Flowers For Wino
Today is Wino and Blaaaake's first wedding anniversary. It was a year ago today that Wino and Blaaaake united their love while taking hits from the matrimonial crack pipe. Look how far they have come! Blaaaake's in the chokey and Wino's skin is falling off. They are also most likely going to get a divorce. What a difference a year makes.
Wino received a ton of flowers on her doorstep this morning from fans and other bitches wishing her a Happy Anniversary. There's no way Blaaake sent her those flowers. He wanted to, but he used the money to buy rocks instead.
You know she smoked those flowers. Hell, at least it's natural. Note to Wino fans and friends: Don't send her ass flowers! Send her Ajax, Purell, steel wool, peroxide and a gift certificate to Merry Maids. She needs to be washed down Joan Crawford-style.
Wenn
early funeral arrangement?
She has to be one of the most annoying people on earth!!!! Ahhhh so sick of her dumb crackhead face.
okie - hahahah! I will definately have to snag something as proof.. no photos, because we'll probably end up getting high together and I dont want any more trouble for the girl..
Ill try and snag a ballet slipper or a piece if the weave. ahahaha
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
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Missy.. You'll have to bring back a ballet slipper as proof.. But I do love the whole idea..
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Submitted by missy on May 19, 2008 - 8:30am.
hahahaha. That'll totally work. No kidnapping?
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xxyzx - hi doll! ♥
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Missy .♥
On Topic. Get better Wino
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Go Spurs!
Submitted by Sheeps on May 19, 2008 - 10:21am.
dont taunt me sheeps... I am seriosuly planning on paying her a visit...
Heres my plan: Im going to bring something for her, a bottle or something, and Im going to tell her how much I love her music and thank her for making it. Then Ill tell her that she needs to hold it together enough to keep making music. Id tell her she can do all the drugs she wants but she has to keep it together enough to keep on recording and touring.
Hoepfully she'll invite me in and I'll have a "I smoked crack with Wino" story for you when I get back.
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DA.. ESE.. Farrah .♥♥♥
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Go Spurs!
Submitted by von3248 on May 19, 2008 - 8:11am.
AM I making this up or didn't she OD once before when she was with Blaaaake and he left her where she was instead of taking her to the hospital?
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I vaguely remember something along those lines. Now THAT'S true love! :p
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Submitted by missy on May 19, 2008 - 8:18am.
DOES ANYONE KNOW Wino's address in London
I know it's on Crackberry Lane.
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Ghost of a Texas Ladies' Man
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DOES ANYONE KNOW Wino's address in London
Im going there soon and I want to go by her house. Im serious. If anyone knows email me at:
98acuraforsale@gmail.com
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by Farrah on May 18, 2008 - 9:22pm.
awww, how sweet of her dealer. The note probably said "thank you for the best year of my life"
poor bitch probably doesn't even know what's the date. Or month. Or year...
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Curses, Farrah, you beat me! I was going to say the dope dealers of London are so polite, they remember their best customers' anniversary! How nice! Even though Winehouse looks strung-out, she's looks so happy.......awww.
~~~~Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.~~~~
Submitted by RJII on May 19, 2008 - 1:50am.
I understood then and now why her parents took drastic measures by going to the tabloids and the asking the public not to support her habit by buying her albums. They knew how bad the situation had gotten sometime ago. Let's hope she uses clean needles, cause party with Doherty is a death wish. I can't imagine this shell of a being and total drug addict can survive much longer without intervention.
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I understand why Janice and Mitch keep going to the media now, too. In the beginning, I thought they were selling her out and that it was FUCKED up...but now I understand. What else can they do to get through to her? Her mom even said she wouldn't mind Amy jailed because she knows she'd be safe from drugs (well, maybe not so much since Blake Incarcerated has OD'ed and had a few dirty piss tests while in jail but now he's in solitary confinement apparently -- and drug-free w/clean drug tests).
