Hello Kitty Is Japan's Official Tourism Ambassador
Hello Kitty has been named Japan's tourism ambassador! Do you hear that sound? It's the sound of Mimi frantically packing up her dog, unicorn dildo and boy toy and moving to Japan.
The tourism ministry has chosen the hottest pussy in the world as its choice to represent the country in China and Hong Kong. Hello Kitty is bigger than Elvis in those two countries, so officials are hoping she will help bring more tourists into Japan.
This is the first time Japan has named a fictional character as its tourism ambassador. Yes, Hello Kitty is a fictional character. Do you hear that sound? It's the sound of Mimi violently beating boy toy with unicorn dildo.
The Associated Press notes that "according to her official profile from Sanrio, Hello Kitty lives with her family in London. It does not mention how often she visits Japan."
If only fictional characters could hold positions of power in the United States. Yes, Dubya is not a fictional character. Sorry to break it to you.
Thanks Allison
Hello Kitty Rocks!
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A fat ass is a sign of a life well lived!
Is this a new trend in public relations? First we had Prez Bush posing with the plushie Easter Bunny and this guy with Hello Kitty. Next we will see Gordon Brown with Paddington Bear. The rest of the international community will have to catch up, with fluffy icons of their own.
They totally cannot drive over there but their beauty supply shops in the Ginza make up for it.
Edited because Slutts didn't get the obvious "Big Brown" remark and is embarrassed for everyone to see her blondeness.
Submitted by Sluttsville on May 19, 2008 - 5:08pm.
I'll have someone from Big Brown arrange the delivery.
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Ghost of a Texas Ladies' Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69BozyMnVSg
Dx3 and Sheeps:
I'll take my deluxe DVD set hand delivered with a side of chocolate covered bacon.
@Sheeps:
"Hand" delivery????
Bwahahahahaaaaa.
*dies*
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Oh girl, sail her, don't sink her this time.......
Submitted by Sluttsville on May 19, 2008 - 8:04pm.
Did someone mention "Face/Off", only the greatest movie of our time. Wasn't Castor and Pollux in Face/Off? Did everyone love love love that movie as much as me?
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Now that you mention it, there was a part where I almost laughed my Face/Off.
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But then again, what do I know?
Submitted by Sluttsville on May 19, 2008 - 5:04pm.
hahahaha. You want FedEx or hand delivery?
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Ghost of a Texas Ladies' Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69BozyMnVSg
Submitted by Sluttsville on May 19, 2008 - 7:04pm.
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*hands Slutts a tube of K-Y for her wazoo*
Brace yourself, Slutts............
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Oh girl, sail her, don't sink her this time.......
Did someone mention "Face/Off", only the greatest movie of our time. Wasn't Castor and Pollux in Face/Off? Did everyone love love love that movie as much as me?
Hey Sheeps.... wheres my dvd box set?
Submitted by Sheeps on May 19, 2008 - 7:00pm.
The next person who mentions Face/Off gets the deluxe DVD set up the wazoo.
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Mythology schmythology.
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Oh girl, sail her, don't sink her this time.......
Hee hee, Sheeps. Thank you for beating me to it.
:)
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But then again, what do I know?
The next person who mentions Face/Off gets the deluxe DVD set up the wazoo.
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Ghost of a Texas Ladies' Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69BozyMnVSg
Castor and Pollux? Wasn't that Castor and Pollux Troy from the movie "Face Off"?????
WEIRD!!!!!
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HELLO KITTY for PRESIDENT!! cool :)(my 2 cats just growled at me) :P
Does anyone think the Japanese guy looks a little like Keroppi the Hello Kitty frog guy?
...He was like, "I need money." I was like "N*gga, Me Too!". And we been together ever since!-- How High
love me that pussy !
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Hello Kitty and I go way back.
toot toot...hey...beep beep!
Mimi and "What-His-Face-Mr.Carey" should move there.
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Stock Broker is now Stock BrokerLINA.
Mrs.Kravitz on May 19, 2008 - 3:51pm.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 19, 2008 - 1:44pm.
And I'm sure Mimi will want to be Mayor of Hello Kittyville.
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Is that anywhere near Cat Town?
- hahahahaha Mrs. K.
MEOW!
