Monday, May 19th 2008

Sexy Red

Unfortunately, I'm doped up on every over-the-counter allergy drugs, so it's keeping me from fully enjoying these ultra hot Carrot Bottom pictures. I just want to douse him brown sugar, bake him at 450 and then devour him whole. He probably tastes like burnt yams, cocoa butter and V05 oil.

The rope belt isn't just decoration. It's holding down Carrot's weapon of mass destruction and by "weapon of mass destruction" I mean "half-eaten baby carrot."

Here's Carrot being sexy hot at the Country Music Awards last night. Phoebe Price couldn't make it, because she's in Cannes, so Carrot took her seat-filler position. Hot ginges have to stick together.

Wenn, Wireimage

Thanks Brian

Posted by: Michael K


Diffusion's picture

god that makes me sick

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Sigh. I clicked on the comment previews and read every one before scrolling up to the picture. I wish I'd left after reading the descriptions.

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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.

Sweet_As_Sugar's picture

I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth. GROSS.
~SAS

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

Submitted by Ang on May 19, 2008 - 9:50am.
It's like God put Bozo the Clown's head on Hulk Hogan's body. *gagging*
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Satan did it.

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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."

LoLo's picture

Taaaaaaaaint right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GAG!

Ang's picture

It's like God put Bozo the Clown's head on Hulk Hogan's body. *gagging*

parissucksliterally's picture

Gross freak.

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