Nicole Kidman Is Pregnant And Looks It

why do pregnant woman have to always accentuate their pregnancies? Look at her hand. like we don't know. what is she doing? showing off? LOOK AT ME I'M PREGNANT! It annoys me. And she annoys me. And he annoys me. They're, you guessed it, annoying.

Oh Nic......Why??

Why the fish lips?
Why the chemicals in the hair and on the face?
Why the ridiculous bumpclasp? In one pic in particular, you look like your're playing with yourself. Yes, pregnancy is wonderful, but we don't have to walk around continuously clasping our lower belly, do we girls?

Take Angie Jolie! No need to bumpclasp. Just a good old fashioned healthy bump. Huge in fact. (twins, I know) No coy clasping, there. Why, oh why do you have to make a silly childish production of this very insignificant little bulge?

I thought you were going to keep yourself a la natural for the baby!!! What are you DOING to yourself? You were beautiful once apon a time...you had a fresh face, beautiful free red curls, a happy and carefree look, and now?...a hard, cold, icequeen look. It's not even sophisticated. It's sad and pathetic.

Maybe living with Tom (there's something VERY strange going on there, too) sent you to a strange place. I don't think we'll ever get you back. Any court would have you take custody of I & C at least 50% of the time - why don't you have them? Does Tom have something on you? Don't you want them? Don't they want you? If Tom is sterile, like has been reported for years and years, why did you have a 'miscarriage' when you were married to him? Why, in fact, does he have Suri? And, yes! Why is Suri's hair getting lighter by the minute?

Oh Nicole,.....WHY?

I worked with this guy when he first broke out into the country music scene. He was seriously one of the most kindest, friendliest, genuine people I have met. I am really happy for them.

Is it legal to inject bat babies with the
plague? Who sand blasted her face?
to think that she was once so lovely.
then again. I've been asleep a very long time.
I have visions of her running off with Lagerfeld
to discuss deeply important things. Lagerfeld:
your husbands head is the size of your bump.
Shoes anyone?

they are both homely

Those lips are disgusting. -_-

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She looks happy which is nice to see but she really, really needs to lay off on the lip filler, those things look grotesque.

@ Kizzy- yesss! Another believer! Mr. D thinks I am nuts. He laughed when we were watching Lost and I kept going on and on and pausing the screen to point it out. A HA! They have the same eyes. The eyes don't lie!!

She needs to lay off the plastic surgery! She's really starting to look freakish.
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Her lips only look semi-redicilous until she sits next to Carrie Underwood

Her forehead is still bigger than her stomach.She's carrying it in her forehead and it's going to explode out of her lips when it's born.

Are those wax lips or does she just not listen?

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Submitted by Aubrey04 on May 19, 2008 - 6:39am.
Submitted by DeeDee on May 19, 2008 - 7:12am.

It doesn't make sense that none of Tom's other wives were able to have kids with him and Katie shows up and is able to get pregnant within a few months.

It doesn't add up.
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Here is what adds up. Katie was already pregnant when she met Tom in April of 2005.
She was actually 6 months pregnant when they announced that she was 3 months pregnant in October of 2005. She was showing and she was wearaing maternity clothes.
Suri was born in January 2006, not April 2006.
That's my conspiracy theory and I'm sticking with it.
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."

I could never understand why SOME people find her to be beautiful. Her upper eyelids are so heavy & droopy & her forehead is huge. Her forehead is almost 1/2 of her face size. Are these people who find her a beauty sporting big foreheads or something?

Lizardo911, who is that honey of a darling in your avi?

I find her so unnatractive.

Nice ball huggers, Keith.

I still can't bring myself to believe this ice queen is pregnant. I think she's just wearing a pillow, and when her due date arrives, she'll produce some borrowed rugrat.

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"If I punched every bitch who called me fat, it would be dead bitches all up and down the highway."

Instead of using her hands to cup her belly, she would have been better off using them to hide those ridiculous lips of hers.

