 years in Hollywood. How can you be dating someone for 2 weeks and that makes you happy?????
Submitted by Madame Dufarge on May 18, 2008 - 4:04pm.
Submitted by Pers on May 18, 2008 - 1:17pm.
I don't care about Lance being an athlete and a cancer survivor. He's a tool.
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Amen. He's a fucking poon hound and I would NEVER wear one of his stupid fucking yellow bracelets.
I used to respect him for his determination and achievements but he's made himself a joke. He has 3 kids and acts like a horny freshman.
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Horny freshman or fisherman, either way he sucks. He strikes me as being a lecherous aging wannabe Lothario - reeking of poon ambition, entitlement, and ball sweat.
Ick. I hope they both give each other syphilis.
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful
People reported that at one of their dinners, Lance brought his kids along. Where the hell was Ryder? Getting a haircut? That would probably take a week or so. I can't imagine the ears on the kid these two could have. Did you save up some of that sperm, Lance?
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
Submitted by Madame Dufarge on May 18, 2008 - 3:04pm.
He has 3 kids and acts like a horny freshman.
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Totally read that as "horny fisherman".
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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.
What a random couple! Here I thought that it was bad living in a rural community and having little or no choice of dating someone that your friend at one time was hoopked up with. That it why I date out of my area.
Submitted by Pers on May 18, 2008 - 1:17pm.
I don't care about Lance being an athlete and a cancer survivor. He's a tool.
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Amen. He's a fucking poon hound and I would NEVER wear one of his stupid fucking yellow bracelets.
I used to respect him for his determination and achievements but he's made himself a joke. He has 3 kids and acts like a horny freshman.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 18, 2008 - 11:39am.
Aphid on May 18, 2008 - 2:35pm.
Okay I've just been informed that the bag I was referring to before that boxers use is called a "speed bag". Therefore my new name for Lance is "Speedbag Racer".
- Speedbag Racing, sponsored by Mr. Peanut.
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BF and I are dying over here.....LMAO!
Aphid and Bradiful:
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
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“Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me...."
-Alanis Morisette "Uninvited"
Aphid on May 18, 2008 - 2:35pm.
Okay I've just been informed that the bag I was referring to before that boxers use is called a "speed bag". Therefore my new name for Lance is "Speedbag Racer".
- Speedbag Racing, sponsored by Mr. Peanut.
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Okay I've just been informed that the bag I was referring to before that boxers use is called a "speed bag". Therefore my new name for Lance is "Speedbag Racer".
I don't care about Lance being an athlete and a cancer survivor. He's a tool.
I don't care about Kate being an 'actress' and 'the most beautiful'. She's a tool.
These two skanks together make a toolbox.
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