Hello Kitty Is Japan's Official Tourism Ambassador
Hello Kitty has been named Japan's tourism ambassador! Do you hear that sound? It's the sound of Mimi frantically packing up her dog, unicorn dildo and boy toy and moving to Japan.
The tourism ministry has chosen the hottest pussy in the world as its choice to represent the country in China and Hong Kong. Hello Kitty is bigger than Elvis in those two countries, so officials are hoping she will help bring more tourists into Japan.
This is the first time Japan has named a fictional character as its tourism ambassador. Yes, Hello Kitty is a fictional character. Do you hear that sound? It's the sound of Mimi violently beating boy toy with unicorn dildo.
The Associated Press notes that "according to her official profile from Sanrio, Hello Kitty lives with her family in London. It does not mention how often she visits Japan."
If only fictional characters could hold positions of power in the United States. Yes, Dubya is not a fictional character. Sorry to break it to you.
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LOL she basically is spooging all over Mary right now!
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Nick Cannon likes Mimi's Hello Kitty with some ASO sauce.
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Believe me. There is no embarrassment there. They will probably put Hello Kitty on the national flag now. And on all their currency. Buddha has already been replaced by Hello Kitty there.
__Submitted by Sensimina on May 19, 2008 - 3:54pm.
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Oprah is SERIOUSLY jacking herself off right now on her Mary Tyler Moore episode!!
GROSS! are any of the stage hands trying to stop her or are they just letting her spooge on MAry?
I bet shes got a HUGE cock!
(im kidding)
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Hello Kitty is clearly taking steroids.
Her head is so much bigger than the rest of her body.
Oh those vending machines are great. Hello Kitty as national tourism ambassador. Ok. THAT is hilarious. As if tourists didn't get enough pussy when they visited Japan. Oops. Sorry. Bad bad bad. I know. True! But bad bad bad.
Let's play a game. Which fictional character should the US choose as national tourism ambassador and why?
I'd be so embarrassed by this, if I were Japanese.
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Oprah is SERIOUSLY jacking herself off right now on her Mary Tyler Moore episode!!
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I am sure this is on the heels of being named MiMi's Wedding Planner.
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Submitted by Sensimina on May 19, 2008 - 2:51pm
The plus side is you can also get hard liquor from vending machines.
'Plus side' is an understatement lol;)
What?
That is ridiculous.
That is like making Big Bird the American Tourist Ambassador.
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I think it's seriously disturbing that the Japanese get off on cartoon characters so much. Can you imagine masturbating to a cartoon? Even major banks and corporations in Japan have cute cartoon characters as their mascot.
My friend Allen spent a month in Tokyo and they have vending machines for everything. There are vending machines of used women's underwear casually on street corners. The plus side is you can also get hard liquor from vending machines.
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
I bet Mimi makes her new husband wear that outfit to bed.
Unicorn dildo hahaha