Monday, May 19th 2008

Nicole Kidman Is Pregnant And Looks It

People have been saying that Nicole Kidman's baby bump is barely noticeable. Well, Nicole decided to bring her bump out in full force at the Country Music Awards in Las Vegas last night. Nicky attended the awards show with her husband Keith Urban who still looks like he wrestled with a Sun-In bottle and lost.

While getting her picture taken, Nicky kept her hand around her bump to make it look bigger. I couldn't find many pictures of Nicole without her hands under her bump. If she cared so much about having a bigger bump, she should have asked Katie Holmes if she could borrow her pillow. Nicky is due in a couple of months.

She's not using botox, right? What the hell is she using to keep her skin so tight? She's probably stretching her face with clothespins every night.

Here's more pics of Nicole with Keith and Carrie Underwears last night.


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KD's picture

I never noticed that her ears were so big! She's an elf!

And her lips bother me, too.

Submitted by Aubrey04 on May 19, 2008 - 9:39am.
Submitted by DeeDee on May 19, 2008 - 7:12am.

I remember reading that Nicole had a miscarriage toward the end of her marriage to Tom. I'm sure there is a reason Tom and Nicole didn't have a biological baby.
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The theory in gossip mags for years has always been that Tom Cruise is sterile. When Nicole ended up pregnant and miscarried -- Tom did NOT believe that it was his baby since he is unable to have children. He believed Nicole cheated on him and broke up with her.

I don't know whether the gossip is true or false, but I always believed it to be true.

And I am one of the ones who doubts Suri is Tom's biological child. I don't think Katie was impregnated by L Ron Hubbard's spermies, but maybe perhaps donor sperm.

It doesn't make sense that none of Tom's other wives were able to have kids with him and Katie shows up and is able to get pregnant within a few months.

It doesn't add up.
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A really long time ago, just months before they broke up, there was this article by a photographer or interviewer who was supposed to talk to Nicole after something she was starring in. He said when he got to her dressing room, she was sprawled out and propositioned him, told him she and Tom had an open marriage. He took off really fast and never did do the feature. I always thought that story had a ring of truth to it.

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Right Aubrey, I heard the same rumors. Personally I think he was waiting to find the right wife bot for the job of alien making. Someone he could completely control. Nicole didn't believe the hype anymore and Tom said sayonara. Either way, Nicole is way better of with Orange Urban. I can't wait to see their sherbert baby.

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What is wrong with her head??? It's got that alien look to it. She needs to get some sun on that pastey looking skin too.

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Submitted by DeeDee on May 19, 2008 - 7:12am.

I remember reading that Nicole had a miscarriage toward the end of her marriage to Tom. I'm sure there is a reason Tom and Nicole didn't have a biological baby.
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The theory in gossip mags for years has always been that Tom Cruise is sterile. When Nicole ended up pregnant and miscarried -- Tom did NOT believe that it was his baby since he is unable to have children. He believed Nicole cheated on him and broke up with her.

I don't know whether the gossip is true or false, but I always believed it to be true.

And I am one of the ones who doubts Suri is Tom's biological child. I don't think Katie was impregnated by L Ron Hubbard's spermies, but maybe perhaps donor sperm.

It doesn't make sense that none of Tom's other wives were able to have kids with him and Katie shows up and is able to get pregnant within a few months.

It doesn't add up.

Her lips scare me, what the eff did she do to them?

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my God I just realized her hair looks like she pats it down with motor oil. just yucky.
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MJF's picture

The larger her fore...er....fivehead gets (and believe me it's getting larger), the more collagen she crams into her lips. She's trying to balance out the bad math going on in that face of hers.

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I want to start a petition to get her to be something other than beige. Beige skin, beige dress, beige hair.

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Fucking_Classy's picture

She may have stopped with be botox, but she's totally working the collagen injections. Those lips!! YUCK!!

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Azfar's picture

I like how she uses her hand to emphasise the bump.

Keith Urban looks even more glowing and gay than usual, he must be getting some elsewhere

Nicole has scary preggo face and she looks like Rebecca Romijn-Stamos. I don't know why, she just REALLY does, especially in the first thumbnail

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When i wear a flowing gown to events i like to walk around with my hands cupping my butt like Nicole is doing to her belly.

I figure while yes, the flowing gowns ARE "in" this season but i have this fucking fabulous ass that NEEDS to be shown off.

So i just do the butt-cup on the red carpet.

HA!

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Guess it must be the full moon, but I could care less.....

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Submitted by carlk223 on May 19, 2008 - 8:15am.
It seems she is pregnant again.
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Really!? But she hasn't finished being pregnant with the current one. Weird!

Stupid fucking spammers. No one is going to your stupid site, so go to Just Jared or something.

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I love Nicole......she is a fantastic actress, so down to earth and she deserves kudos and accolaids for staying with the Gay Midget Dwarf for ten years. Good for her!

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Submitted by Jinxy McDeath on May 19, 2008 - 8:14am.
First of all, I love her...despite something VERY bizarre is going on between her and her adopted kids with Tom Cruise. Either she is being kept from them or she doesn't give a shit to see them - either way is very fucking weird.
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I agree Jinxy. The relationship between her and her adopted kids is a mystery to me. After reading the Tom Cruise book that came out a few months ago and had that white van parked outside my house for three days - scary! I've come to the conclusion that Nicole has been barred from seeing the kids for so long - that it was impossible to be in their lives. Now, that they are Scientoloteens, maybe they are too far gone?