I understand why her parents do the interviews now - it's a desperate, desperate way to try to get through to her.
Blake's dumb mother was complaining about Amy's parents saying they should just snatch her up and put in her rehab. It doesn't work that easy though. Amy has to consent to it -- she tried rehab before, right? and left after one week.
I don't know what to say really. All news agencies should prepare an obit, so it can be printed at a moments notice because neither of them (Amy or Pete) are going to last too much longer.
Blake's only chance at survival is staying in jail; otherwise, he will be back on the dope again.
You know there's a MAJOR problem when its not uncommon for people to make bets as to how much longer before you die from an overdose.
*shaking my head*
AM I making this up or didn't she OD once before when she was with Blaaaake and he left her where she was instead of taking her to the hospital?
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"Nothing can now be believed which is seen in a newspaper. Truth itself becomes suspicious by being put into that polluted vehicle..."
-Thomas Jefferson, Letter to John Norvell (June 1807)
can someone please send that bitch some Carmex or Blistex? Damn!
Hope she doesn't die!
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
My God but this makes me sad.
Happy Anniversary, My Fair Crackhead!
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"....AND THERE ARE NO MORE KNISHES!!!!"
From the Mind of Mabel Hodges
ohmeingott, I love that woman! xD
Melatonin does not work a/you have had Starbucks. Nice to see Amy smiling.
she is found on a celeb & millioaire dating site millionaireloves. c o m" recently, what's looking for there, just curious.
rellly hot pic, I really don't like Winehose , but just saw her profile on a celeb dating site with hot pics and videos, seems that she is dating with a rich man.
I understood then and now why her parents took drastic measures by going to the tabloids and the asking the public not to support her habit by buying her albums. They knew how bad the situation had gotten sometime ago. Let's hope she uses clean needles, cause party with Doherty is a death wish. I can't imagine this shell of a being and total drug addict can survive much longer without intervention.
Well, she's happy.
Did a bum leave those bottles for her to cash in?
I wonder who left the loverly box of recycled bottles? What gal doesn't want those for an special occasion?
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
In all these wide-eyed pictures of her........she reminds me of a Rock-a-billy version of Alice In Crack-Wonderland!!!!! She is a big human caracture of herself!
~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~
~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~
I agree with whoever said people must have thought she finally O.D'd and sent flowers!
DA: Hey! Those aren't candy ciggies!
Nite....
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Ghost of a Texas Ladies' Man
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Submitted by dead-actress on May 19, 2008 - 12:07am.
*kiss on the palm*.. night, dahlin'!
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"And Mr. H will demonstrate
ten somersets he'll undertake on solid ground
Having been some days in preparation
a splendid time is guaranteed for all
And tonight Mr. Kite is topping the bill"
Submitted by ESE on May 18, 2008 - 11:51pm.
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Goodnight, sweetie! I'm off to bed. Early morning meeting and need to take my Baby Lola to the vet for her next set of shots and a little haircut at the groomer. Enjoy your evening.
*holding out lint free hand* *arching eyebrow*
uh...forget something? lol
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Submitted by dead-actress on May 18, 2008 - 11:57pm.
our phone lines are open all night people... ALL night... give now, give deep
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"And Mr. H will demonstrate
ten somersets he'll undertake on solid ground
Having been some days in preparation
a splendid time is guaranteed for all
And tonight Mr. Kite is topping the bill"
Submitted by ESE on May 18, 2008 - 11:51pm.
hey, i don't need details *plugging ears* not my wino!.... i'm just a spokesman... ya know, like Sally Struthers... well, except for the whole eating "meathead" thing
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Hey! Don't be stepping on my game! I'm in the zone here! *scowling* Besides..when begging for money, you gotta reveal the details. Trust! Okay, one more...
How would you feel if a family member had impetigo? Disgusted, right? Well, it is what her circle of friends feel, along with concern because the money has run out. No money, no honey.
