Sunday, May 18th 2008
Loni Anderson Got Married!
62-year-old Loni Anderson married Bob Flick, a member of the folk group The Brothers Four, on Saturday night. Fuck Ashlee and Pete. This was the celebrity wedding of the weekend!
The two first met in the 60s at a film premiere in Minneapolis. They dated for six months, split up right before her amazing actor career took off.
This is Loni's fourth marriage. She was previously married to Burt Reynolds, Ross Bickell and Bruce Hasselbeck. Wait, Hasselbeck? No relation to Elisabeth, I hope.
Loni is such a hot bitch. Have you ever seen the TV movie where she played Jayne Mansfield? That shit is so awful that it is nothing short of amazing. Below is a scene between Loni and Arnold Schwarzenegger. A wreck.
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How old was Loni when she made that movie? Early 40's. The real Jayne Mansfield died very young. Who did Loni blow to get that job? What a case for poor casting?
How did Arnie get into the movie too. I'm sure he blew someone too.
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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy
she looks exactly like kate bosworth in that clip. ooh maybe kate can play her when they do The Loni Anderson Story: The Part Where She Is Jayne Mansfield
Submitted by MaryAnne29 on May 19, 2008 - 8:02am.
One word to Loni: Sleeves
What's with the wonky arms.
Word. The arms...sun damage, not doing toning exercises...age, really. SLEEVES, Loni. Sleeves are your FRIENDS.
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"Ahhhhh....youth is wasted on the wrong people!"
One word to Loni: Sleeves
What's with the wonky arms.
Im so happy shes not marrying some fetus 24 yr old waiter. That Cougar shit is getting old. Everything on that woman has been nip/tucked. you think you can get your snatch lifted?
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I dont think, I drink.
What's with all the weddings, you celebusluts know it won't last!
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High Glamour. High Fashion. High Art. High Cheekbones. Who else?
Best wishes for their marriage, she is beautiful, just saw her wedding pic on a celeb dating site
"millionaireloves. com " ,she shares her love story there, It's so sweet.
Shandi is right -- cover your arms, Loni. Otherwise, she looks great.
More proof that Burt Reynolds was/is a total asshole.
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"If I punched every bitch who called me fat, it would be dead bitches all up and down the highway."
I was wondering why Arnold was in that movie...then I remembered Jayne was married to a body builder (Mariska Hargitay's parents).
Why does she like B's so much? All the men she's married have first of last names that begin with B.
She looks good for her age, but I think she should have covered her arms.
Re: the movie clip. Wow. I was impressed with how easily Arnold lifted her in the air.
Goodnight, Farrah. Sleep well.
Goodnight, Little Socky. Enjoy your evening with the BF. I'm glad he makes your life complete.
*kisses*
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
a classic actress, forget doing Shakespeare, Poe, hell, even Tyler Perry... once you've mastered the character in "Stroker Ace", you've made it!
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"And Mr. H will demonstrate
ten somersets he'll undertake on solid ground
Having been some days in preparation
a splendid time is guaranteed for all
And tonight Mr. Kite is topping the bill"
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on May 18, 2008 -
LOL. Gotta go. Nite. Nite. Hope to see you again. I've missed you, too. *kisses*
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me too! gotsa work tomorrow! see you, Sockie, night sluts!
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ani l'dodi v'dodi li.♥
Submitted by Farrah on May 18, 2008 - 9:57pm.
Sockie! so good to see you! i have missed your sweet cotton face!
on kinda-topic: whne Burt lost his teefers.. HWAT!
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LOL. Gotta go. Nite. Nite. Hope to see you again. I've missed you, too. *kisses*
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on May 18, 2008 - 9:50pm.
Sockie! so good to see you! i have missed your sweet cotton face!
on kinda-topic: whne Burt lost his teefers.. HWAT!
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ani l'dodi v'dodi li.♥
Bailey was still hotter.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by Farrah on May 18, 2008 - 9:41pm.
i've been in and out lately, haven't seen ya late night though, good to see ya dahl!!