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 19, 2008 - 1:44pm.
And I'm sure Mimi will want to be Mayor of Hello Kittyville.
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Is that anywhere near Cat Town?
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."
Submitted by KA on May 19, 2008 - 1:48pm.
I <3 HELLO KITTY!
I came back with a shitload of HK stuff when I was in Japan. Still have a lot of it too, but who wants to get HK letters from a 31 year old?
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I do I do!!!!!!!!!
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."
I <3 HELLO KITTY!
I came back with a shitload of HK stuff when I was in Japan. Still have a lot of it too, but who wants to get HK letters from a 31 year old?
And I'm sure Mimi will want to be Mayor of Hello Kittyville.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
God! Mary Typer Moore Nursing Home ReUnion.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Submitted by hoozer on May 19, 2008 - 4:33pm.
Did anyone watch Steve Carrell host SNL? The Japanese skit? Hilarious! I think Japanese commercials are the best.
I liked the happy little hello kitty looking tampon on that skits "commercial"
good shtuff!
I almost giggled a few times at SNL last week!
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Did anyone watch Steve Carrell host SNL? The Japanese skit? Hilarious! I think Japanese commercials are the best.
DeeDee is a chikan!!! lol. I knew it! lololol.
About time a prominent pussy got some respect!!
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by hoozer on May 19, 2008 - 3:57pm.
Oh those vending machines are great. Hello Kitty as national tourism ambassador. Ok. THAT is hilarious. As if tourists didn't get enough pussy when they visited Japan. Oops. Sorry. Bad bad bad. I know. True! But bad bad bad.
Let's play a game. Which fictional character should the US choose as national tourism ambassador and why?
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Donald Duck cuz he don't give a fuck, of course!!
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
LOL Mr. President. I have a Japanese animation porn video on VHS. It is the most bizarre shit I've ever seen.
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Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin world go round. ~Queen
Also, F&^% Sanrio! I was a Lisa Frank bitch. Helped prepare me for acid in my later years. *The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.*
i'm sure mimi gave her full blessing on this event...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
OMG! Golden Girls fans alert! Betty White is coming up after the commercials on Oprah.
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
Im not goin to lie but I like Hello Kitty but I love Badtzmaru
Stoney! Did you see the artwork?? Freaky and strange! You almost think it is a joke.
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Thank God Dlisters noticed Oprah! I thought I was the only one seeing this distressing ass-kissing. Mary looks PERFECTLY preserved.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
MK, best post EVER! Has everything, unicorn dildos, foreign bashing, even a quick slash at Dubya. You really need a talk show.
*The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.*
Submitted by Mr. President on May 19, 2008 - 4:07pm.
The Japanese love their cartoons. Even cartoon porn is huge over there. Creepy.
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Oh that aint NO LIE! Its all fun and games surfing the channels till you see ole Yogi The Bear bending little Bobo over a picnic basket asking him if he likes his salami hard and his cheese stinky.
Mess a woman withmunchies up for a good 1/2 hour till i forgot what i was so upset about.
Finally, an ambassador that makes some sense! I love Hello Kitty, congrats to the cats!
I went to the cat butt site for, eh-hem, shits and giggles, and let me just say...that was truly, truly amazing. My life has been enriched.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA
I thought that was the Marc Jacobs Interview cover photo shoot post for a second.
The Japanese love their cartoons. Even cartoon porn is huge over there. Creepy.
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Yeah!!! I like using the word dude. It saves me from actually having to think.
Submitted by Sensimina on May 19, 2008 - 12:51pm.
There are vending machines of used women's underwear casually on street corners.
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Are they for, um, olfactory pleasure? Or to wear?
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."
WAIT!
Hello Kitty is FICTIONAL????
Well, that changes everything!
:)
Weirdos everywhere LoLo.
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_Submitted by zomay on May 19, 2008 - 4:01pm.
AHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
I love the tab that says "Why Cat Butts?"
Every cat butt smell is different yall!
HA HA HA HA
Thanks Zomay!
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Where was Mooriah for this craptastic event?
Japan, you've officially creeped me out. Thanks for the sushi, though.
Submitted by hoozer on May 19, 2008 - 2:57pm.
I'm gonna have to go with the Oscar Mayer Weiner.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA