Monday, May 19th 2008

Castor & Pollux?!

Brangelina is reportedly having fraternal twin girls in August and they can't agree on what to name the two messiahs. Gemini Angie wants to name the girls Castor and Pollux after the twin boys of her birth sign. However, Brad is not feeling it, because he doesn't want one of his daughters with a name like a British cuss word." Bollocks! Yeah, and the other girl will be named after vegetable oil. Instead of the doctor slapping the babies after birth, they would slap Angie for giving them names like that.

Castor and Pollux sounds like a really fancy brand of douche. They should just name them Messiah 1 and Messiah 2.

Here's some pictures of Angie Jo and Brad in Cannes tonight. Brad looks like he needs to lay down in a dark, quiet room with a couple of cucumber slices over his eyes.

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I will sleep well tonight ..
knowing what a Z brat is..

life becons again.. be back later...

Hugs::

Mitten

I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters

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Hey Happy!
Now that song is in my head. I think my daughter

was in 6th grade and played it A L"OT!!!!

I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters

VooDooVixen's picture

It doesn't matter what they name them.......when they get older they will change their names if they don't like them........ala Tallulah Belle Willis.

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happyface's picture

MittenFreak-

LOL. I wasn't sure. But anyway, I think Z Brat is referring to Zahara since she's supposed to be very bossy and supposedly pushes Shiloh around.

mellen's picture

I dunno what a z brat is either. I have no kiddies. Am outta touch. lol.

LALALALOVE's picture

Jolie is such a hot bitch!

MittenFreak's picture

Hellooo...

how's everyone?

Nope that wasn't a joke. I stopped in this

morning before work. I had no idea was a

Z brat was.. still don't. Then real life

kicked in. I was just checkin in to

see if anyone knew.

hugssss:: Two Drink.. been down that bad
D. path. myself. Nobody believes you when
they call it war.

OT.. still going for Mrs. Kravitz on the

Jospeph Cornielus and Mary Claire for the

baby names.. for my suggestions are not as witty

and much less kind.

Mitten

I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters

walker's picture

Those are some hideous names.

Aunt Bea's picture

I'm not buying it I bet she names one of them after her mother

piedlourde's picture

What the fuck? Isn't Castor and Pollux the names of the villain brothers Troy from the craptastic Face/Off?

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So I guess you want me to paint your chair?

Green Is Good's picture

Morning, Sluts.

I hope this is just a rumor. Saddling girls with names like this guarantees playground abuse from day one.

Skye.'s picture

Haha Mellen, scuse me i didnt feel like reading every post before mentioning a great movie like F/O, props ;)
I actually love the names, solely because of that movie. You would have to be batshit crazy to call youre girls that though...

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Submitted by mellen on May 20, 2008 - 6:22am.
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Not to be a stinker, but it was the very first comment on this post. And one or two other people DID mention it before you.

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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.

lulamaeb's picture

My cats eat Castor & Pollux cat food! It's an organic pet food brand - she's contemplating the name for her babies?!

Mabel Hodges's picture

Why don't they just call them oil and puss and call it a day?

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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz

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Submitted by MittenFreak on May 20, 2008 - 6:00am

Wow, I hope I'm not walking into a joke, but I think Z brat refers to Zahara here. Or it could be Angie's new French way of calling Shiloh "Z Bratt!" No, no I think it is Zahara and if I read the post I think that got you confused they mean that when Zahara is a sister to two more girl twins, she's got some karma to pay back for how she tormented Shiloh, their older sister. It's gang land now.
Either way, I like your reference to John Waters.

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Clearly I cannot work two keyboards

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Submitted by pnative1978 on May 20, 2008
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Careul, elst you be called a Jen-Hag or something...lol 78...good year...

you are going to name your daughters after two homosexual, incestuous twins? That makes sense. How much longer before Angie decides that they're going to need the whole fuggin Greek Pantheon wearing diapers.

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joanne - but didn't Jolie convince you about S&M in her heroin vid???? Nothing like a good whip cracking. Whether a Pitt or a Holmes. They had me at "twisting nipple"....

lol

Thanks, babe...

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Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on May 20, 2008 - 8:05am
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I think Marcheline was only in one or two films. Angie and the French think is her attempt to be eccentric and all she comes up with is overdramatic.

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Submitted by Two Drink Min on May 20, 2008 - 7:53am.

Judging by your picture you are a beautiful woman. You just had a bumpy path and now have a chance to make a new one. Your not hopeless, just getting stronger. Postive thoughts, enjoy your day. I wake up every morning and happy i'm not Pitt or Holmes.

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SO basically the are going to be named Castor and Pollux. You know Brad has to balls and no say so who really cares what he wants. He looks like SHIT, karma is a bitch. Angie just keeps showing her class and intelligence thru and thru, it makes A LOT of sense to name twin girls NOT BORN UNDER THE GEMINI SIGN after the twin boys who represent the Gemini sign. It makes as much sense as having your kids in France out of respect to your dead 'French Actress'* mother who was from the Mid West, USA.
*They only said she was French to add allure to her since she too was a bad actress.

