Yanni Is Looking Good
What the hell is happening to my Adrien Brody! I blame that slut girlfriend of his! I knew I couldn't trust her and her glistening bosoms. Dumb skank. It's her fault that Adrien is quickly turning into the afghan hound of my nightmares! He needs to cut that grease mop and take a few globs of NADS to the pubes growing on his face. He looks like my high school band teacher who liked to massage his nipples in front of the whole class. Adrien, you can massage your nipples in front of me anytime. Just shave the face pubies first.
Here's Young Yanni with skank girlfriend at the Indiana Jones premeire at Cannes today. It wouldn't be an Indiana premiere without Shia LaDouche. I had a dream the other night that Shia asked me to marry him. I turned him down. Instead of crying and threatening suicide, he asked some twat next to me the same question. What a dickwad! LaDouche escored the lovely Karen Allen to tonight's premiere. Where the hell has she been?
Natalie Portman was also there. Natalie is Natalie. She's beautiful, but so fucking annoying.
Natalie Portman is OK looking. Her nose job makes her above average. She will age horribly & look like every other nose-bobbed skank from Great Neck.
Adriens nose looks friggin NAST!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Arty, not fighting or anything. Just want to say that when I live alone I do not go out of my way to cook for myself & end up dropping like 10 lbs. & my breasts reduce in size. When I am 105 lbs. & when I am up to 120 lbs. the difference in breast size is amazing. Doesn't effect my arms or legs. Just face & breasts. Also, notice how that dress has almost a built-in bra effect. Sometimes people who comment on plastic surgery, like awfulplasticsurgery.com do not have a chameleon-type body & face & just confuse it w/having plastic surgery.
Michael can you please ban Carlk223?
Karen Allen is really pretty.
Adrien Brody's ego is the only thing bigger than his nose. Just an ugly man.
Shia looks better when he's not "cleaned up" with slick hair in a tux. He looks really good in a ball cap, actually.
I think the breasts are real though.
No, they aren't. As I said, they used to be smaller.
I agree they don't look as fake in this gown, but believe me, they're way too perky and gravity-defying compared to their size when she's topless for them to be real. But, let's let that rest. It'd be a silly thing to get into a fight over.
Am I the only one who thinks it looks like he's wearing eyeliner, and not a very precisely applied eyeliner at that?
Submitted by NotsoAnonymous on May 18, 2008 - 7:31pm.
LaDouche seems to have only two facial expressions:
Stunned and A little less stunned
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I just love it when someone else notices!
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High Glamour. High Fashion. High Art. High Cheekbones. Who else?
I believe you. Most Spaniards do not have doll noses. I think the breasts are real though. Mine are & when I attend events that are formal I make sure the dressmaker puts 'tacks' in place to hold those suckers in. Can you see in my vids on MySpace? I had that Calvin Klein gown practically sewn on. Lots of 'tack stitch'. Her nose? Well, Europeans usually don't have delicate noses in comparison to Scandinavians, Puerto Ricans & some Celtics. Still, even w/a big honker, that girl's bone structure is fine & she would look good no matter her nose.
BeigeBaby, her breasts are most definitely fake. Trust me. There are some before and after pics of her floating around the internet, where you can also see that her nose before the nosejob was just a smaller version of his.
Sorry, my loving Kravitz, but his date for this is not wearing bolt-ons. They are probably hers but the dress is designed to hold them in place. I've been accused of this from people & I never had work done to mine. Just lucky to have a nice set w/out being overweight & big-boned. Happen to have thin arms & legs w/a great rack. It's just luck of genetics. Her nose however...
Sigh, how I love Adrien. His girlfriend is pretty, I think. Of course, she doesn't compare to the ever classy Shawna Sands, but then again, who can?
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I'm sure that if you were nearly as delusional about Mohammed as you are about Bobble-head, that Dutch newspaper would never have published those cartoons. Linzee on LA
i think adrien looks hot, but that facial hair needs to go...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
I HATE facial hair, but he is still one hot ass MF. I'd just have to turn the lights off...
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Go home and get your fucking shine box.
he's cute with the hair but better off.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 18, 2008 - 7:04pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on May 18, 2008 - 4:43pm.
he's having that schnoz subtly shaven down over time.
I think they're using a diamond-tipped concrete slab saw. The project is estimated to take from six to ten months, with on-and-off ramp closures.
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Whatevs, that's not his original nose, and neither will be the one we see next year. (And he'll have a 'different look' to distract from that as well...). I don't care cuz a) lurves him and b) he needed a schnoz shave. If it's good enough for St. Angie, it's good enough for him. ;-P
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Adrien and Shia look great! Love the pubs on both heads. he could shave the nose some.
OMG so many Jews. I love it.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 18, 2008 - 6:05pm.
i have wanted to move to seattle for about 20 years. i would LOVE it there .... colorado has on average 300 days of sunshine (which i hate) ... wanna house swap? :)
heheheheh Mrs.K:
Hell, I lived in NY for almost 18 years, so I ran straight to L.A.!
Happy to hear you had a nice weekend!
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“Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me...."
-Alanis Morisette "Uninvited"
I am flummoxed as to why so many people find him attractive. I fail to see it.
