Sexy Red | Dlisted

Unfortunately, I'm doped up on every over-the-counter allergy drugs, so it's keeping me from fully enjoying these ultra hot Carrot Bottom pictures. I just want to douse him brown sugar, bake him at 450 and then devour him whole. He probably tastes like burnt yams, cocoa butter and V05 oil.

The rope belt isn't just decoration. It's holding down Carrot's weapon of mass destruction and by "weapon of mass destruction" I mean "half-eaten baby carrot."

Here's Carrot being sexy hot at the Country Music Awards last night. Phoebe Price couldn't make it, because she's in Cannes, so Carrot took her seat-filler position. Hot ginges have to stick together.

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Submitted by name_optional on Tue, 05/20/2008 - 10:24am.

you know, it really doesn't matter how many curls he can do or how many dudes he can bench press...
he is still a red freckled mess!!!

Submitted by biggie on Tue, 05/20/2008 - 5:39am.

He has very tiny teeth that you almost cannot see unless he really opens his mouth. The eyebrows are extremely thin, and the eyeliner is just so horrendous! He's actually almost always on FLEX Mag (for bodybuilders). He's the scariest carrot ever.

Submitted by forever.now on Tue, 05/20/2008 - 1:46am.

to veryoldbat...

his stylist is whichever crackhead is most awake when he's "wholesale shopping" in the alley behind the theater. or that's my guess.

Submitted by veryoldbat on Tue, 05/20/2008 - 1:01am.

Even an old Nell, Bat finds him quite
revolting. No absythne for that. Some for me,
none for that. Who's his stylist?

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Submitted by Devore on Mon, 05/19/2008 - 8:18pm.

*giggling*

thanks for the top update, dlisted.

cant get enough.

Submitted by TT99 on Mon, 05/19/2008 - 7:38pm.

Is there anyone hotter than Carrot Top? Yes! Is there anyone weirder looking? Maybe like 3 or 4 people.

Submitted by Stock Brokerlina on Mon, 05/19/2008 - 6:10pm.

Geezus...is he shooting up elephant steroids?

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Submitted by ░ on Mon, 05/19/2008 - 5:54pm.

You know you're ugly when you get a (fake) ripped body and it actually makes you look even MORE freakishly ugly.

Those freckles. That hair. That FACE. NOOOOOOOOOO

Submitted by Miller on Mon, 05/19/2008 - 5:48pm.

Keep those steroids away from him! Talk about genetically modified veggies, gross!

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Submitted by KiKi Dallas on Mon, 05/19/2008 - 5:43pm.

My vagina just screamed "HELL-TO-THE-NOOOOOOO!"
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Submitted by letinstar on Mon, 05/19/2008 - 4:42pm.

how does red have the money to fund his steroid abuse?
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Submitted by jussayin on Mon, 05/19/2008 - 4:40pm.

he is definitely not the one bringing sexyback

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Submitted by LoLo on Mon, 05/19/2008 - 4:35pm.

_Submitted by harlee25 on May 19, 2008 - 4:33pm.
Gross. why is he famous?

He was a comedian who used props instead of actual jokes.

SUCKS BALLS

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Submitted by Diarrhea Angel on Mon, 05/19/2008 - 4:34pm.

He reminds me of Strawberry Shortcake on steroids.

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Submitted by harlee25 on Mon, 05/19/2008 - 4:33pm.

Gross. why is he famous?

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Submitted by Fifi on Mon, 05/19/2008 - 3:46pm.

Wait a minute...has anyone else noticed that we never see Carrot Top and Axl Rose together in the same place at the same time? Hmmmmm...

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Submitted by forever.now on Mon, 05/19/2008 - 3:33pm.

mk thinks he's hot maybe some of the country music gays lust him? so that is why he's got an invite?

mk if you read this: spearmint tea. or candy with spearmint oil. if you are nasally congested will help. :)

Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 05/19/2008 - 3:18pm.

What the hell was he doing at the Country Music Awards? Even uglier than CT was the high-waisted white pants outfit that Carrie Underwood wore. Check that out for grossness.

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Submitted by GirlyGirl on Mon, 05/19/2008 - 2:42pm.

That is one roided out dude.
He kind of looks like what you would get if you crossed Ronald McDonald with the Incredible Hulk and replaced the green with freckles.

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Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Mon, 05/19/2008 - 2:42pm.

Cut off the head and we'll talk.

Submitted by NotsoAnonymous on Mon, 05/19/2008 - 2:10pm.

Submitted by Atlgirl on May 19, 2008 - 2:01pm.
Does he even perform any more? I hate to admit this but I made out with him when I was in college and he was in town for a show..FSU in the 89 or so Sad I know but I was very drunk..