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juni's picture

Her "fivehead" looks Klingon-esque. Another celeb who destroyed her looks through adjustments that were supposed to improve them. She will have to lay off the Botox, as it is ill-advised for pregnant women.

Mopa's picture

Every time I see Keith Urban I kinda think he's good looking, but can't make up my mind. I think it's the hair. His face looks pretty good, but the hair ruins it. Nicole's dress is nice, but who picked out Keiths outfit? He looks like one of those nerdy kids in school who dressed up in a suit for their school pictures. Her face is still all kinds of weird looking.

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joanne's picture

She is holding the bump to show it off. Their agents read these blogs. I love her but hate the botoxed look.

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Nicole looks good but I wish she'd try colour. Keith looks like Ken Paves.

Poor David Spade, relegated to seat-filler status.

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joanne's picture

Didn't Cruise's first wife have a miscarriage at the break-up then get pregnant with her new man? I can't remember her name.

Jinxy McDeath's picture

First of all, I love her...despite something VERY bizarre is going on between her and her adopted kids with Tom Cruise. Either she is being kept from them or she doesn't give a shit to see them - either way is very fucking weird.

Second, I know this sounds weird...but since I've never been pregnant, I've always thought that I would always hold the bump because the bump seems to defy gravity it seems uncomfortable to let it just hang there.

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Submitted by YesIownPanties on May 19, 2008 - 8:09am.
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i think the movie was "the hours" but i'm not sure. it's whatever one she wore a hooked prostetic nose for
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Oh yeah! I forgot about that movie!!! Thanks. At first I was thinking "Monster"...but then I remembered that was Charlize Theron.

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Submitted by stake_spike on May 19, 2008 - 8:08am.
xoxoxo
I never nude that.
yeah, she won for The Hours, she played one of those lady poets who offed herself.
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DeeDee's picture

I remember reading that Nicole had a miscarriage toward the end of her marriage to Tom. I'm sure there is a reason Tom and Nicole didn't have a biological baby. Probably because Nicole didn't buy into Scientology completely. That's IMO of course.

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I think I know what is going on with her...I only offer this suggestion because I have it, too, and would know the signs...I honestly think she has Lupus. It would explain the hair loss, weight loss, and multiple miscarriages. Plus she said a few years ago that she has Reynaud's Syndrome (which I also have--look it up, ppl!) and people who have that almost always have some other connective tissue/autoimmune disorder. Just a theory that I haven't heard before. Sorry for the book, but thought I'd throw it out there.

Aubrey04's picture

My sister thinks Keith Urban is the bees knees. I just don't get it. I think the dude is fug as hell.

Nicole looks like, eh. well, she looks like Nicole and she looks a hell of a lot better without that psycho, scientology, midget nutbag attached to her side.

Carrie Underwear is super hot, I can not deny that. But could her make-up people chill on the spackle, her face looks like it has stucco smoothed over it.

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Submitted by von3248 on May 19, 2008 - 8:05am.

i think the movie was "the hours" but i'm not sure. it's whatever one she wore a hooked prostetic nose for

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joanne's picture

I read in a rag mag years ago that Cruise was sterile, but then I get my dreams and life mixed up.

stake_spike's picture

@ christine the hoff - she did get pregnant when she was with Tom Cruise but had one or a few miscarriages. That's why they adopted.

It's about damn time you can see her bump.

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

I bet Katie has an appointment with the turkey baster every time Nicole is photographed in public while pregnant.

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@Pers
that's what I was thinking, Tommy is off crying somewhere.
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Submitted by YesIownPanties on May 19, 2008 - 7:56am.

people rave about her because she uglied herself up to win an oscar....bleh.

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When did she ugly herself up (to win an Oscar, that is...lol)?

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acatnamedfrank's picture

Her husband is starting to resemble Clay Gayken...

Pers's picture

I wonder if the Gay Midget Dwarf is piqued at all that Nicole got knocked up pretty fast with her Sun-In hubby. Tommygirl and Nicole were together for a long time at least...

...and does anyone else feel that Nicole's been pregnant forever? Sheesh!
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Submitted by acatnamedfrank on May 19, 2008 - 8:03am.

If she was so concerned about everyone seeing her baby bump, why didn't she just wear a tighter dress? Walking around with her hand under her belly just looks stupid
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Is she carrying that kid in the top half of her head? WTF is up with that alien-like noggin? And Keith, go wash your hair, man.

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If she was so concerned about everyone seeing her baby bump, why didn't she just wear a tighter dress? Walking around with her hand under her belly just looks stupid.

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I wonder why Tommyboy didn't use the magic turkey baster on her all the years they were together?
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Bella's picture

Wow, Carrie´s beauty is unbearable, I wouldn´t want to be photographed next to her...

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She looks like she is still hitting the botox. Unless the last injection left permanent damage.
I hate Carry myUnderwears. ugh.

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ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Aww, she's looked really good at the last few events and she's back to the stretched tight and smothered in Crisco look.

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YesIownPanties's picture

people rave about her because she uglied herself up to win an oscar....bleh.

i'm sorry but her face just looks fucking weird without all of that botox. she cannot claim that she never used it since her face seems to be sliding down without it.

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This woman ruined her looks and went from a crazy alien lord contract husband to a skeevy, cracked out husband whose hair is caught in a 90's time coup. And people rave about her because...??

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