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Two Drink Min's picture

bat - I am not throwing a fit. I apppreciate ppl's kindness. Your's as well. Having been thru a tough divorce...you find the heart get's harder after time. I used to be a hopeless romantic. Now I think I am just...hopeless.

mellen's picture

Skye. I called that a few pages ago *Face Off*. (LOL) I was shocked that the thread went a few 100 posts without mentioning that!!!!!!!!!!

I didn't even realize those names could have ANY other signifigance.... lol.

FaceOff is one of my favoraite movies!

MittenFreak's picture

Happyface,

question.. what is a Z brat?

lost on that..do you know?

I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters

happyface's picture

Nova -

Most of these comments are not even about her, but do keep coming back b/c that's really what I'm here for - to marvel at people who follow a celebrity like Tom Cruise follows Scientology. Hehehe.

Everyone here "cares" about celebrities so you're point is pretty moot. But whatever, keep believing whatever you want. It's somewhat entertaining because it's amusing. You can "associate" with Angie more? Ha, you really do think you're her! Just goes to show why YOU care so much. You have an identity crisis. You mean you identify with her, or you associate with her? If you associate with her, you hang out with her on Sundays.
YOU fascinate me. I care about YOU.

Submitted by EyeRoll on May 19, 2008 - 10:58pm.

You hit it right on the head. Fuck. Why did I just respond to Nova? Probably because she's so controversial that I can't help but touch myself and respond.

MittenFreak's picture

Happyface got a sec?

I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters

Skye.'s picture

Face/Off anyone?

That hideous Z brat has some karma coming by the power of two.

veryoldbat's picture

Two Drinks. No sage wisdom from a old tart.
It's possible to break them. Hearts. Not admitting
to sucha thing. I find as I get older, I just
care more about fewer people. The shallow nolonger does it for me either. So there you have it. Just know that some of us really
want you to be happy. This site has been up
over a year. Even Nels get protective. It was
that simple.

Two Drink Min's picture

bats - therinlies the test...he asked me I didn't ask him

veryoldbat's picture

Two drink

Please forgive me. Just wanted to see how
you were. Nothing more at all. Sorry
if I implied something. I don't fly in a straight
line, but I thought you knew that.

As for men.. I don't like to wait for men
either. Still, the older I get,
the longer they make me wait. Hello? Will, Grace,
Mary is anyone out there?

Have a good night.

Two Drink Min's picture

Kizzzy - BS! We'll kick out to Kate Bush!

Two Drink Min's picture

Sorry, if I just don't see why waiting works.
Why not....um NOT LEAVING

Kizzy's picture

Time for me to tuck in my tabby. Goodnight all! Chat soon!

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de Cosmos's picture

Castor is indeed the genus for beaver.

Why not just name them Beaver and Bollocks.

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Submitted by Two Drink Min on May 20, 2008 - 1:14am.

Love me some Power Station, loved me some Robert Palmer way before it.

Goodnight, and take care!!

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Kizzy's picture

@JoeSchmoe--Topics & fetishes

Among many others...in both cases.

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Two Drink Min's picture

I am out. I have to work.

But I will be going to sleep to

SOME LIKE IT HOT by The Power Station...
Controlled by Robert Palmer...

All I can say is...SOME LIKE IT HOHOHT

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Mrs K - you have a nun fetish? *blinking*. Oh. My.

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You're in the jungle baby..

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Now here's an interesting thread..are we discussing waiting for lovers that travel to another part of the world..??

On topic: I don't feel one way or another about AJ. I think she looks beautiful preggers though.

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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..

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Submitted by Two Drink Min on May 20, 2008 - 1:02am.
veryoldbat- sorry, but I DON'T WAIT FOR MEN
If you don't know that you have a lot to learn!
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Good on ya, girl!!

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 20, 2008 - 1:00am.
Sadly none of them heard the calling.
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You teach, you plan, you guide, and they duck the habit anyway. *sigh*kids today

Joseph Cornelius may not be too big to try to get a habit on....;)

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Two Drink Min's picture

veryoldbat- sorry, but I DON'T WAIT FOR MEN
If you don't know that you have a lot to learn!

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

Sadly none of them heard the calling.

these are their chosen fields. Gym teacher, auto mechanic, teamster and park ranger.
Joseph Cornelius still lives at home. He can't leave his mama.

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William Tecumseh Sherman

Two Drink Min's picture

Don't get me wrong, that doesn't mean I am wearing Jolie's lastest wares. If I was the Maple Grove totally!

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 20, 2008 - 12:53am.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 19, 2008 - 8:12pm.

you been harboring this nun fetish long?
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Ever since I was a child. Which is why all four of my imaginary daughters went to convent school.

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4 Marys certainly SOUNDED like someone was aiming for a Mother Superior.

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