You can actually tell she has stopped the botox, you can see that her eyebrows are returning to their normal location, she does not have the permanent arched eyebrows which are a huge sign of botox.

They are slowly starting to droop.

As for the lips, those are just horrible and wrong.

Submitted by MM25 on May 19, 2008 - 8:54am.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

That is hilarious! Sunscreen does NOT freeze your face, or inflate your lips.

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Nicole is the most beautiful pregnant woman in the world.

She is a class act and looks amazing.

I don't see any botox, and she looks fresh and natural. She stays away from the sun, and that's how her skin is so wonderful.

I just love her. She seems like a sweetheart!

What's up with the lips, pussycat?

Submitted by Madame Dufarge on May 19, 2008 - 11:22am.

THANK YOU!!!! I have looooooong since thought & said that Suri was William Mapother's child. I thought he was supposedly Tom's cousin, tho. Either way, I never thought it was Chris Klein's as much as it was William Mapother's features we were seeing.

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Every time I see Keith Urban, I can't help but think of a ticking time bomb. He is just biding his time until he can get back on the sauce and pills.

You can see it in his eyes. Nicole knows it. EVERYBODY knows it.

Something nice.....
I am not hating her bracelet, damn.

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Submitted by LoLo on May 19, 2008 - 9:26am.
When i wear a flowing gown to events i like to walk around with my hands cupping my butt like Nicole is doing to her belly.

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ROTFL!!!

Keith Urban's overdone, poker straight high lighted 90s nightclub douche hair makes him look like a pussy. He can change all of that and man up a little by messing it up more, get a shorter length.

I never cupped my bump this much when I was pregnant. It is contrived and just stupid- seriously, I appreciate her joy at being pregnant esp. if she did miscarry before. But god, women get pregnant all over the world. LOOK! I got knocked up! It's stupid as hell to me. I would touch my bump if I felt a kick that's about it.

And I think Suri's daddy is Tom's brother (as sperm donor) He played the character 'Ethan' on Lost (one of the others) and has the SAME blue sloe eyes. Seriously imdb William Mapother. It's uncanny. Makes sense he'd want family blood if his own swimmers were busted. Ha.

I could tell Angelina was going heavy on the botox

I understand about holding your belly or rubbing it when you're pregnant, but these photos are silly. It does seem a bit bizzare that she keeps outlining her baby bump. I could see subtley resting her hand on the baby bump but she's holding the bump from underneath. Does she think the baby will fall out or something?

Why does she have her hand on her twat? That looks so, so stupid. And forget about the botox - what about the tons of restylane in her lips. Man, she looks gross. Hope all the fillers and other crap she puts into her body don't drip down into her womb and poison her baby...

she's all natural......riiiiiight.

Look at a picture of her from 1989, or 1995 for that matter.....she's so full of shit.

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@Sensimina -- Thanks again for that link, I had not heard the certificate controversy story, either. So totally bizarre, there's no way that baby was natural. Poor lil' robo-tot.

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I remember first seeing her in Dead Calm and thinking she was so beautiful - she had that curly long red hair - that's the look I like best on her.

I still like her though. I could be wrong, but she seems like a nice person.

Submitted by libby on May 19, 2008 - 10:15am.

Libby, her boobs look HUGE in that one shot of her getting out of the car but yeah, another face destroyed by botox and god-only-knows whatever other crap she's putting in her face. Damn. Her face was beautiful once upon a freaking time.

Aaaaahhhhhhh....thanks Sensimina & Libby. I hadn't heard that before, although, like everyone else, had suspected something like this.

~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~

Sensimina, THANK YOU for the link, I was just ass-talking from memory.

suri looks like L.Ron Hubbard. nothing can convince me otherwise.
she even has the same cleft in her chin, face shape and eyes as he does.

