Monday, May 19th 2008
Memorial Day Can't Come Sooner
Lindsay Lohan is not in White Oprah's reality masterpiece, but her fake sex pictures make a cameo! In the clip above, White Oprah freaks out when she sees pictures of HoHan sucking cock. The pictures were later proven to be false. White Oprah even shows Ali Lohan the pictures. Hey, Ali is HoHan's sister. I'm sure she's seen a lot worse LIVE.
White Oprah also tells us, "Ali just loves this business and, unfortunately, I have to manage her." And unfortunately she has no choice but to whore out her entire family in a reality show. It's not her choice. That's a good thing, because this piece of trash is going to be amazing.
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oooh goody, we didnt miss it
trashtastic!!!!
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Dina is a piece of SHIT, and Ali won't live to see 20.
Just wait.
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“Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me...."
-Alanis Morisette "Uninvited"
MK: Lohan, white oprah and masterpiece, in one sentence, is an amazing achievement.
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Bwaaaah haa haaaaa!!
There are some things that are just too trashy for me, like the Simplex Life. It looks like this is going to be one of those things. I can't be entertained by watching this bitch victimize herself and her whore daughters.
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
I'd rather do a triple salchow off the bridge down the street into the Mullet River than watch that clip.
MK's post is enough to make me want to kick each of them in the crotch canyon and run the fuck away.
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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.
It's so daunting being WO. Poor thing.