OT: "Baby, if you've ever wondered,
wondered whatever became of me
I'm living on the air in Cincinnati,
Cincinnati, WKRP"
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"And Mr. H will demonstrate
ten somersets he'll undertake on solid ground
Having been some days in preparation
a splendid time is guaranteed for all
And tonight Mr. Kite is topping the bill"
Submitted by Farrah on May 18, 2008 - 9:41pm.
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Farrah! I would jump in your arms, but I know your back has been hurting. Are you better? *sad face* *sock monkey small hug & smooch* I'm happy to see you.
ON T: Burt in "Deliverance"...HWAT!
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Best wishes for the couple, It's confirmed by USmagzine that they met eachother on "millionaireloves.c om", It's perfect place to met your soulmate, I wanner have a try!
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 18, 2008 - 9:31pm.
ESE! how you've been? (and where? or is it me who's been MIA??)
thanks for the quote. I think there's a video tape of The Bandit somewhere in my hose.. now, if only i could make that son of a gun fit in the DVD player...
on t: wtf is wrong with her arm? and see? she went crazy after she lost Burt. She forgot the top of her dress. Cause that's not a dress, right? right??
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ani l'dodi v'dodi li.♥
did burt reynold's invitation get lost in the mail?
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
Main pic:
Wow! Notice when she smiled - it pulled all her neck muscles! That must have hurt!
Okay...that was mean. *shrug*
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by Farrah on May 18, 2008 - 9:27pm.
just for old times sake...
"East bound and down, loaded up and truckin'
a'we gonna do what they say can't be done
We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there
I'm east bound just watch ol'Bandit run"
hi, Farrah!
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"And Mr. H will demonstrate
ten somersets he'll undertake on solid ground
Having been some days in preparation
a splendid time is guaranteed for all
And tonight Mr. Kite is topping the bill"
*spit* how dare she! the woman was married to Burt Reynolds... Burt Reynolds! the Bandit! there is no life after you divorce Burt!
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ani l'dodi v'dodi li.♥
..why do people with money keep getting married time after time?...makes no sense to me....,.are they that gullible or that needy?....
Was Carol Burnett invited? Hmmmm.....
http://www.intimatemingle.com
Perfect couple!It is claimed by AOL that --Intimatemingle.com--is a best place for interracial singles, black or white to interact with each other. It is said that love is color blinded there. Maybe you wanna check it out.
Fuck. Even Loni's skin is younger than Lindsey's.
Submitted by Nanners on May 18, 2008 - 7:23pm.
A WHITE dress for a FOURTH marriage?! Just go to city hall.
Exactly what I was thinking. But I loved the Jayne Mansfield movie!
"damn he looks like a child molester."
...well she certainly is a long way from childhood!
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Arthur "No offense intended"
Tick "None comprehended."
She is too old for that dress. Otherwise I'd say she looks good for her age. Kudos to her for staying with Burt as long as she did.
It's a nice day for a white wedding
toot toot...hey...beep beep!
Kinda hope she's happy, kinda don't care, but it was kinda shitty how Burt treated her, and apparently, he's just a prick, so happiness is the best revenge and since he's a miserable fuck...Hell, let's toast to the happy couple (I give it 6 mos., but what the hell?)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
damn he looks like a child molester.
She could do way better...
http://thevinylvillage.wordpress.com
congrats to her.
http://www.momsword.org
I know she's done much more notable things, but I think of her as Tori Spelling's mom (she played her on Tori's short-lived VH1 show - which was very surpisingly good).
In need of a new car?
http://blog.cardomain.com/blog/2008/05/it-will-answer.html
A WHITE dress for a FOURTH marriage?! Just go to city hall. Congratulations or whatever.
That bride needs a shawl or some sleeves. The new husband looks like a decent sort.
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"....AND THERE ARE NO MORE KNISHES!!!!"
From the Mind of Mabel Hodges
Is this news?!
toot toot...hey...beep beep!
Yo,I thought the tag said wedgies.Not weddings cause that movie clip Arnold had his hand up her ass.
* at least I think I am funny*
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"The royal penis is clean,Your Highness."
should we care?
It's not 1983.
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“Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me...."
-Alanis Morisette "Uninvited"
This brings back all the pain I felt when she divorced Burt.
And all the joy I got from WKRP in Cincinnati.
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."