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Submitted by Billie on Mon, 05/19/2008 - 2:09pm.

He needs to step AWAY from the eyeliner, he looks like a drag queen. A really bad drag queen.

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Submitted by weenielover on Mon, 05/19/2008 - 2:01pm.

his chestal implants are almost in his throat...
his shoulder implants are cutlets...
his face looks like Pennywise...
he looks like he smells like carrots and vomit...
BARF.

Submitted by Atlgirl on Mon, 05/19/2008 - 2:01pm.

Does he even perform any more? I hate to admit this but I made out with him when I was in college and he was in town for a show..FSU in the 89 or so Sad I know but I was very drunk..

Submitted by Madam Pince on Mon, 05/19/2008 - 1:58pm.

Why did this idiot pump himself up on steroids and start wearing makeup? He's still not attractive or funny.

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Submitted by First Swamp Cas... on Mon, 05/19/2008 - 1:53pm.

Oh My Eyes can't take this on a Monday. There are some people beer goggles will never improve.

Submitted by senoritame on Mon, 05/19/2008 - 1:45pm.

he needs to fire his make up artist and stylist. why does he need that much make up, maybe this is an elaborate joke

Submitted by mike on Mon, 05/19/2008 - 1:43pm.

He's right at home at last night's mouth-breather extravaganza.

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Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 05/19/2008 - 1:41pm.

I am damn scared of Carrot Bottom. He looks more frightening all muscle beached up than he did when he started out years ago. I will have nightmares tonight, especially about his half eaten baby carrot!

Submitted by Manbearpig on Mon, 05/19/2008 - 1:36pm.

I met him at an airport once. His hair is fabulous. He had on 3 times more makeup than I did. He was very nice and polite to myself and my child.

Submitted by sneaks on Mon, 05/19/2008 - 1:36pm.

MK get some zyrtec D! 120 mg pseudoephedrine = NO DROWSINESS (and maybe even a little fun!!)

Submitted by Rocket on Mon, 05/19/2008 - 1:30pm.

Glad to see he dressed up for the occasion.

Wouldn't you like to have sat next to him with that wife-beater shirt on. Pew!

Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 05/19/2008 - 1:30pm.

Nothing 'bout Carrottop computes for me.

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Submitted by NotsoAnonymous on Mon, 05/19/2008 - 1:29pm.

I'm just guessing, but I bet he went home alone.

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 05/19/2008 - 1:14pm.

Fergie needs to cut back on the Testerone injections.

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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on Mon, 05/19/2008 - 1:14pm.

It's holding down Carrot's weapon of mass destruction and by "weapon of mass destruction" I mean "half-eaten baby carrot."

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Oh, yuck. And do you mean a soft, cooked baby carrot, MK?

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Submitted by your mum goes t... on Mon, 05/19/2008 - 1:13pm.

I'm a ginge too, so I imagine if our no-nos were ever to collide, it'd be a hot, ginge mess!

Submitted by Sensimina on Mon, 05/19/2008 - 1:10pm.

I think Carrot Top and Wonky McValtrex would make the world's most beautiful and elegant couple. They'd be the new Brangelina. Imagine the babies those two would make!

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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT

Submitted by kookla on Mon, 05/19/2008 - 1:09pm.

It's pretty pathetic that the UK gets hot gingered Prince Hairy and we get Carrot Bottom.

Submitted by DR.FUNK on Mon, 05/19/2008 - 1:09pm.

I'm telling you MK...every time I see homie in public he's got some premium pussy on his arm.I don't get the vibe that they're just "shopping buddies" either.

BTW..he does need to get a handle on his "supplement" regimen.No reason for the grille to be that puffy when the body is that ripped.Bring it down a notch.

Submitted by gucci on Mon, 05/19/2008 - 1:06pm.

oh god what a hot mess!

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Submitted by Mopa on Mon, 05/19/2008 - 1:05pm.

He must have that body dysmorphic disorder. Honestly, how can he look at himself and see anything positive?

On a side note....MK, how the hell do you function while on Benedryl? Even the supposed 'non-drowsy' kind makes my head spin.

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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on Mon, 05/19/2008 - 1:04pm.

Great. More pictures of this freakozoid for my boyfriend to enlarge and put on my desktop so that when I come home and open up my computer I get a terrifying surprise.

Submitted by The Fly on Mon, 05/19/2008 - 1:02pm.

MK I still don't get your fascination with this guy. Can't you see he's just not right? Don't you remember what he used to look like? What he ACTUALLY SHOULD look like? Just a regular skinny dorky boy? This is the Michael Jackson of the ginger set.

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