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MJF, I hope I'm not posting while someone else in answering, but Suri's birth certificate was signed by two people who were not even at the hospital at the "time" of her "birth."
AND it was something like a week late in being made and signed....not normal hospital procedure.

and of course, no one actually witnessed Tom nor Katie at the hospital maternity ward on that day, even though Brooke Shields and her hubby were there at exactly the same time.

Question: does anyone think it's normal for Suri's hair to have been so dark, and now suddenly it's lightening? I know babies are often BORN with black hair, but that usually falls out a few weeks after birth, and then the real hair starts coming in.

I love Nicole. She looks good here. Carrie looks like an orange next to Nicole's beautiful pale skin.

I do wish she'd STOP inflating her lips, though. It's becoming a distraction. And it's showing on the big screen now. The last movie I watched of hers (Margot at the Wedding, which I unfortunately did not like, and I like almost all her movies) I could not stop staring at her lips. They looked terrible. Maybe it's just me, but that was the first time I really noticed, at least on film, that she had messed with her beautiful face. I wish she would stop it, because she was way too pretty to mess with it.

http://www.tmz.com/2006/07/11/exclusive-cruise-shields-births-new-twist/

Here's a link to the birth certificate thing.

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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT

Sorry, but that waxy forehead just SCREAMS botox....

Notice that it never moves, even when she smiles?
She is way too vain and/or insecure to stop.

Hopefully, she has found a doctor to inject her that can keep the baby safe.

But---why aren't her boobs growing? Sorry to be a conspiracy theorist, but might she have borrowed Katie's pillow?

"...And then the whole fake birth certificate thing?"

Uh....wha? What did I miss with the birth cert.?

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I like that she always seems happier and more content with her life since she got away from TC. I loved her in Moulin Rouge! (I do wish she would let her hair go back to naturally curly and its real shade of red.)

TC only trots the adopted kids out for photo ops when he needs some positive publicity, (Valkyrie anyone? or when his nutso is off the meter?) just like he did when Katie was pregnant...

Now that he has Suri to shop, you don't see the teen kids so much and that may be by their choice.

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Submitted by Anonymoussss on May 19, 2008 -
when he got to her dressing room, she was sprawled out and propositioned him, told him she and Tom had an open marriage. He took off really fast and never did do the feature. I always thought that story had a ring of truth to it.

Except for the running away part.

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She is obviously STILL botoxing and still fucking up her lips too.

Oh and let's not forget the on-the-scalp bleach. That's what it takes to get her natural haircolor (which was a beautiful red) to that hideous blonde she's been sporting for years.

So much for worrying about the possible health risks to her unborn child! What a vain, vain idiot.

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As far as the Tom/Nicole thing -

I read that their marriage was a ten-year contract. By Cali law, at that ten-year point, Nicole would have been awarded half of Cruise's estate regardless of prior deals they may have made. He dumped her just in time for that to not happen.
I think she was too rebellious for him, and not able to have children for whatever reason during their marriage, so he dumped her for a more robotic wife.
As far as Suri's true father - who knows. I don't think it's L Ron Hubbard or anything like that, but Katie and Tommy Girl look kind of alike, so it's hard to tell. I try to see Tom in Suri and I do, but when she was younger she looked just like Chris Klein with those slitty eyes. Plus, does anyone remember how weird Katie's pregnancy was, she'd be huge one day and small the next? And then the whole fake birth certificate thing?

TommyGirl is definitely batshit enough to stage him and "Kate-3000" having a baby together.

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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT

She looks so different now compared to when she was in "Dead Calm". I've always loved her as an actress.
I do think she is still botoxing while preg and her lips are getting very unnatural looking with the restalyne. She is still young and needs to curb it or she will end up Melanie Griffith in a few years.
Show biz people totally forget what a human should look like.

Word MJF!

Hmmmm, interesting Anonymoussss. It's sounds plausible to me.

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Regarding the Tom/Nicole/baby thing, I always figured that she ran out and had an abortion after she realized the sick & crazy world her poor child would be brought up in if born into $cientology. Smartest thing she ever did, in my book.

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