Look at these pics, my friends. There is desperation for the next hit in every pic. Can you feel her pain? Feel it in your heart. Give us the 30 cents, people. A cup of crack..uh, I mean coffee!
Light up the telephones! Do it! Do it, today!! Praise be Wino!
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Submitted by dead-actress on May 18, 2008 - 11:46pm.
hey, i don't need details *plugging ears* not my wino!.... i'm just a spokesman... ya know, like Sally Struthers... well, except for the whole eating "meathead" thing
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"And Mr. H will demonstrate
ten somersets he'll undertake on solid ground
Having been some days in preparation
a splendid time is guaranteed for all
And tonight Mr. Kite is topping the bill"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 18, 2008 - 11:38pm.
please... there are Wino's wandering the world without smack to sustain their existence... yes, i realize you feel "someone else can help the Winos"... but, please... you are that someone!
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I shouldn't reveal this about our Wino, but - in order to find that next fix, she must walk the ugly side of London - where degenerates (like her friends) take advantage of a woman with such a beautiful soul. She must scavenge for food in the finest restaurants. Eating at a table while wearing trash clothing isn't easy. Also, her weave alone needs maintenance on a daily basis. Think with your heart. Give! Give today!
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
please... there are Wino's wandering the world without smack to sustain their existence... yes, i realize you feel "someone else can help the Winos"... but, please... you are that someone!
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"And Mr. H will demonstrate
ten somersets he'll undertake on solid ground
Having been some days in preparation
a splendid time is guaranteed for all
And tonight Mr. Kite is topping the bill"
Amy is announcing the formation of her new hard rock band: Crabs and Roses.
I used to feel sorry for her until I saw her with those poor animals. All the sympathy has vanished.
ps, Sheeps: Taylor Swift Fan = 40 year old cat woman. Trust.
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Yeah!!! I like using the word dude. It saves me from actually having to think.
As you can see..she must continue to walk the dirty streets of London wearing her dirty, bloody ballet shoes with no soles. She runs the risk of infection on a daily basis. Won't you help?
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Submitted by Taylor Swift Fan on May 18, 2008 - 8:04pm.
This while Wino continues to fester.
I used to think you were 15, but that sentence is far too literate for 15. Anyway, as we keep saying to you, you're probably on the wrong blog.
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Ghost of a Texas Ladies' Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69BozyMnVSg
and for $0.30 a day and a dozen roses a year, you too can sponser a Wino... in just a few days you'll have pictures and a letter thanking you for your contribution... just look at her face, if you don't feed her habit, who will?
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"And Mr. H will demonstrate
ten somersets he'll undertake on solid ground
Having been some days in preparation
a splendid time is guaranteed for all
And tonight Mr. Kite is topping the bill"
Someone should wash her skin down with some bleach and peroxide. Dumb hoe probably thinks Blllaakkee sent her those flowers. Man is she ugly. She's so ugly she could make a straight man gay. Blake probably rather be in jail then have sex with her.
Submitted by Taylor Swift Fan on May 18, 2008 - 11:04pm.
ACM award, what's that? Award for the looniest fan?
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Yeah!!! I like using the word dude. It saves me from actually having to think.
Ding Dong: AVON calling for Ms. Winehouse. She could put some of their skin care products to good use, judging from these photos.
Yay!!! Top New Female Vocalist ACM award was just given to Taylor Swift. This while Wino continues to fester.
Stay Awesome.
She has far exceeded my predictions of imminent death. She is mind boggling.
BLAAAAKE!
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful
Looking at each pic, the swing in emotions expressed on her face are quite telling.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
those close up shots are SCARY. she puts so much concealer on her skin scabs it makes them even more noticeable
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She gets creepier-looking every time I see a picture of her. Her hair must weigh more than the rest of her. I'm surprised she has enough strength to lift one of those roses.
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Oderint dum metuant. Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (Caligula).
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Don't know.
other than it's sad, I am the least romantic person on the planet.
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