Monday, May 19th 2008
This Is Depressing
9021-NOOOO! Above is a promo of The CW's 90210 and I'm not impressed. This shit looks like footage from a Christian rock video.
Whenever I hear the first few beats of the 90210 theme song, I'm expecting to see Brandon fake punch Dylan. Instead, I'm seeing two strangers playing pattycake. The producers need to hear my screams already! This show will be nothing without Brenda Walsh!
Okay, the Naomi bitch is sort of hot. You can already tell she's going to be the cokehead slut. Oh wait, this is The CW. They sanitize everything. She'll be the ciggie smoking serial kisser.
I'm still depressed. Below is the original intro for Beverly Hills 90210. Now this is the real shit right here!
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Aaron Spelling was a genius... that's what we're missing.
"you want to live in the zip, you have to live by the code"
Bwahahahaha! Okee-dokey there guys - it reminded me of a commercial for the OC mixed with a telethon.
"Please watch, it's going to be good, the parents have a role now, pweeeeeeese? Don't let us be canceled three shows in...pweeeeeese?"
Surprised they didn't ask me to pledge money.
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful
hhahaha so true about it looking like clips from a christian rock video.
I'm avoiding this show completely, it looks ridiculous.
Wada-tah!
You can't beat out the bright 90's colors and utter cheesiness of the original! I love how the new one is like, "Wait, this one will be good! No really, WAY more interesting than the last one!"
Please, 90210 was pretty racy for it's time, no? Especially since there were 12-13 year olds fawning over grown ass men.
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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.
arg!!! Amy Grant video for sure LMAO
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Go Spurs!