Monday, May 19th 2008
Memorial Day Can't Come Sooner
Lindsay Lohan is not in White Oprah's reality masterpiece, but her fake sex pictures make a cameo! In the clip above, White Oprah freaks out when she sees pictures of HoHan sucking cock. The pictures were later proven to be false. White Oprah even shows Ali Lohan the pictures. Hey, Ali is HoHan's sister. I'm sure she's seen a lot worse LIVE.
White Oprah also tells us, "Ali just loves this business and, unfortunately, I have to manage her." And unfortunately she has no choice but to whore out her entire family in a reality show. It's not her choice. That's a good thing, because this piece of trash is going to be amazing.
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MK?
Was that a video of White Oprah threatening vous?
with lawyers no less? Attorney's must be on
next weeks vocabulary list. Can we all get
abysthe and lawn chairs and have a big Dlisted
fete to celebrate her bringing it on ? What time?
That show is begging for a thread. I'm just
begging for absynthe. W.O. is just begging for
you.
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I have never in my life been oh so excited for the Memorial Day holiday. I have a feeling this is going to make "Hey Paula" look like Masterpiece Theater...
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"Boundaries"??? Who the fuck is this bitch kidding!?!
Cancel the picnic! I'm watching the on memorial day!!!
No I'm not -- I'm having a party at my beach house.
dina is some mother...we should not be upset that ali got see the porn..afterall ali is atleast 35 so she's way past the age of consent...
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Haha this looks so insanely trashy which actually kinda makes me wanna watch it. I love White Oprah's face - she reminds me of some sort of demon queen oompa loompa.
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Long Island is FILLED w/these trashy women. 'Specially the south shore. Nothing worse than when these gravel voiced, uneducated messes get a little taste of power. They inflict themselves on better people. The only way to escape them is to head for the hills of the North Shore. North of 25A, that is. Trash like this is verboten there. Downside? One of the highest property taxes in the nation!
Please boycott this trash, the Kardashians, Denise Richard's show, anything with Hilton.
The only thing redeeming about E! these days is The Soup.
how embarrassing to have a mother like that.
Submitted by See You Next Tuesday on May 19, 2008 - 1:28pm.
Isn't it illegal to show porn to a minor? Or is it ok if a parent does it?
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Excellent point, but I think after all we've seen and heard regarding the Lohans, California CPS knows it's too late...
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Isn't it illegal to show porn to a minor? Or is it ok if a parent does it? I thoughtthat you could be charged as a sex offender if you let children look at porn, but maybe the standards are different if you have money. Or if its educational.....
"Small and broken..... but still good..... mostly...."
Don't you mean HoHan is making a "CLAMEO"???
I put the F-U in Fun.
That whore's personality is epicly offensive.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA
Submitted by michie on May 19, 2008 - 1:05pm.
Ali should not have been allowed to look at that. WTF? That girl is going to be so much worse than Lindsay ever was. She eats up all of this attention like her life depends on it.
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Well, Lindsay WAS paying the bills, but she's apparently broke now, so it may very well be Ali's responsibility to keep the family going.
I mean, we all know Dina and Michael for DAMN sure aren't going to get jobs.
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Submitted by michie on May 19, 2008 - 12:05pm.
I don't blame her for trying to get that fake video of Lindsay taken down...
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Hey...if Dina can't make a buck off her daughter's sex tape, then NOBODY can, dammit!
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
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Submitted by The C word on May 19, 2008 - 12:58pm
You say cynic like it's a bad thing, LOL
I think maybe we've all just seen too much of the famewhorishness of the entire Lohan family to NOT think that way.
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"Unfortunately I have to manage her"..............yeah, she sounds so broken up about it.
I don't blame her for trying to get that fake video of Lindsay taken down, but Ali should not have been allowed to look at that. WTF? That girl is going to be so much worse than Lindsay ever was. She eats up all of this attention like her life depends on it.
if Dina was only her manager I would have think this has normal behavior but she is her mom
Submitted by The C word on May 19, 2008 - 11:58am.
But maybe I'm being cynical... ;)
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There's always a glimmer of hope, right? Right?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
@Kizzy & Your Mom Ate th...
Exactly.
Dina was tallying the $ figures when she 1st heard of the video.
She sounded almost disappointed that you couldn't tell it was Linds, then got all 'caring parent' and demanded the vid be removed knowing full well it wouldn't be.
So she decides to sue to recoup some lost profits.
But maybe I'm being cynical... ;)
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Submitted by EvilShoe on May 19, 2008 - 11:40am.
Then WO starts saying how her kids are in elementary and middle school and these things on the net are being believed by kids and not a good example or whatever she said? HELLO, I suppose the photos of Hohan drunk, with drugs and chasing someone down in a car then going to jail/rehab was just fine for those kids?
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Gimme a break. As if none of her kids' peers know about how dysfunctional and fucked the Blohans are and WO doesn't know that her kids already get made fun of on a daily basis by their schoolmates. The whole family is probably a long running joke to the rest of their LI community. "Hey, Helen--guess what the dumbass Lohans did THIS week!"
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Dina is a narcissistic, fucking delusional bitch.
Done.
"manager and mom" i'm guessing this wasn't just put in alphabetical order...
*Watching the video*
Ali: Is that Lindsay?
WO: I don't know, I need to ask her.
