Monday, May 19th 2008
It's Dreamy's Son!
Dreamboat Doherty's sperm works and his son, Astile, is proof of it. Dreamy brought his 4-year-old to the Annual Crackhead Charity Soccer Tournament yesterday. The money raised will help poor crackheads buy crack. No, but Dreamy did play in some celebrity charity soccer tournament.
Dreamy's son is pretty adorable and he's so fucking clean. I hope Astile's mommy flea-dipped him after he came home.
In other news, my allergies are kicking my ass today. I'm so sick of these ugly fucking allergies. They are so bad this year. I wish I had some of Dreamy's crack to set me straight. Anyway, I'm slow today, because I'm loaded up on Benadryl, Claritin and some other shit.
Bulls Press, Wenn
Thats a cute kid. Looks like Pete pre-crack.
"Stay Far From Timid, Only Make Moves When Your Hearts In It and Live The Phrase Skys The Limit" - C.W. Aka The Notorious B.I.G. (R.I.P.)
someone resque that child! Fungus facial growth,
what a way to remember sporty moments with
'Daddy'. The child must be a rental unit.
What kind of person subjects their own chldren to
herpes and bad fashion choices in one outting?
Oh yes, peter. He has 10 cats and likes to
swipe at them with shovels. Daddy of the Year.
Sign him right up. He and Chris Angel need to be
introduced.
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get well soon mikiemy!!! i love u
Heather Mills put the kid in the emo pants.
the safty pins the give away.
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
Fifi!
You haven't been around in awhile.
RU staying?
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
James Haven can't get a date and this walking STD has a child?
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Wait...wha...WHAT? The guy who can't be trusted to keep the kitties out of the crack-cloud has a fucking child?! The mother must be a real winner. I mean, what kind of she-beast would let this scag blow a load up her barrel?
Kiss,
Fifi
"Self improvement is masturbation. Now self-destruction..."
Who put that kid in those emo pants?!
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"If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone who's life has given them vodka, and have a party. -Ron White
myspace.com/zoloftpony
petey mated and spawned a cute little kid...i hope the kid doesn't get a contact high from his daddy...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
Pretty little boy, but such a strangely shaped scar. I wonder what happened to him.
"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, prefunctory gift that nobody ever asks for..."
What a precious little boy. I hope that is not impetigo on his face given to him by his NAST daddy who probably caught it from poor Amy Wino. It's too much. Dreamboat makes me want to BARF. Even my unborn cringes.
They're both adorable.
http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s8/ljsecretstuff/orig-50261.jpg
Feel better MK. Allergies SUCK.
btw those neck sores make me itchy.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 19, 2008 - 8:33am.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 19, 2008 - 9:29am.
Did the baby momma hide the kid from him because the Astile tattoo on neck is only about a year old?
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At first, I thought the tattoo said "Hostile."
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he's known astile since his birth in 2003. lisa moorish was his gf. there's photos and videos of him holding astile at his birth. there's also some sweet videos throughout the past 5 years.
That is one cute kid! Pity his Dad is such a waster
what's with that kids legs? does he have polio?
I feel you, MK. Allergies are psychotic this year and nothing works. I've been on a not-so-fun cocktail of everything from rx to homepathic bullshit, and I still feel like crap. Feel better!
He looks more like John Mayer's son.
@Mrs K! LOL, I did too because it seemed to fit his personality. I just figured the HO was covered by irt and greasy hair. That said, why would anyone let a poor unsuspecting child near him and his cankers? Realize that I am not a parent but little kids a like a bunch of germ magnets...
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 19, 2008 - 9:29am.
Did the baby momma hide the kid from him because the Astile tattoo on neck is only about a year old?
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At first, I thought the tattoo said "Hostile."
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."
Did the baby momma hide the kid from him because the Astile tattoo on neck is only about a year old?