His GF is no prize either.
I ♥ Adrien's nose!
He's a sexy beast, no doubt about it.
Like Kramer, Adrien is endowed with "kavorca," the mysterious Latvian Orthodox "lure of the animal."
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 18, 2008 - 4:47pm.
you grew up in L.I., now live in Seattle....do you like shitty weather?
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*Flipping off PSL*
Heavy sigh, no dear, I hate the shitty weather, though this weekend was beautiful.
Sometimes in the winter I get very gloomy.
I hope to NOT spend the rest of my days here!!!!!
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."
Submitted by Tigerlilly on May 18, 2008 - 4:43pm.
he's having that schnoz subtly shaven down over time.
I think they're using a diamond-tipped concrete slab saw. The project is estimated to take from six to ten months, with on-and-off ramp closures.
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Ghost of a Texas Ladies' Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69BozyMnVSg
Adrien can do no wrong in my eyes.
HFG
Cara, you definitely are not alone. In the immortal words of Garth Algar: he makes me feel all funny inside.
Karen Allen looks fierce! I want to BE Marion Ravenwood when I grow up. "In-di-ana Jones. I always knew you'd come walking through my door again one of these days." *beat* Punches him in the jaw. Delighted me to the bottom of my six year old heart.
I'm probably weird, but I still think Adrien is a sexy beast. Shia, not so much. He doesn't look old enough to drive.
MrsK.:
you grew up in L.I., now live in Seattle....do you like shitty weather?
hehehe
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“Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me...."
-Alanis Morisette "Uninvited"
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 18, 2008 - 7:41pm.
Oh yeah? Me: T. Berry Brazelton!
In need of a new car?
http://blog.cardomain.com/blog/2008/05/it-will-answer.html
Karen Allen looks FABULOUS!! Pretty dress, classy look.Is Calista wearing velvet? What the Hell??!! Who gives a s#^* about Shia anyway? Booooooring. Did he get lucky with this film or what?!
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"The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic"
Face pubes distract from the fact that he's having that scnoz subtlely shaven down over time. Trust. Yeah, he'll always have a honker. That's why no one will suspect, but yeah...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Mike, also Judd Apatow.
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."
i love natalie portman .. she's beautiful ... and intelligent ... yay Mrs. K .... a home town girl :)
adrian brody .. he's so freaking ugly ... how does he even GET a girlfriend?
PSL: Yes. Elsa Pataky.
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Ghost of a Texas Ladies' Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69BozyMnVSg
You're lucky.
Me and John McCain. :(
In need of a new car?
http://blog.cardomain.com/blog/2008/05/it-will-answer.html
Mike:
Me and Natalie...
Same high school.
My claim to fame
lol
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."
Sheeps, IMDB?
under what? Brody's gf? Is she an actress?
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“Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me...."
-Alanis Morisette "Uninvited"
Re: Shia
There's talk of a fourth Indian Jones movie in which Shia has the lead role, and Harrison Ford's relegated to a supporting.
In need of a new car?
http://blog.cardomain.com/blog/2008/05/it-will-answer.html
LaDouche seems to have only two facial expressions:
Stunned and A little less stunned
Natalie looks lovely, love the red lippy.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 18, 2008 - 7:26pm.
Long Island, right? I'd love to have seen her tackle the role of Amy Fischer in one of the many biopics.
In need of a new car?
http://blog.cardomain.com/blog/2008/05/it-will-answer.html
Submitted by mike on May 18, 2008 - 4:24pm.
Natalie looks fantastic, as usual.
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She's a hometown girl, you knew that, right?
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."
Natalie looks fantastic, as usual.
In need of a new car?
http://blog.cardomain.com/blog/2008/05/it-will-answer.html
PSL: I just looked her up on IMDb....
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Ghost of a Texas Ladies' Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69BozyMnVSg
Shia couldn't bring a real date to his movie premiere? awww....poor guy.
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Submitted by Sheeps on May 18, 2008 - 7:12pm.
Adrien's GF was born in Spain as Elsa Lafuente Medianu.
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So she's a Spanish skank with fake tits and an overenthusiastic nose job. Still saddens me, he could do better than this.
Ah, he make look kinda douchey here, but I still find him to be one sexy motherfucker.
Sheeps, you are a walking encyclopedia....(I mean that as a compliment)
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“Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me...."
-Alanis Morisette "Uninvited"
Sheeps, why is she emulating Frau Farbissiner's hairdo?
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."
Adrien's GF was born in Spain as Elsa Lafuente Medianu.
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Ghost of a Texas Ladies' Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69BozyMnVSg
Submitted by Tripitaka on May 18, 2008 - 4:01pm.
Urgh, Adrian with a fake tittied, nose shaved skank. It breaks my heart.
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Yeah, he drank the Hollywood Kool-Aid.
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."
Why is Adrian's nose crooked on the main pic? LOL
Aw Shia!! and LMAO @ MK's tag....Shia LaDOUCHE! *dies* PLEASE change all of Paris' to Wonky McValtrex ;)
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Urgh, Adrian with a fake tittied, nose shaved skank. It breaks my heart.