DOH, they need to check because shes such a tramp it could be true!
Then WO starts saying how her kids are in elementary and middle school and these things on the net are being believed by kids and not a good example or whatever she said? HELLO, I suppose the photos of Hohan drunk, with drugs and chasing someone down in a car then going to jail/rehab was just fine for those kids?
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I like how Dina talks about Lindsey as if she is still relevant.
This looks like a documentary on how NOT to parent-Hopefully the geniuses at E! can edit it that way.
Damn, WO is so self-aggrandizing.
Submitted by Zippy Hips on May 19, 2008 - 12:26pm.
Just because his family is a bunch of famewhores and addicts, who can't stay away from a camera, no matter what? How many times do you think this kid has heard the term, 'firecrotch'?
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Submitted by The C word on May 19, 2008 - 11:24am.
Was Dina pissed because there was a video of Linds giving a guy a bj or pissed because it was too hard to tell it was Linds in the video?
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I think she's pissed because the video isn't hers to make money off of.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
it's no wonder Lindsay is fucked up!
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."
Submitted by Sensimina on May 19, 2008 - 11:21am.
Yep! Actually they came out and said "She was never a Rockette". I'll never get why some bitches would DIE to become a celeb!
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She's an evil, cold, and calculating opportunist who obviously puts herself so high on her own list of priorities that she would fuck up her own childrens' lives just to fulfill a selfish childhood dream. She obviously has an insatiable need for attention, but she apparently has no talent worthy enough of fame and wasn't able to establish a celebrity status for herself as a result. And what do you do when that happens? Pimp out your semi-attractive children.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Submitted by The C word on May 19, 2008 - 12:24pm.
She was pissed it was too hard to tell if it was Lindsay, she'd have gotten a percentage. Rather than be relieved it wasn't Lindsay, she's focused on making sure that Ali is very familiar with blowjobs at a young age, and that she remembers to turn her face towards the camera while she sucks.
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Ali needs to be locked away in a reformatory. What a horrid little shameless fame-whore.
When she says I want to be just like Lindsay... i think: you want to be a. slut? b. junkie? c. washed-up at 22? d. a haggish looking 20 year old? or e. all of the above!
I think she meant to say she was a COCKette, but it's hard to enunciate with one in your mouth. Obviously, she was just misunderstood.
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I feel bad for her little brother. Poor kid must get teased a lot.
Was Dina pissed because there was a video of Linds giving a guy a bj or pissed because it was too hard to tell it was Linds in the video?
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Yep! Actually they came out and said "She was never a Rockette". I'll never get why some bitches would DIE to become a celeb!
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
Submitted by Sensimina on May 19, 2008 - 11:11am.
I wonder if WO will be elaborating about her days as a Rockette on the show?? LOL
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You mean her job as a Rockette that nobody remembers and there's no documentation of?
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
She's wanking that there should be boundries with the paps but if there were boundries, we wouldn't even know who this slag, or the rest of her Klassless Klan, were.
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and im sad to say im goin to watch this show, I love a good trainwreck
I love how she talks about having to protect her younger kids and says "Ali's in middle school!"
.... sooooo, seeing a photo of her slut sister sucking dick is just abhorrant, but pimpimg her out to Hollywood at that age is just peerfectly appropriate!!
hahhahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa i cant wait to watch this crap
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wow...dina should stop smoking STAT! those lines around her mouth area are just disgusting but i guess they fit in with the rest of her
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Keep your friends close, your ganja closer.
she lets Ali look at a supposed pic of Lindsay sucking cock? THAT'S a great Mom.....
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"Ali just loves this business and, unfortunately, I have to manage her."
-Dina Lohan
Oh fuck i wish i looked as good as Dina!
OHHHH OH OH OH SEXY!
gwad damn it, me want to touchey orange bootie!
Her undies must look like two giant tangerines being helled apart by dental floss.
HOT!
ah ha ha ha ha ha
Narcissism has a new name and the level is astonishing.
That Ali L is watching that video, however blurry, is disturbing on so many fronts but that fact that she is smiling is the creepiest of all.
I am starting to think that Michael Lohan has a point. Lindsay never stood a chance.
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The only reality show I'd watch with the Lohans would be a Spears VS Lohan celebrity deathmatch Thunderdome style. I'd pay good money to watch Ali and Jamie Lynn fight each other with chainsaws.
I CAN NOT WAIT TO SEE THIS ORANGE BITCH GO NUTS GOT TO LOVE IT
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I wonder if WO will be elaborating about her days as a Rockette on the show?? LOL
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
I just can´t get over how repulsive this woman is.
If y'all haven't seen it, check out Tracey Ullman as Dina Lohan:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH08fzicbQQ
After WO showed Ali the pictures of the Blohan allegedly sucking some dude off, she said to young Ali, "Now, don't you make the same mistake, understand? Be more cautious than your sister when you're older, say six months from now, and you decide to make your first sex tape. Okay, sweetheart? Now go make mommy her dirty martini and crush up a couple of oxycontin pills so I can snort them. Ok, pookie, you little money machine #2, you!"
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
is sad when that girls aspired to be like Hohan and her mother those not wants her kids to afected by the media but she whores then out , if i see of pic of my sister giving a BJ i would had been disgusted i would have not laugh , cody ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuunn for your life