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No comment, the family will issued a statement after the police investigation has concluded.~~~Deborah
I've been doped up on Benadryl since Thursday, because I was stung by a fucking bee.
Today is the first day I haven't taken it, and I am glad to have a clear head.
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"Ali just loves this business and, unfortunately, I have to manage her."
-Dina Lohan
I really like the last picture of him.
On Benadryl -
When I was 15, my whole arm was swollen from mosquito bites. It was agonizing! Through the day I put a whole bottle of Benadryl gel on it. That night I took a few Benadryl pills, probably like twice what it said to take on the bottle because I was young, dumb, and in agony!
Well, I TRIPPED MY BALLS OFF. No joke, no exaggeration. I was scared SHITLESS. This was before I started tripping on shroomz recreationally - way before. I seriously saw shit moving in the dark in my room and heard sounds that weren't there. I turned on my TV and watched "What About Bob?" in order to try to calm myself down. I just concentrated on that shit and ended up passing out after like ten panic attacks.
On Dreamy's crack attack: Does anyone know, seriously, why crack does that to the face??
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
Time April hit my allergies started kicking my ass, too.
His son is a cutie. Looks like his father.
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~In my dreams he kisses my cunt, my sweet wet cunt~
Feel better MK my love!!! *shotgunning you* It always helps me. :)
You know, I would have bet money that Dreamboat's son would be cute, you know? Funny how that happens.
The fact that he is playing a contact sport, where he may or may not have skin to skin contact is vomit inducing. They probably let him win, just so they don`t touch him.
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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.
If you look fast, you could almost mistake him for Becks, with that soccer apparel on.
Okay, not really...
Corpse legs (Pete, not his son). The child is adorable, for serious.
that crack scratch fever is powerful! one day in dreamy's presence and now his son has crack rot... someone call dyfs!
*Puke* Some dame was insane enough to let this guy fertilize her? *Double puke*
Oh, the kid was probably just playing with a Sharpie that's all. I agree though that too much contact w/Dreamboat and some of that ick will rub off. It's the Wino disease!
I have seen a lot of similar scars and they are always caused by Knives (ovbious),Birth defects (whit dreamboat probably)or some kind of Acid burn
Does that kid have a scar on his face?
What happened to Astile, that looks like a scar to me...
Pete looks nasty, as usual.
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In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.
Xxyxz.. thanks for hugs *snuggles between breasts*
I'm warm now!! OMG I'm so tired!!!
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
"Anyway, I'm slow today, because I'm loaded up on Benadryl, Claritin and some other shit."
Mine are not bad this year at all.
Seriously, Benadryl and Claritin?
My heart would be pounding out of my chest.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
If you can't keep a house clean, if you don't own a toothbrush and you can't keep your pets sober, you might not be the best person to raise a kid.
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Poor Child
Pete looks unhealthy semi-clean.
In need of a new car?
http://blog.cardomain.com/blog/2008/05/it-will-answer.html
Oklahoma..
same as your LOL
*Hugs Okie for support*
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Go Spurs!
Save the Children.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
That kid is to cute to be Dreamboats
Ps: the kids has something in his face or his my glasses?, like a scar from his nose to his cheek maybe im wrong
Xxyxz.. yeah, bossy is here! I want to b home! : (
Weekend was -7, & yours???
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Does the kid have a scar on his face? Seriously, Crackhead needs to stay away from that poor kid. He (Dreamboat)looks absolutely gross and disgusting.
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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.
Oklahoma!!!!
Is your boss there?
*stalking Oklahoma via phone*
how was your week-end?
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Go Spurs!
That poor little photo op...errr...child.
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No comment, the family will issued a statement after the police investigation has concluded.~~~Deborah
i feel your pain MK, i'm allergic to all sorts of shit esp. dustmite shit and animal fur. what are you allergic to?
let me guess, you're one of those hay fever hos.
cheer up! surely there's someone out there with a fetish for wheezing, runny nosed, red eyed, sneezing bitches like you!