Wise Words From MiserAlba
MiserAlba's baby girl is popping out sometime this summer and she's already decided what kind of mother she's going to be. A miserable one! No, MiserAlba told FitPregnancy magazine, "I don't want to be my child's best friend; I want to be a mom. But I do want my child to come to me when they have problems and need to talk, so it's going to be about treading that line."
I WANT! I WANT! If only it was a perfect world, MiserAlba. She says all those things now. Wait until the thing pops out. She's going to treat baby the way most celebrities treat their babies:
Baby cries - Hand to nanny
Baby goes poopy in diaper - Hand to nanny
Baby needs a hug - Hand to nanny, unless cameras are around, in which case you must try to do it yourself with a smile.
I'm not sure if MiserAlba can handle the last one.
Sweet Fivehead.
"Stay Far From Timid, Only Make Moves When Your Hearts In It and Live The Phrase Skys The Limit" - C.W. Aka The Notorious B.I.G. (R.I.P.)
She needs to stop handing out parenting tips stat!
This bitch really needs to spend her down time taking some fucking acting classes. Like how many razzies do you have to win before you do something about it. If she was smart she would get her ass to the Royal Shakespeare Academy fast.
I can't take anothe "The Eye" or Fantastic 4 sequel!
Fit Pregnancy Magazine sucks ass and I hate celeb parents giving advice before they even give birth (and after..we all know you people have nannies so STFU).
I agree - why she would have a baby to trap CASH WARREN is soo beyond me, especially since so many people consider her a hot piece. She couldn't find anyone better than a broke ass, gold-digging set assistant or whatever?
Here's a little blind item about these two lovebirds:
38. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/15
This is the funniest one I have ever got from the accountant. This celebutard is engaged to a B list film actress with A+ name recognition. He spent $34,000 on porn last year, and tried to claim it as a deduction for business purposes. He had each and every receipt for all the porn. All of it. He claimed that he needed it to see the proper way to act in a love scene. When the accountant reminded him he wasn't even an actor, our celebutard said something to the effect of, "I've got my girlfriend believing I'm the best guy in the world. I'm a great actor." They chose not to try and deduct the porn. Jessica Alba and Cash Warren
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
I don't care what she has to say, all I care about, well dream about, is that I wish she would shut up and disappear from Hollyweird forever. Can't stand her.
i don't mind her and i think what she says is true. moms shouldn't be best friends with their children, they should be moms. look at dina lohan for christ's sake. :P
Submitted by letinstar on May 19, 2008 - 1:32pm.
I don't know what's going to happen but I agree with you and KD that the kid's future isn't bright. I just think Alba's reasons for having a kid are all wrong.
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You know the end is near when Jessica Alba is actually making sense in an interview. *packing canned food and water for Apocalypse*
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Let me dirty up your mind.
The chick that interviewed her in this month's Allure actually said that she was surprised by how intelligent Alba is...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! We all know this bitch is another "uneducated Mexican who just pops out babies."
She said it, I didn't.
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Alba and Cash are going to break up before the kid turns 4 (probably sooner) and the poor kid will probably not be wanted by either of them and end up emmancipating herself from them. Watch and see!
@sheeps...which means alba plans on taking her wrath and frustration out on her kid...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
Submitted by letinstar on May 19, 2008 - 1:17pm.
alba can talk all the shit she wants, cash still has no plans to marry her...
Totally agree.
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Ghost of a Texas Ladies' Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69BozyMnVSg
alba can talk all the shit she wants, cash still has no plans to marry her...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
Submitted by Stoney on May 19, 2008 - 3:54pm.
I hope the baby does come out brown, as in AFRICAN AMERICAN. Now THAT would be funny.
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The baby's father is HALF-BLACK.Seriously.
Sorry MK...she actually sounds reasonable here.
You can't be best friends with your kid.ALL children are BORN SOCIOPATHS...and have to be trained & civilized.Don't take my word for it.Just look around you.
I hope the baby does come out brown, as in AFRICAN AMERICAN. Now THAT would be funny.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA
hey Lolo:
I knew who it was in your avie, just to make you feel better!
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_Submitted by xxyxz on May 19, 2008 - 3:49pm.
HA HA! I know what you mean!
Im like her in the fact that i get paid to have sex with strangers. IM KIDDING!!!!! I know some of them. AGAIN KIDDING!
We need a party dont we!
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LMAO. I could see that being you.(not in a bad way) I mean the life of the party
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Go Spurs!
Submitted by xxyxz on May 19, 2008 - 3:43pm.
LoLo
is that you in your avie?
HEY MOMMA!
No thats not me, that is eliot Spitzers hooker from when she did Whores on the Loose or Chicken Heads Gone Wild or some shit.
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horsey!!!
what I don't get is why she keeps getting interviewed. lameo!
http://www.momsword.org
LoLo
is that you in your avie?
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Go Spurs!
She will definitely not have to worry about being her baby's best friend. That baby will be lucky if it sees her more than three times before its second birthday. And that is including the baby photo shoot for People that Cash is probably trying to broker right now since HE doesn't have a job.
Gee i cant wait till this tard starts her bitching about how hard she has to hit the gym to loose the baby weight!
Well fuck! I didnt insert the peen into your crotchal region and make you have a bastard baby.
I have a pregnant friend who keeps busting my ass for being thin while she is knocked up.
From the look of her hubby's giant head i will guess that she will be busting my ass in a few months because my vagina doesnt whistle when i sneeze.
Her husband has a giant head and shes got one more month, i told her to sart stretching and pushing now.
I don't understand MiserAlba ... she's just too weird. And she's not THAT hot.
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don't worry miseralba - your kid doesn't want to be your friend either. 9 months stuck in your sour womb is 9 months too long.
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She's going to be too busy looking at herself in the mirror to be anyone's friend.
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Baby needs a hug - Hand to nanny, unless cameras are around, in which case you must try to do it yourself with a smile.
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OMFG 99.9% of your comments always make me roll on the fucking floor or spit out my drink. God that is so funny. Isn't this the truth about these worthless overpaid no talent hollywood idiots.
I can't wait for that kid to get a cold and get all snot nosed. I'm sure she'll plan her vacations around those times.
when I was in High School, I helped with the 3 YO class in church, and the week I decided to quit was after half of them were dripping boogers down their faces and I took one girl to the bathroom and she ended up peeing straight on the floor. She was even sitting on the toilet and still managed to miss. It would be quite another thing if those were my kids, but they weren't so I moved up to Jr. High. And I must say, they weren't that much better!!
MiserAlba is right not to want to be her kid's best friend. She doesn't want to be another White Oprah.
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Wow - I feel bad that a woman like this is having a daughter. She will have some serious body image issues with Mommy MiserAlba. MiserAlba MUST have things go exactly HER WAY! God help that child if she doesn't come out brown enough.
Also, now that MiserAlba is knocked up and has lost her hot body, she is officially homely.
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
hahaha. You are RIGHT on, MK!
That's all she needs to know.
I would jump off of a bridge if this whore was my mom.
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She will be a better mom than whorelina.
I'll be surprised if she even gets custody of the kid.
when will she realize that NO ONE wants to hear her speak?
Just let us look at you....it is more than enough.
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"Ali just loves this business and, unfortunately, I have to manage her."
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